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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

The Mackems would be gutted. They've already got him and Diouf scoring a hat trick each against us followed by a pitch invasion and riots on Tyneside :D

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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

yes watching a player break his leg would be quality. moron

 

Suck my plums cockwipe :D

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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

yes watching a player break his leg would be quality. moron

 

Suck my plums cockwipe :D

 

come on man, look at what you said. How thick can you be.

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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

yes watching a player break his leg would be quality. moron

 

Suck my plums cockwipe :D

 

come on man, look at what you said. How thick can you be.

 

Give over, stop being such a soft shite

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Parky's personal database goal valuation system

 

PL Goals Value 1.3

Serie A 1.2

La Liga 1.1

erdivisie/ potugese league 1

French league 0.9

 

no german league?

 

1

Parky OT slightly but I know you stay in Nord Deutschland, see if the kraut and dutch leagues merged, how many dutch teams do you think would be in the top 10? At least four in any given season I reckon.

 

About right I'd say. Both leagues have a lot of weak sides once you move out the top 5/6. The French league for me though is particularly poor save the top 2/3, now that PSG and O.M aren't what they used to be. The german league is getting back up to 90's strength now that there is a lot more money coming into it.

 

If we take the Uefa values Lyon are around 10th iirc and then you're looking at 30+ for the next French side. Munchen, Werder Bremen and Schalke are all in the top 20.

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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

yes watching a player break his leg would be quality. moron

 

Suck my plums cockwipe :D

 

come on man, look at what you said. How thick can you be.

 

Give over, stop being such a soft shite

 

you are a complete moron like. I dont care if its against sunderland or not, you shouldnt be wanting a player to break his leg

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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

yes watching a player break his leg would be quality. moron

 

Suck my plums cockwipe :D

 

come on man, look at what you said. How thick can you be.

 

Give over, stop being such a soft shite

 

you are a complete moron like. I dont care if its against sunderland or not, you shouldnt be wanting a player to break his leg

 

 

I was over the moon was keiron dyer broke his leg last year, put a right smile on my face

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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

yes watching a player break his leg would be quality. moron

 

Suck my plums cockwipe :D

 

come on man, look at what you said. How thick can you be.

 

Give over, stop being such a soft shite

 

you are a complete moron like. I dont care if its against sunderland or not, you shouldnt be wanting a player to break his leg

 

Christ on a bike, what is this, attack of the fannies? Look, breaking a leg is neither life or career threatening - if he goes to Sunderland any misfortune such as that would be amusing. You might not think so in your pc world but then maybe you'd be better suited to N-O perhaps. I don't directly wish ill things on people but if it happened I'd laugh, you might not like that, get over it.

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Parky's personal database goal valuation system

 

PL Goals Value 1.3

Serie A 1.2

La Liga 1.1

erdivisie/ potugese league 1

French league 0.9

 

no german league?

 

1

Parky OT slightly but I know you stay in Nord Deutschland, see if the kraut and dutch leagues merged, how many dutch teams do you think would be in the top 10? At least four in any given season I reckon.

 

About right I'd say. Both leagues have a lot of weak sides once you move out the top 5/6. The French league for me though is particularly poor save the top 2/3, now that PSG and O.M aren't what they used to be. The german league is getting back up to 90's strength now that there is a lot more money coming into it.

 

If we take the Uefa values Lyon are around 10th iirc and then you're looking at 30+ for the next French side. Munchen, Werder Bremen and Schalke are all in the top 20.

True but if the kraut dutch and frog leagues merged, it would be quite strong, it wouldn't surprise me PSV or Lyon winning it.

 

I watched FCB geigen HSV (as the krauts like to say), and I have to say HSV look a reasonable each way punt to win it under Jol.

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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

yes watching a player break his leg would be quality. moron

 

Suck my plums cockwipe :D

 

come on man, look at what you said. How thick can you be.

 

Give over, stop being such a soft shite

 

you are a complete moron like. I dont care if its against sunderland or not, you shouldnt be wanting a player to break his leg

 

 

I was over the moon was keiron dyer broke his leg last year, put a right smile on my face

 

Exactly, and I'm sure most people are the same - jesus, it makes me laugh all this wanky treading on eggshells round people in case it upsets them, what a load of bollocks.

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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

yes watching a player break his leg would be quality. moron

 

Suck my plums cockwipe :D

 

come on man, look at what you said. How thick can you be.

 

Give over, stop being such a soft shite

 

you are a complete moron like. I dont care if its against sunderland or not, you shouldnt be wanting a player to break his leg

 

Christ on a bike, what is this, attack of the fannies? Look, breaking a leg is neither life or career threatening - if he goes to Sunderland any misfortune such as that would be amusing. You might not think so in your pc world but then maybe you'd be better suited to N-O perhaps. I don't directly wish ill things on people but if it happened I'd laugh, you might not like that, get over it.

 

breaking you leg isnt career threatening? so eduardos injury wasnt career threatening? just shows how much of a dumb shit you are. How old are you? you would have thought by your age you would have more common sense

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:D Followed by a shit cross.

 

wasnt the best of crosses but stil went into a decent area. however that took me all of 2 seconds to find. there are probly better examples out there but i cant be bothered to find them

I rather foolishly thought your opinion might have been based on stuff you'd seen in the past rather than stuff you were going to search for on youtube in the future.

