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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. :lol:

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Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country are you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What?

Jules: Say what again. Say what again, motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

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We're goign to need a bigger boat.

 

Following on....

 

"Here lies the body of Mary Lee

Died at the age of 103

For 15 years she kept her virginity

Not a bad record in this vacinity"

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That fucking guy. Made this flick "16 Candles" right? Not bad it's got tits in it, but no bush. Of course Ebert over here don't give a shit about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughes guy and rents every one of his movies. Fucking "Breakfast Club" all these stupid kids actually show up to detention, fucking "Weird Science" where this one chick wants to take off her gear and get down, but aw, no she don't cause it's a PG movie, and then there's "Pretty In Pink" which I can't watch with this tubby muthafucker any more, because everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little eight-year-old with a skinned knee and shit. And nothing is worse then watching a fat man weep.

 

and of course

 

You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!

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Hooper: Check this shit. You got Vader. Blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God!

 

Banky: Whats a Nubian?

 

Hooper: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

 

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Hooper: ...and JEDI is the most insulting istallment. Where they sully Vader's beautiful black visage to reveal a crusty feeble old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep down we all wants to be white!

 

Banky: Well, isn't that true?

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