Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Fuck the pair of u losers, my life isn't empty enough to make me want to lie about this kind of shit on an internet forum ffs! fucking hell mate, the bollocks you've previously come out with is testimony to the fact your life is empty enough to make you want to lie about this kind of shit of an internet forum ffs! What bollocks r u refering to here Fishface? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Fuck the pair of u losers, my life isn't empty enough to make me want to lie about this kind of shit on an internet forum ffs! fucking hell mate, the bollocks you've previously come out with is testimony to the fact your life is empty enough to make you want to lie about this kind of shit of an internet forum ffs! What bollocks r u refering to here Fishface? Where do you want him to start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Fuck the pair of u losers, my life isn't empty enough to make me want to lie about this kind of shit on an internet forum ffs! fucking hell mate, the bollocks you've previously come out with is testimony to the fact your life is empty enough to make you want to lie about this kind of shit of an internet forum ffs! What bollocks r u refering to here Fishface? Where do you want him to start? Fuck you short arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I can see why you're called Smooth Operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Fuck the pair of u losers, my life isn't empty enough to make me want to lie about this kind of shit on an internet forum ffs! fucking hell mate, the bollocks you've previously come out with is testimony to the fact your life is empty enough to make you want to lie about this kind of shit of an internet forum ffs! What bollocks r u refering to here Fishface? We've just employed a cleaner like, £5 an hour, gonna get her to do 5 hours a month to start off with and see how she goes. Her duties are: Ironing Clean the windows (inside) Clean the bathroom Dusting Complimentary BJ's (I've not seen her yet but if it's tidy I'll be putting it out there!) Now I don't normally need any advice but all the usual tricks have failed to reap any rewards as yet. There's a lass in my office, she's unbelievable. So I've put the Operator charms into overdrive and all the usually methods that have reaped great rewards in the past have so far not got anywhere. Have had conversations in the tea room, lift, in the queue for the shop and nothing. She laughs at all my jokes even puts her hand on my shoulder and twirls her hair when I'm speaking to her. I'm thinking of now embarking on a charm offensive via e-mail but she's a press officer and my e-mails could well end up being leaked to all of my department if she takes it the wrong way! Everytime she walks past my desk I'm cracking wood, it just can carry on like this! The French place behind the Gate opposite Transformations Sex Change place. Oui Madam! Oh and Scalini's down the Quayside is worth it just for the Italian, raven-haired beauty of a waitress. My 15 year old cousin asked her for her number despite her being 25ish, he rang her the next day and she let him down gently saying he was too young for her, but asked if he had the number for the Italian looking man that was sat next to him! Aka me! Scept-o-Bots Rollout! Plush in Leeds. Nice, bit pricey, but decent none the less... best Restaurant would be Mio Modo though. Unbeatable Dressed in tiny denim skirts with black leggings cut of at the ankle and tits up round their chins. The sort you wouldn't ever consider going out with but you know you'd fuck cos they look dirty. Pass them all the time driving round North Tyneside, only a matter of time before I roll up next to a barely legal ghetto princess and give her the patter! for a start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 all gone a bit quiet on the SMO front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Well let me explain: The cleaner example - the bj bit is a clear and obvious joke. The cleaner in question is more minging than your lass on a good day. The lass in the office example - Simply detailing my quest to try and bone a sweet lass in the office. The restaurant one - The only bona fide example you have come up with that I could see me having a sceptical outlook on if it were someone else posting it but it's not it's me and I didn't get my nickname by not getting pussy! The charver lasses example - Are you on drugs? The last line again is in jest, indeed these council charva types sometimes can give me the itch I'm not gonna ruin my STD-free record for one of these slags. Poor show. Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Wow, you're right, I'm entirely convinced. I've also become a fan of chart topping band Westlife and become an avid member of the Most Haunted audience and have developed a personal relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 (edited) Wow, you're right, I'm entirely convinced. I've also become a fan of chart topping band Westlife and become an avid member of the Most Haunted audience and have developed a personal relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Look son I wasn't intending on change your god-forsaken mind but I was putting my case across. Believe what the fuck u like it no skin off my nose at the end of the day i've had this arguement loads of times with doubters past and present, those that don't get nowt i presume. Edited May 25, 2008 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 calm down fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 calm down fella. From no skin off my nose you got calm down fella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Wow, you're right, I'm entirely convinced. I've also become a fan of chart topping band Westlife and become an avid member of the Most Haunted audience and have developed a personal relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Look son I wasn't intending on change your god-forsaken mind but I was putting my case across. Believe what the fuck u like it no skin off my nose at the end of the day i've had this arguement loads of times with doubters past and present, those that don't get nowt i presume. I got it from the emboldened text above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Wow, you're right, I'm entirely convinced. I've also become a fan of chart topping band Westlife and become an avid member of the Most Haunted audience and have developed a personal relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Look son I wasn't intending on change your god-forsaken mind but I was putting my case across. Believe what the fuck u like it no skin off my nose at the end of the day i've had this arguement loads of times with doubters past and present, those that don't get nowt i presume. I got it from the emboldened text above Well now i can see where you're coming from with your larger than average sceptical outlook on the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Is this Fish bloke always a cunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 With discourse like that I can understand why you struggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Shouldn't you be eating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Not helping your cause there big guy, those jokes got old when Enoch was still striding. Strikes me you're itching for a tasty tête-à-tête, but I really can't be bothered to throw down with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Not too fussed. You're acting like a massive prick towards Smooth Operator, and you're also extremely arrogant, which is a common trait with people of your size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Not too fussed. You're acting like a massive prick towards Smooth Operator, and you're also extremely arrogant, which is a common trait with people of your size. How do you know how big The Fish is? And what does it matter what size he is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 To be fair OT, Smooth is prone to the tall tale and as such shouldn't get precious when his plausibility is called into question. He's also big enough and ugly enough to stand up for himself and doesn't need a saviour from across the seas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Offshore Toon is trying so hard you almost have to feel sorry for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Offshore Toon is trying so hard you almost have to feel sorry for him. Almost though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Not too fussed. You're acting like a massive prick towards Smooth Operator, and you're also extremely arrogant, which is a common trait with people of your size. How do you know how big The Fish is? And what does it matter what size he is? Ah finally, toontastic philosophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 To be fair OT, Smooth is prone to the tall tale and as such shouldn't get precious when his plausibility is called into question. He's also big enough and ugly enough to stand up for himself and doesn't need a saviour from across the seas. How man fish man! Just cos some of the things that have happened to me haven't (and sound like they will never) happened to you my friend doesn't mean they don't happen full stop! Like cuming in Donna Air's hair, playing golf in the company of Shearer and Ant n Dec, and hand shaving a lasses fanny in a greek apartment - all true my friend, all true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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