Lazarus 0 Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I quite like that analogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 As do I , though I dont use butter I use oil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 As do I , though I dont use butter I use oil... Wise, butter will burn the whites. Have you however considered a 50/50 mix of oil and butter? The oil lowers the burning temperature and you still get that lovely buttery taste with your eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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