Smeeagain

[Lazarus 0]

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you

remember the first time we had sex together over

fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern

where you leaned against the back fence and I made

love to you.'

 

'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

 

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around

there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

 

'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a

crazy, but good idea!'

 

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard

their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself,

he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two

old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just

keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he

follows them.

 

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning

on each other for support aided by walking sticks.

Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make

their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her

skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

 

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves

in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious

sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on

for about ten minutes while both are making loud

noises and moaning and screaming.

 

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the

ground.

 

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned

something about life and old age that he didn't

know.

 

After about half an hour of lying on the ground

recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet

and put their clothes back on.

 

The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to

himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask

them what their secret is. So, as the couple

passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was

something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life

together. ; Is there some sort of secret to this?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago, that fence wasn't electricfied .'

[bobbyshinton 59]

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you

remember the first time we had sex together over

fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern

where you leaned against the back fence and I made

love to you.'

 

'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

 

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around

there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

 

'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a

crazy, but good idea!'

 

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard

their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself,

he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two

old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just

keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he

follows them.

 

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning

on each other for support aided by walking sticks.

Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make

their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her

skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

 

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves

in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious

sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on

for about ten minutes while both are making loud

noises and moaning and screaming.

 

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the

ground.

 

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned

something about life and old age that he didn't

know.

 

After about half an hour of lying on the ground

recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet

and put their clothes back on.

 

The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to

himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask

them what their secret is. So, as the couple

passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was

something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life

together. ; Is there some sort of secret to this?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago, that fence wasn't electricfied .'

 

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