Toonpack 9111 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 (edited) How many sheets ? 2 for me, rainforest protectionist shitter me like. (I will admit to going up to 3 if she's bought that quilted stuff with the inbuilt tear promoting "fault lines") Unlike wor lass (judging by the shrinking of the roll between my visits), who must use countless sheets rolled up into a big ball for both front and back bums. Edited May 31, 2008 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 use countless sheets rolled up into a big ball for both front and back bums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Anyone have a box of moist tissues on the back of the loo aswell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Nee need for a second thread tbh tbh tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9111 Posted May 31, 2008 Author Share Posted May 31, 2008 Nee need for a second thread tbh tbh tbh Different, though related, subject tbh tbh tbh And I haven't started a thread for fucking eons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 And I haven't started a thread for fucking eons well this was worth the wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 I wouldn't say it was a big ball, but it would certainly be recognised as a ball-like shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Why would you ball the tissue up ffs? Folded for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Anyone have a box of moist tissues on the back of the loo aswell? Moist tissue for the real work then a couple of sheets of the regular stuff to tidy up around the edges. It's the future, people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Anyone have a box of moist tissues on the back of the loo aswell? Moist tissue for the real work then a couple of sheets of the regular stuff to tidy up around the edges. It's the future, people. Sounds a bit gay to me like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 How can anyone get all the shit off with 2 sheets. Skid-mark-tastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Use as much Toilet paper as you can till it's clean to be honest, Or some times if im feeling posh i'll use a wet wipe too, then more toilet roll. Clean Ass Mutha Fucka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 I was discussing the arse wiping thing with lanky bellwipe and he asked how I manage my paper. I assumed there were only two options, ball it up or fold neatly. Either way, you half it up and re-use after each wipe until any further folding isn't possible. He blew me away with his technique though. He takes 4 or 5 sheets and folds over a half sheet at one end, he then wipes and folds and wipes and folds his way down the length of it until clean and is left with a nice tidy poo concertina. The bloke's on another level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9111 Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 How can anyone get all the shit off with 2 sheets. Skid-mark-tastic. Per wipe man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9111 Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 I was discussing the arse wiping thing with lanky bellwipe and he asked how I manage my paper. I assumed there were only two options, ball it up or fold neatly. Either way, you half it up and re-use after each wipe until any further folding isn't possible. He blew me away with his technique though. He takes 4 or 5 sheets and folds over a half sheet at one end, he then wipes and folds and wipes and folds his way down the length of it until clean and is left with a nice tidy poo concertina. The bloke's on another level. Would have thought that technique raises the risk of attempting a wipe on the perforations, and the dreaded fingers to shitty sphincter connection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Use as much Toilet paper as you can till it's clean to be honest, Or some times if im feeling posh i'll use a wet wipe too, then more toilet roll. Clean Ass Mutha Fucka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I recycle free newspapers. eco-god tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Start with 4 sqaures, folding once to get rid of the initial matter, then switch to two squares for the excess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I recycle free newspapers. eco-god tbh So do I. I don't wipe my arse with them though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I use a folded wad of paper, anyone using two sheets per wipe might as well just use their hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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