Lazarus 0 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/s...icle3919820.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 You herd it here first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Abandoned at birth, quite a 'moo'ving story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Load of bullocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I can see all the cow gags getting milked........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 (edited) Has to be bullshit imo. Edited May 13, 2008 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Deserves a patt on the back for surviving imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Has to be bullshit imo. or on the udder hand it might be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15878 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Where's the beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Brave bloke stood next to it... Dairy slap it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Brave bloke stood next to it... Dairy slap it? You shoe-'horned' that one in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Yep - got to up the steaks somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Yep - got to up the steaks somehow... Sirloin you can't be serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Yep - got to up the steaks somehow... Someone had to take the bull by the horns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Yep - got to up the steaks somehow... Someone had to take the bull by the horns. A real heifer go hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Cud you all pack it in, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 You're all really milking the cow puns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Pun threads are veally shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Just thinking of the part on Withnail & I with that bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I'm confused. See - that article talks about a Huge Heiffer...but I'm pretty sure they've got themselves mixed up with this fella... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Which US state has the most bovines? Cowafornia! (...but what about Moo Mexico?) Is there any trace left of the great Ancient Cow civilization? Yes, many ruminants are left behind. Tantric sex with bovines? That's a lotta bull-yoni. Does excessive methane releas ruin a cow's milk production? Yes, because of the poisonous dairy-air. Cows often regurgitate their own cud. It's because they're bullimic. Those who invest in cattle futures must pay attention to the leather forecast. Mother cow to uncouth calf: "Were you grazed in a barn?" Misbehaving cows must sit in the corner wearing a dung's cap. The cow and bull mated in a heap of dung. The next morning the cow said "man 'ure great last night!" The Secret Service surrounded the President with dozens of cows. They were trying to beef up security. (POW) The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last-ditch effort, he put his cows in a giant centrifuge. It was so sad; he was really spinning his veals. Eat in the field where the grass is greener? You gotta be grazy! You shouldn't tell jokes about cows. Nobody likes a cattle-tale. Which cows look forward to being barbecued? The ones who feel at home on the range. (POW) Q: Do you eat veal? A: Of course not! Also, I'm trying to give up calfeine. There are those cows who produce offspring and those who don't. It's a case of the calves and calve-nots. Goats and donkeys tend to be lazy. But cows - they give 110% heifer! When should you throw out your cow milk? When it gives off a peculiar udder. FINALLY One night in the barn, the hoofed mammals got together and decided to have an orgy. It was an all-ungulate debaucherment, featuring depraved acts with cows, goats, wildebeests and more! Things were getting rather out of hand when the poor unsuspecting farmer walked in, all agape. The orgy grinded to a halt. One of the hoofers pulled a firearm on the party-crasher and ordered him angrily to leave. Stunned and embarrassed, the farmer asked the pistol-packing ungulates to calm down: "Don't let me interrupt," he stammered at the point of the barrel, "please - put your gnu back in the holstein!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Yup. I think that's done it, Happy. Job done. Thread killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Yup. I think that's done it, Happy. Job done. Thread killed. Cheers Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Sorry, I didn't mean to (Erm)intrude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Abandoned at birth, quite a 'moo'ving story Can imagine the tears in the farmers eyes as he left him: "Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know wheeeeeen...!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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