Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 (edited) I prefer to lean forward on a 30º angle but if it's a particular bad batch I find myself scrunched up with one hand on the radiator for support. How do you do yours? Edited June 6, 2008 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I tend to rock between the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I'm a "reader", so I tend to lean forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I used to read a lot on the bog, but don't bother much these days. When I did, I'd be resting my elbows on the front of my quads and so leaning forward. I usually adopt a similar position now, but its a much swifter routine. No more pins n needles for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 used to sit upright but dropped my mobile down the bog. sitting forward is the way for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Personally I go for the "Primary school english teacher position" opting to sit facing the back of the cistern legs wrapped around the trap and hands firmly planted on the cistern top. I find the that the purchase gained from pulling on the cistern can be invaluable when dealing with a large or wide load, also when dealing with the bulk of the cable a little chuckle usually helps speed up the drop. To dismount you simply stand up allowing any remaing clods to drop safely into the cistern before doing a jackson 5 style spin, flushing and leaving the room a relieved man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 6, 2008 Author Share Posted June 6, 2008 Personally I go for the "Primary school english teacher position" opting to sit facing the back of the cistern legs wrapped around the trap and hands firmly planted on the cistern top. I find the that the purchase gained from pulling on the cistern can be invaluable when dealing with a large or wide load, also when dealing with the bulk of the cable a little chuckle usually helps speed up the drop. To dismount you simply stand up allowing any remaing clods to drop safely into the cistern before doing a jackson 5 style spin, flushing and leaving the room a relieved man. Whatever floats your boat cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Can't believe I just 'logged in' to respond here.. I'm a leaner, but maybe only 20 degrees. Just how many shitting threads are there on this forum now? Obsessed tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 30 degrees, 20 degrees..so much precision in terms of defecating posture and yet so little finesse being shown in the arse wiping habits. I like to play the banjo whilst I pinch off a good length of cable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Lean forward. You know you've been on the pot too long when you have the red marks on both legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 30 degrees, 20 degrees..so much precision in terms of defecating posture and yet so little finesse being shown in the arse wiping habits. I like to play the banjo whilst I pinch off a good length of cable. Oh, I've got finesse in spades. It's just asymmetrical finesse. Your toilet must be far from a wall to fit a banjo in there, or do you sit twisted round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I lean forward. Sometimes in pain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 30 degrees, 20 degrees..so much precision in terms of defecating posture and yet so little finesse being shown in the arse wiping habits. I like to play the banjo whilst I pinch off a good length of cable. Oh, I've got finesse in spades. It's just asymmetrical finesse. Your toilet must be far from a wall to fit a banjo in there, or do you sit twisted round? Nah, I always find sitting uncomfortable. These toilet seats are just too low down and the aperture is really just a bit too small for someone with a sphincter as colossal as mine. I pretty much never fail to make a complete mess of the toilet seat. Ho hum. Thems the breaks I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 30 degrees, 20 degrees..so much precision in terms of defecating posture and yet so little finesse being shown in the arse wiping habits. I like to play the banjo whilst I pinch off a good length of cable. Oh, I've got finesse in spades. It's just asymmetrical finesse. Your toilet must be far from a wall to fit a banjo in there, or do you sit twisted round? Nah, I always find sitting uncomfortable. These toilet seats are just too low down and the aperture is really just a bit too small for someone with a sphincter as colossal as mine. I pretty much never fail to make a complete mess of the toilet seat. Ho hum. Thems the breaks I suppose. Are you saying that you stand, or squat, to poop? And basically just shit all over the place, whilst playing a banjo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 30 degrees, 20 degrees..so much precision in terms of defecating posture and yet so little finesse being shown in the arse wiping habits. I like to play the banjo whilst I pinch off a good length of cable. Oh, I've got finesse in spades. It's just asymmetrical finesse. Your toilet must be far from a wall to fit a banjo in there, or do you sit twisted round? Nah, I always find sitting uncomfortable. These toilet seats are just too low down and the aperture is really just a bit too small for someone with a sphincter as colossal as mine. I pretty much never fail to make a complete mess of the toilet seat. Ho hum. Thems the breaks I suppose. Are you saying that you stand, or squat, to poop? And basically just shit all over the place, whilst playing a banjo? Aye. But sometimes a harmonica helps lighten things a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 30 degrees, 20 degrees..so much precision in terms of defecating posture and yet so little finesse being shown in the arse wiping habits. I like to play the banjo whilst I pinch off a good length of cable. Oh, I've got finesse in spades. It's just asymmetrical finesse. Your toilet must be far from a wall to fit a banjo in there, or do you sit twisted round? Nah, I always find sitting uncomfortable. These toilet seats are just too low down and the aperture is really just a bit too small for someone with a sphincter as colossal as mine. I pretty much never fail to make a complete mess of the toilet seat. Ho hum. Thems the breaks I suppose. Are you saying that you stand, or squat, to poop? And basically just shit all over the place, whilst playing a banjo? Aye. But sometimes a harmonica helps lighten things a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 30 degrees, 20 degrees..so much precision in terms of defecating posture and yet so little finesse being shown in the arse wiping habits. I like to play the banjo whilst I pinch off a good length of cable. Oh, I've got finesse in spades. It's just asymmetrical finesse. Your toilet must be far from a wall to fit a banjo in there, or do you sit twisted round? Nah, I always find sitting uncomfortable. These toilet seats are just too low down and the aperture is really just a bit too small for someone with a sphincter as colossal as mine. I pretty much never fail to make a complete mess of the toilet seat. Ho hum. Thems the breaks I suppose. Are you saying that you stand, or squat, to poop? And basically just shit all over the place, whilst playing a banjo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I stand a good 2 foot away. I enjoy the challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Anyone ever had a dump that bad you banged your leg off the floor to tweak it out ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Leaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Anyone ever had a dump that bad you banged your leg off the floor to tweak it out ? That's nowt. So you stamped your foot a bit. So what? Try having a full-on rectal prolapse squeezing one out and then try telling us again about your shitting woes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I bring my knees up to my chest and tuck my head down so i am at the optimum shitting angle, the fucka comes out like a laser guided missile only drawback is the splashback from the thunderous power from said turd impacting with the water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 That how you got your avatar is it ? And besides, whats wacky doing starting this topic when he still shits in a potty, toilets are a lethal height for the lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 That how you got your avatar is it ? Nah that's just the lass that lick my ring clean post shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 That how you got your avatar is it ? Nah that's just the lass that lick my ring clean post shite. I've helpfully highlighted the only two words that apply to you in truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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