snakehips 0 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 I was in the x-ray department of a hospital on Tuesday evening. The telly was on and the Portugal game was being shown. Trick pony Ronaldo was running down the pitch with the ball. Without thinking, I said, aloud, "I hope someone breaks his leg". I had forgotton about the lady in a wheelchair just a couple of yards away from me with a plaster cast on her leg! Oops ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 When I was aged 9-12 I lived in Germany for a while (Daddy Zebs was in the army, y'see) and would go to American base camps for a day out from time to time. Proper Yank food, good shops. These places had the lot! They even had arcades, which contained a new game at the time called 'Street Fighter II' (You might have heard of it.) I desposited my 25 Cents and my first opponent was Guile. I defeated him and raised a fist with a mighty cry of "Take that, you dumb american bastard!" An eerie silence caused me to turn around and come face to face with about seven or eight American children, of whom one piped up "That's racist, man!". My older brother, who was standing by me at the time, forcibly removed me from the scene of the crime and dumped me in front of my dad, who had witnessed the whole thing from afar and was waiting with some words of advice. Crikey, the shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) Back at school, I was fairly new at this particular school and was hanging out with this bunch of lads one lunch break and I was eating a packet of crisps (smoky bacon flavour as I recall) and all I did was offer them round but...too late...I'd offered them to the jewish kid and everyone automatically assumed I was being anti-semitic. Edited June 13, 2008 by GeordieMessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Back at school, I was fairly new at this particular school and was hanging out with this bunch of lads one lunch break and I was eating a packet of crisps (smoky bacon flavour as I recall) and all I did was offer them round but...too late...I'd offered them to the jewish kid and everyone automatically assumed I was being anti-semitic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Back at school, I was fairly new at this particular school and was hanging out with this bunch of lads one lunch break and I was eating a packet of crisps (smoky bacon flavour as I recall) and all I did was offer them round but...too late...I'd offered them to the jewish kid and everyone automatically assumed I was being anti-semitic. good lad!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Back at school, I was fairly new at this particular school and was hanging out with this bunch of lads one lunch break and I was eating a packet of crisps (smoky bacon flavour as I recall) and all I did was offer them round but...too late...I'd offered them to the jewish kid and everyone automatically assumed I was being anti-semitic. Dunno why he was offended, probably fuck all from a pig in those crisps anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4096 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Sooooooooooo so many it is hard to know where to start. In the stage door one night and see a coloured girl absolutely beautiful looking. I walk up to her say hello and ask her where she is from as her accent is strange. She tells me she is polynesian. Now I must say I was drunk although that is no excuse to my reply of "Oh I saw a David Attenburgh show about you lot the other day". After about 10 seconds of silence I just left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Mate of mine was hitting on one of my friends at a club. I nudged his elbow and said "I would," and winked. Didn't realise my girlfriend had just returned from the bar and overheard. Silent treatment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Can you drive yet Brock by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Can you drive yet Brock by any chance? Can't afford the insurance right now, so no. Cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Back at school, I was fairly new at this particular school and was hanging out with this bunch of lads one lunch break and I was eating a packet of crisps (smoky bacon flavour as I recall) and all I did was offer them round but...too late...I'd offered them to the jewish kid and everyone automatically assumed I was being anti-semitic. What school was that LA High? Sounds like you were 'hanging' with a right bunch of belt buckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 LA High. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Mate of mine was hitting on one of my friends at a club. I nudged his elbow and said "I would," and winked. So you hit on a bloke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Mate of mine was hitting on one of my friends at a club. I nudged his elbow and said "I would," and winked. So you hit on a bloke? Female friend. Crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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