 

yes it is based on stuff ive seen in the past but i thought id better look for an example for you because some of you seem to think 1 player is better than another because he doesnt get injured as often and because they are younger

 

 

Just Fuck off, please.

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How long til his leg snaps?

 

I'm sure he gave an interview recently where he said his bones were very brittle and they'd never be as strong as they once were.

 

Would be quality if he broke it playing against us (harsh I know, but fair).

 

yes watching a player break his leg would be quality. moron

 

Suck my plums cockwipe :D

 

come on man, look at what you said. How thick can you be.

 

Give over, stop being such a soft shite

 

you are a complete moron like. I dont care if its against sunderland or not, you shouldnt be wanting a player to break his leg

 

Christ on a bike, what is this, attack of the fannies? Look, breaking a leg is neither life or career threatening - if he goes to Sunderland any misfortune such as that would be amusing. You might not think so in your pc world but then maybe you'd be better suited to N-O perhaps. I don't directly wish ill things on people but if it happened I'd laugh, you might not like that, get over it.

 

breaking you leg isnt career threatening? so eduardos injury wasnt career threatening? just shows how much of a dumb shit you are. How old are you? you would have thought by your age you would have more common sense

 

What's up with you? On the blob? No, in today's day and age I would think 99% of broken legs aren't career threatening, of course I'm sure you'd be looking for it to be in that 1% so you could whinge-arse about that as well. Get a life you sad little pleb and stop picking up on throw-away comments on message boards just to keep yourself amused with pointless arguements.

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I have just Wikied it - and Cisse's best ever Premier League goal haul was 7 goals in 33 games for Liverpool.

 

What the fuck are the mackems expecting? :D

 

A compound leg fracture at some point if they've any realism about them.... :angry:

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:D Followed by a shit cross.

 

wasnt the best of crosses but stil went into a decent area. however that took me all of 2 seconds to find. there are probly better examples out there but i cant be bothered to find them

I rather foolishly thought your opinion might have been based on stuff you'd seen in the past rather than stuff you were going to search for on youtube in the future.

 

yes it is based on stuff ive seen in the past but i thought id better look for an example for you because some of you seem to think 1 player is better than another because he doesnt get injured as often and because they are younger

 

 

Just Fuck off, please.

 

if you dont like me dont read my posts. or an even better idea would be for you to fuck off

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Youre all fucking twats, I wouldnt want anyone to break a leg!

 

Who's saying I would?

 

Cisse has brittle legs, he's said it himself and his legs have snapped countless times. I wasn't wishing it on him, I was just saying it has to be expected.

 

I'm surprised he ever passes a medical tttt.

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:D Followed by a shit cross.

 

wasnt the best of crosses but stil went into a decent area. however that took me all of 2 seconds to find. there are probly better examples out there but i cant be bothered to find them

I rather foolishly thought your opinion might have been based on stuff you'd seen in the past rather than stuff you were going to search for on youtube in the future.

 

yes it is based on stuff ive seen in the past but i thought id better look for an example for you because some of you seem to think 1 player is better than another because he doesnt get injured as often and because they are younger

 

 

Just Fuck off, please.

 

if you dont like me dont read my posts. or an even better idea would be for you to fuck off

 

Pipe down with the personal insults.

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you cant be serious. if anyone agrees with you about this its just shows they are a complete idiot. 1 person has agreed but by the looks of their username they are a dumb charv

 

At what point does other people's agreeable opinions show I'm an idiot? they can agree with me or not, you on the other hand come across as some anal wankstain who can't help but make arguements that detract from the then topic being discussed. You might not want to see someone break a leg, that's up to you, personally I couldn't care less, Im not going to lose sleep over it unlike you, you big girl. I swear people like you trawl forums just to make some morale point that really doesn't matter - does it directly affect you anyway? No, so why whinge about it? You sure you're not a scouse fan? You'd be more suited being part of their over-sympathetic brigade.

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you cant be serious. if anyone agrees with you about this its just shows they are a complete idiot. 1 person has agreed but by the looks of their username they are a dumb charv

 

At what point does other people's agreeable opinions show I'm an idiot? they can agree with me or not, you on the other hand come across as some anal wankstain who can't help but make arguements that detract from the then topic being discussed. You might not want to see someone break a leg, that's up to you, personally I couldn't care less, Im not going to lose sleep over it unlike you, you big girl. I swear people like you trawl forums just to make some morale point that really doesn't matter - does it directly affect you anyway? No, so why whinge about it? You sure you're not a scouse fan? You'd be more suited being part of their over-sympathetic brigade.

 

big girl? id kick the shit out of you any day you fat bastard

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Youre all fucking twats, I wouldnt want anyone to break a leg!

 

No one wants him to break a leg, but it's pretty fucking inevitable.

 

That's what I'm saying, and I'd laugh if it happened while playing for Sunderland against us - that may mean I have a sick sense of humour but the sort of gay-arsed arguement Triggy and J69's putting across makes them sound like the sort of people who'd moan about the sick jokes thread - it's like having Mary Whitehouse posting on the board! Don't say anything controversial in case if offends someone :D

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