Jimbo 175 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I did the old classic "forgot to put my handbrake on" today, had to chase my locked car across Asda carpark before it crashed into something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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khay 10 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I shall not laugh untill i've passed my test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I once tried to break open a bolted door with my shoulder. ....it was a glass door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I was once gettin a blow job whilst driving, ended up smashing my car into a kerb and popping two tyres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Once when I was holiday, I was running to the pool and what happened I ran into the glass door thinking that the door was already open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Meenzer 15873 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Glass doors - the silent killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 As I child (read 11) I put water wings on my feet and jumped into the swimming pool. Nearly drowned myself I was once gettin a blow job whilst driving, ended up smashing my car into a kerb and popping two tyres. How much do rent boys charge for a nosh round your way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I was once gettin a blow job whilst driving, ended up smashing my car into a kerb and popping two tyres. Aye, righto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Fell off a car whilst drunk. Was trying to take a shortcut. Landed face-first onto the concrete, and ended up with my right foot wedge in to the bumper. Had to take me shoe off to get my foot free. Thankfully I just buggered my face up without doing any real harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Used to strip down to a pair of shorts and play glass paper fights with my mates, that was pretty daft when I think about it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Me and wor kid used to hoy darts at each other. I distinctly remember one hanging out of my belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I did the old classic "forgot to put my handbrake on" today, had to chase my locked car across Asda carpark before it crashed into something. Am I the only person in the country to be taught to leave a parked car in 1st to avoid those sort of things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 I did the old classic "forgot to put my handbrake on" today, had to chase my locked car across Asda carpark before it crashed into something. Am I the only person in the country to be taught to leave a parked car in 1st to avoid those sort of things? Clearly I struggle to remember one parking procedure, yet alone two ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4453 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I did the old classic "forgot to put my handbrake on" today, had to chase my locked car across Asda carpark before it crashed into something. Am I the only person in the country to be taught to leave a parked car in 1st to avoid those sort of things? Not necessarily first but I always leave mine in gear - tip fom my Dad. I also always turn the ignition key with the clutch down even if its in neutral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I did the old classic "forgot to put my handbrake on" today, had to chase my locked car across Asda carpark before it crashed into something. Am I the only person in the country to be taught to leave a parked car in 1st to avoid those sort of things? How would that stop you forgetting to do it though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I did the old classic "forgot to put my handbrake on" today, had to chase my locked car across Asda carpark before it crashed into something. Am I the only person in the country to be taught to leave a parked car in 1st to avoid those sort of things? How would that stop you forgetting to do it though? It wouldn't but it would stop the car rolling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 I did the old classic "forgot to put my handbrake on" today, had to chase my locked car across Asda carpark before it crashed into something. Am I the only person in the country to be taught to leave a parked car in 1st to avoid those sort of things? Not necessarily first but I always leave mine in gear - tip fom my Dad. I also always turn the ignition key with the clutch down even if its in neutral. You have to do that when starting my Chrysler otherwise it won't start the engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I did the old classic "forgot to put my handbrake on" today, had to chase my locked car across Asda carpark before it crashed into something. Am I the only person in the country to be taught to leave a parked car in 1st to avoid those sort of things? How would that stop you forgetting to do it though? It wouldn't but it would stop the car rolling So would the handbrake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I did the old classic "forgot to put my handbrake on" today, had to chase my locked car across Asda carpark before it crashed into something. Am I the only person in the country to be taught to leave a parked car in 1st to avoid those sort of things? Clearly I struggle to remember one parking procedure, yet alone two ! I bet it's damn good exercise though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 About time he put the handbrake on his wanking as well by the sounds of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I also always turn the ignition key with the clutch down even if its in neutral. Yup that too, I've seen it visibly demonstrated why it's a good idea when someone very nearly kangarooed a car that had been left in reverse down a small cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Boy 0 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I was once gettin a blow job whilst driving, ended up smashing my car into a kerb and popping two tyres. I'm surprised you didn't seriously damage your neck and back, what with the contorted position your body must've been in to be sucking youself off whilst driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Boy 0 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 As I child (read 11) I put water wings on my feet and jumped into the swimming pool. Nearly drowned myself Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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