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Prince William used a military helicopter to fly to a stag party, but the MOD insists the Friday afternoon jaunt was a "legitimate" training exercise.

 

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The 25-year-old prince took off in a Royal Air Force Chinook helicopter for a three-day party on the Isle of Wight sometime Friday, hours after receiving his wings from his father, Prince Charles.

 

As part of his 80-minute flight, he also stopped at the Woolwich Army barracks to pick up his brother, Prince Harry.

 

Media reports said that by flying, William avoided seven hours of driving in rush hour traffic and a ferry wait, allowing him to land at about 4 p.m. local time for a weekend of touring the island's pubs and clubs.

 

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The Chinook was flown back to its base by an RAF crew.

 

Members of Parliament and the Taxpayers' Association blasted the trip, saying it was inappropriate for the prince to employ a military helicopter as a party-going taxi service. They noted it costs about £5,000 to keep a Chinook in the air for an hour, and British troops in Afghanistan are short on the aircraft.

 

Bloody amazing don't you think?

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Just like Chief Inspectors who "test" new police cars even though its not within their remit.

 

Shame it wasn't the chopper McRae used.

Doubt that would have taken off though.

Worst thing is you're probably being serious.

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I have a great distaste for travelling in helicopters - aaal that thrashing about, noise, vibration - not natural

 

and if the engine stops................

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I have a great distaste for travelling in helicopters - aaal that thrashing about, noise, vibration - not natural

 

and if the engine stops................

 

If it blows up do you die instantly? ;)

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I wouldn't be keen on getting in a helicopter. I'd like to know the accidents/miles covered statistics in comparison to fixed-wing aircraft. I bet it doesn't compare well, although I suspect that may have something to do with the number of amateur pilots who fancy themselves in a helicopter; businessmen, sportsmen etc.

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I wouldn't be keen on getting in a helicopter. I'd like to know the accidents/miles covered statistics in comparison to fixed-wing aircraft. I bet it doesn't compare well, although I suspect that may have something to do with the number of amateur pilots who fancy themselves in a helicopter; businessmen, sportsmen etc.

 

 

It's higher - but its mainly due to the fact that landing and taking off is done in much tighter spaces than with fixed wing and if sommat DOES go wrong its a lot easier to glide a plane than autorotate a helicopter back to earth

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I wouldn't be keen on getting in a helicopter. I'd like to know the accidents/miles covered statistics in comparison to fixed-wing aircraft. I bet it doesn't compare well, although I suspect that may have something to do with the number of amateur pilots who fancy themselves in a helicopter; businessmen, sportsmen etc.

 

 

It's higher - but its mainly due to the fact that landing and taking off is done in much tighter spaces than with fixed wing and if sommat DOES go wrong its a lot easier to glide a plane than autorotate a helicopter back to earth

Yeah, its obviously higher. Massively higher I expect.

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I wouldn't be keen on getting in a helicopter. I'd like to know the accidents/miles covered statistics in comparison to fixed-wing aircraft. I bet it doesn't compare well, although I suspect that may have something to do with the number of amateur pilots who fancy themselves in a helicopter; businessmen, sportsmen etc.

 

 

It's higher - but its mainly due to the fact that landing and taking off is done in much tighter spaces than with fixed wing and if sommat DOES go wrong its a lot easier to glide a plane than autorotate a helicopter back to earth

Yeah, its obviously higher. Massively higher I expect.

 

It's also down to maintenance and number of parts. Helicopters need a massive amount of maintenance per flying time compare to planes, and are much more complex craft with much more that can potentially go wrong.

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I was amused by the fact that if Harry and Wills were in the same chopper, if it had gone down, as far as I can tell we would have ended up with Beatrice or Eugine as Queenie. Party on dudes.

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I was amused by the fact that if Harry and Wills were in the same chopper, if it had gone down, as far as I can tell we would have ended up with Beatrice or Eugine as Queenie. Party on dudes.

Nah, Andrew's ahead of them, being their dad and all.

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I was amused by the fact that if Harry and Wills were in the same chopper, if it had gone down, as far as I can tell we would have ended up with Beatrice or Eugine as Queenie. Party on dudes.

Nah, Andrew's ahead of them, being their dad and all.

 

I didn't really count him because, y'know, he doesn't really count. c.f. Magma.

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Tell you what... Anne must be fucking pissed off, oldest of the lot of them and gets overlooked for being a woman! ;)

 

Now who said we lived in a politically correct country? :aye:

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