Happy Face 29 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Can't believe I'm about to say this, but there's more to norks than size, she's not attractive. Stop conforming Fish. There's more to women than airbrushed faces and visible skeletons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Can't believe I'm about to say this, but there's more to norks than size, she's not attractive. Calm down Dave. You've got a cracking set of norks too!!! Jesus you touchy bastard. He is so gonna do you for that Mancy lad, watch your back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11106 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 (edited) Can't believe I'm about to say this, but there's more to norks than size, she's not attractive. Calm down Dave. You've got a cracking set of norks too!!! Jesus you touchy bastard. but they're not symmetrical so you won't touch me p.s. not conforming at all mate, I get that some folk say big is beautiful, but I like my girls petite, not wraith-like, just slim. also that Sarah bird is rough with big tits... I'm not the one who's conforming. Edited April 28, 2008 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 28, 2008 Author Share Posted April 28, 2008 you're meh-ing Megan Fox? fucking hell Happy Face you must be pooning Aphrodite herself! Don't get me wrong, I'd eat a glass bottle, shit and piss it out and crawl through the broken pieces of shitty, pissy glass to smell one of her farts, but best looking woman in the world today? Not while Sarah Beeney is still of child rearing age. Sarah fucking Beeney? She's a Kangarillapig, Jesus she looks like someone who goes to weight watchers with your sister, not a hotty what so ever. Jesus Happy you've got incredibly twisted standards. She's got a cracking set of norks. She gets a rating from me. Jimbo, Nana moon gets a from you... the chair I'm sitting on would probably get a rating from you OK Sarah Beeney isn't a babe, but she is a total MILF. Nana Moon on the other had is a GILF. As for your chair can you PM me a pic ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Can't believe I'm about to say this, but there's more to norks than size, she's not attractive. Calm down Dave. You've got a cracking set of norks too!!! Jesus you touchy bastard. but they're not symmetrical so you won't touch me p.s. not conforming at all mate, I get that some folk say big is beautiful, but I like my girls petite, not wraith-like, just slim. also that Sarah bird is rough with big tits... I'm not the one who's conforming. She's not in Supernannys league tbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Can't believe I'm about to say this, but there's more to norks than size, she's not attractive. Calm down Dave. You've got a cracking set of norks too!!! Jesus you touchy bastard. He is so gonna do you for that Mancy lad, watch your back Wants to watch his arse more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 I'd decorate for her if she'd be willing to prepare the hot wallpaper paste then let me have a go of her flapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 1 Megan Fox 2 Jessica Alba 3 Keeley Hazell 4 Elisha Cuthbert 5 Hayden Panettiere 6 Scarlett Johansson 7 Cheryl Cole 8 Hilary Duff 9 Angelina Jolie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 (edited) Edit: ah fuck it look for yourself! http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexachung/2281282402/ Edited April 28, 2008 by Gejon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 1 Megan Fox 2 Jessica Alba 3 Keeley Hazell 4 Elisha Cuthbert 5 Hayden Panettiere 6 Scarlett Johansson 7 Cheryl Cole 8 Hilary Duff 9 Angelina Jolie Fuck off man, Laz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 28, 2008 Author Share Posted April 28, 2008 http://www.shareapic.net/content.php?id=79...&owner=lyam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 11 Rihanna 12 Kate Beckinsale 13 Jessica Biel 14 Eva Longoria 15 Alessandra Ambrosio 16 Rachel Bilson 17 Beyonce Knowles 18 Gemma Atkinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 18 Gemma Atkinson How can you say no to a woman who drinks Guinness? Keeley gives shit blow jobs like (well going by the promotional video) however if she ever felt the need I'd be more than happy for her to get a bit of practice in on yours truly. Which of course she's no doubt fizzing at the slit, just thinking about doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 fizzing at the slit ! keeley would be lucky to get near yours eh j2j? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Some sort of oversight I think. I've checked that list twice and can find no mention of Mrs Noisewater's name Come on FHM, sort it out ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Some sort of oversight I think. I've checked that list twice and can find no mention of Mrs Noisewater's name Come on FHM, sort it out ffs. Might need pics tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 It's alright, she's gone now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 It's alright, she's gone now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2824 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Never heard of most of them. Had to Google Megan Fox. Meh You being a movie buff, surely you've seen Transformers? She's gorgeous imo, just a pity she's got ott on inking herself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Never heard of most of them. Had to Google Megan Fox. Meh You being a movie buff, surely you've seen Transformers? She's gorgeous imo, just a pity she's got ott on inking herself up. I've seen Transformes, but know nowt about any of the players except Jon Tuturro and that the lad has a girls name I can't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2824 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Never heard of most of them. Had to Google Megan Fox. Meh You being a movie buff, surely you've seen Transformers? She's gorgeous imo, just a pity she's got ott on inking herself up. I've seen Transformes, but know nowt about any of the players except Jon Tuturro and that the lad has a girls name I can't remember. Shia LeBeouf or something. If I didn't know her already, I would have Googled Transformers after the scene when Ms Fox bent over the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 fizzing at the slit ! keeley would be lucky to get near yours eh j2j? She's more than welcome to give it a try. It comes highly recommended, or so I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Never heard of most of them. Had to Google Megan Fox. Meh You being a movie buff, surely you've seen Transformers? She's gorgeous imo, just a pity she's got ott on inking herself up. I like the implication that Transformers is a film highly sought by movie buffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Monica Bellucci should be no. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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