Wavey Davey 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Just a little competition to amuse myself because I'm bored. I start it: You know you're in trouble with the missus when... you find yourself saying 'I love you' in a weedy voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 She says everything is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Your in trouble with the missus when shit in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Your in trouble with the missus when shit in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 Your in trouble with the missus when shit in bed. I hope you're referring to sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Your in trouble with the missus when shit in bed. I hope you're referring to sex. Of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 You take her up the arse and then wipe your dick on the curtains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21435 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 You shit on a glass table and dont clean it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 Your in trouble with the missus when shit in bed. I hope you're referring to sex. Of course Good, cos there's no worse way to get in bother when there's shit in the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Your in trouble with the missus when shit in bed. I hope you're referring to sex. Of course Good, cos there's no worse way to get in bother when there's shit in the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 ....when you visit a brothel and find her laying on the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 another: ... When she says nowt. Silence is not golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 Your in trouble with the missus when shit in bed. I hope you're referring to sex. Of course Good, cos there's no worse way to get in bother when there's shit in the bed. You were very quick with that video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 She walks in to find you tied to the kitchen table naked, strap marks all over you chest and arse, viginal juices in a pool on the table, and some fuckers knicked the TV. No Eastenders man, she'd be livid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 ...she gets the ropes loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 ...when your cock's* in her hand and she ain't** smiling. *see apostrophe for abreviation ie. cock is. **just bad grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 ...when your cock's* in her hand and she ain't** smiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 ...when your cock's* in her hand and she ain't** smiling. Fucking hell Zebra, where did you find that picture of SMO's missus? Did he PM you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 ...when your cock's* in her hand and she ain't** smiling. Fucking hell Zebra, where did you find that picture of SMO's missus? Did he PM you? He did. Ropey-looking brazilian lasses holding poultry happens to be my fetish, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Fucking hell Zebra, where did you find that picture of SMO's missus? Did he PM you? He did. Ropey-looking brazilian lasses holding poultry happens to be my fetish, And PM'ing people pictures of his cock is SMO's. It's a match made in heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 she lists SMO as one of her ex's! Will forever be like rolling a penny down Northumberland Street! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I'd be surprised if any of your "ex's" have the necessary recollection of the events to pick you out of a line up, for if they had, why haven't they yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7308 Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Definately when you ask whats up and she just snaps 'nothing' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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