Happy Face 29 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Kebab Stylee and Papa Lazaru get on like a house on fire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 You're all talking bollocks tbh...i'm a hobbit and you should know that by now!!! And i might add i am a massive 5 ft 4 and a half, and the half is of course very important, it makes me officially the tallest hobbit ever! 40463[/snapback] and it also makes you taller than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 6'5'' \o/ My brother's 6'9'' and weighs about 9 stone. 40536[/snapback] Your surname isn't Crouch is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 6'5'' \o/ My brother's 6'9'' and weighs about 9 stone. 40536[/snapback] What's your surname, Crouch?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Hey, your surname isn't...na...forget it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42675 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 6'5'' \o/ My brother's 6'9'' and weighs about 9 stone. 40536[/snapback] Crouch etc. (Is this response mandatory?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What's your surname? Lanky-Twat?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 6'5'' \o/ My brother's 6'9'' and weighs about 9 stone. 40536[/snapback] haha lanky shite!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 6'5'' \o/ My brother's 6'9'' and weighs about 9 stone. 40536[/snapback] Crouch etc. (Is this response mandatory?) 40646[/snapback] 99 tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 As my introduction to the forum said... I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch 36293[/snapback] You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 31 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I'm 6'6". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3161 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 As my introduction to the forum said... I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch 36293[/snapback] You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42675 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 As my introduction to the forum said... I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch 36293[/snapback] You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? 40690[/snapback] 5'8"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3161 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 As my introduction to the forum said... I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch 36293[/snapback] You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? 40690[/snapback] 5'8"!! 40702[/snapback] Oh no Gemmill don't tease me because I might be shorter than you, on no you'll make me cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Just tease him about having a shitty job instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 As my introduction to the forum said... I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch 36293[/snapback] You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? 40690[/snapback] 5'8"!! 40702[/snapback] SIZEIST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3161 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Just tease him about having a shitty job instead 40711[/snapback] Alex you bitch, that's not fair. I started at 7:00am it's 10:05pm now and I'm still here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 As my introduction to the forum said... I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch 36293[/snapback] You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? 40690[/snapback] The best thing about being short you could come up with is that it makes your small cock look bigger? Oh dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 5'8" isn't particularly short IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3161 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 As my introduction to the forum said... I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch 36293[/snapback] You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? 40690[/snapback] The best thing about being short you could come up with is that it makes your small cock look bigger? Oh dear! 40726[/snapback] Did I say small? Oh yeah it must be hard to see the computer screen from all the way up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 5'8" isn't particularly short IMO. 40727[/snapback] about average for a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 5'8" isn't particularly short IMO. 40727[/snapback] about average for a woman. 40730[/snapback] The mean height of UK citizens is 1,755.1mm (5ft 9in). Among European men only the Dutch are taller, averaging 1,795mm and with a clear height advantage over the US men's average of 1,760.4. The average British woman is 1,620mm tall (just under 5ft 4in), compared with 1,604mm for her French counterpart, 1,610mm for the Italians and 1,619mm for the Germans. Swedish women average 1,640mm, Dutch 1,650mm and Americans 1,626.7mm Source - The Guardian I'm 6 foot by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20430 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 5'8" isn't particularly short IMO. 40727[/snapback] about average for a woman. 40730[/snapback] The mean height of UK citizens is 1,755.1mm (5ft 9in). Among European men only the Dutch are taller, averaging 1,795mm and with a clear height advantage over the US men's average of 1,760.4. The average British woman is 1,620mm tall (just under 5ft 4in), compared with 1,604mm for her French counterpart, 1,610mm for the Italians and 1,619mm for the Germans. Swedish women average 1,640mm, Dutch 1,650mm and Americans 1,626.7mm Source - The Guardian I'm 6 foot by the way. 40731[/snapback] That's misleading though, as the younger generation are much taller than the older one, and this trend is continuing every year. I would say that 5'8" in a bloke of 20 makes them very short nowadays - almost dwarf stature. I too am 6' btw, which I think is the ideal height - not too tall to look gangly or have psychos picking a fight on you, but tall enough to regard people of 5'8" as dwarves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 5'8" isn't particularly short IMO. 40727[/snapback] about average for a woman. 40730[/snapback] The mean height of UK citizens is 1,755.1mm (5ft 9in). Among European men only the Dutch are taller, averaging 1,795mm and with a clear height advantage over the US men's average of 1,760.4. The average British woman is 1,620mm tall (just under 5ft 4in), compared with 1,604mm for her French counterpart, 1,610mm for the Italians and 1,619mm for the Germans. Swedish women average 1,640mm, Dutch 1,650mm and Americans 1,626.7mm Source - The Guardian I'm 6 foot by the way. 40731[/snapback] That's misleading though, as the younger generation are much taller than the older one, and this trend is continuing every year. I would say that 5'8" in a bloke of 20 makes them very short nowadays - almost dwarf stature. I too am 6' btw, which I think is the ideal height - not too tall to look gangly or have psychos picking a fight on you, but tall enough to regard people of 5'8" as dwarves! 40741[/snapback] 5'8" isn't average for a woman though tbh btw jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 The mean height of UK citizens is 1,755.1mm (5ft 9in). Among European men only the Dutch are taller, averaging 1,795mm and with a clear height advantage over the US men's average of 1,760.4. The average British woman is 1,620mm tall (just under 5ft 4in), compared with 1,604mm for her French counterpart, 1,610mm for the Italians and 1,619mm for the Germans. Swedish women average 1,640mm, Dutch 1,650mm and Americans 1,626.7mm Source - The Guardian I'm 6 foot by the way. 40731[/snapback] Some excellent and interesting height stats there. Well done. If the average Brit is 5'9'' and the average British Woman is 5'4'' inaccurate and simple sums would put the average bloke at around 6'2'' I think (unless the Guardian is so leftist as to include 'other'). 6 inches off the average is quite short, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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