she's one classy bird!!

[paddy 17]

ALL together now, say Aaaahhhh. No, not because he's cute but because his mum is Kerry Katona

The poor little mite called Max made it safely into the world despite Kerry taking cocaine, boozing and smoking throughout her pregnancy.

 

Let's all be grateful the tot is blissfully unaware of his circumstances.

 

For starters, his birth was filmed. And though there's nothing too unusual in that, this one will be BROADCAST on a reality TV show.

 

Then there's the fact he's been named after Kerry and partner Mark Croft's PR man Max CLIFFORD.

 

And Max (little Max that is) may well squirm with shame when he's shown how he was born.

 

For a joyous, tear-jerking scene depicting the priceless moment a new life is brought into the world it ain't.

 

Viewers of MTV show Crazy In Love on April 28 will see former Atomic Kitten star Kerry going into labour in bed at the couple's Warrington home. As she announces to former cabbie Mark that her waters have broken, his excitement is such that...he carries on playing a computer game. Classy, eh?

 

 

Kerry, now mum of FOUR at 27, says: "I woke up. Mark was on his Xbox and I just lay there watching him for a bit. Then I sat up and went, ‘Ooh, the waters have gone'. How calm was I? Cool as a cucumber."

 

Then, in a clear reference to Kerry's three previous natural deliveries, Mark, 37, adds: "Truth is she's so used to it. She's had loads of them, hasn't she?"

 

Max was born on Friday in Macclesfield General Hospital five weeks prematurely weighing 5lbs 4oz. A source on the show told us: "Kerry got that boy out in THREE PUSHES. It was a natural birth and everything seemed to go smoothly. She allowed our cameras there to record it all."

 

Viewers will see her being handed her baby and saying: "Hello, Mister."

 

The News of the World revealed how Kerry, now famous for her cheesy Iceland TV ads, took cocaine throughout her pregnancy, telling a pal: "It's OK, you can wean the baby off the coke afterwards."

 

She also drank wine and smoked 20 cigarettes a day.

 

So good luck Max (the baby, not the PR). You'll need it, son.

 

 

in contention for 2008 mum of the year with Karen Matthews

[luckyluke 2]

ALL together now, say Aaaahhhh. No, not because he's cute but because his mum is Kerry Katona

The poor little mite called Max made it safely into the world despite Kerry taking cocaine, boozing and smoking throughout her pregnancy.

 

Let's all be grateful the tot is blissfully unaware of his circumstances.

 

For starters, his birth was filmed. And though there's nothing too unusual in that, this one will be BROADCAST on a reality TV show.

 

Then there's the fact he's been named after Kerry and partner Mark Croft's PR man Max CLIFFORD.

 

And Max (little Max that is) may well squirm with shame when he's shown how he was born.

 

For a joyous, tear-jerking scene depicting the priceless moment a new life is brought into the world it ain't.

 

Viewers of MTV show Crazy In Love on April 28 will see former Atomic Kitten star Kerry going into labour in bed at the couple's Warrington home. As she announces to former cabbie Mark that her waters have broken, his excitement is such that...he carries on playing a computer game. Classy, eh?

 

 

Kerry, now mum of FOUR at 27, says: "I woke up. Mark was on his Xbox and I just lay there watching him for a bit. Then I sat up and went, 'Ooh, the waters have gone'. How calm was I? Cool as a cucumber."

 

Then, in a clear reference to Kerry's three previous natural deliveries, Mark, 37, adds: "Truth is she's so used to it. She's had loads of them, hasn't she?"

 

Max was born on Friday in Macclesfield General Hospital five weeks prematurely weighing 5lbs 4oz. A source on the show told us: "Kerry got that boy out in THREE PUSHES. It was a natural birth and everything seemed to go smoothly. She allowed our cameras there to record it all."

 

Viewers will see her being handed her baby and saying: "Hello, Mister."

 

The News of the World revealed how Kerry, now famous for her cheesy Iceland TV ads, took cocaine throughout her pregnancy, telling a pal: "It's OK, you can wean the baby off the coke afterwards."

 

She also drank wine and smoked 20 cigarettes a day.

 

So good luck Max (the baby, not the PR). You'll need it, son.

 

 

in contention for 2008 mum of the year with Karen Matthews

 

She won celebrity mum of the year before I think.

[paddy 17]

i think your right! jesus most certainly did weep

[Fop 1]

I reiterate my hope that Heat magazine and such is just a massive Government information gathering front for a future nationwide eugenics program.

[luckyluke 2]

I reiterate my hope that Heat magazine and such is just a massive Government information gathering front for a future nationwide eugenics program.

 

 

Here's hoping, but I suspect it's just glossy rag full of grasping cunts.

[ewerk 31641]

She actually thinks that Clifford is a friend. What a fucking moron.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

She needs sterilising. Then a punishment beating.

[Happy Face 29]

http://www.grattan.co.uk/web/main/grattan-...of-the-year.asp

 

Oh dear.

[Guest alex]

http://www.grattan.co.uk/web/main/grattan-...of-the-year.asp

 

Oh dear.

"Katie beat off high profile competition from the likes of Victoria Beckham, Jade Goody and Sarah Ferguson".

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

Couple of the comments in this thread made me chuckle:

 

That fat pig Kerry Katona

[Fop 1]

http://www.grattan.co.uk/web/main/grattan-...of-the-year.asp

 

Oh dear.

"Katie beat off high profile competition from the likes of Victoria Beckham, Jade Goody and Sarah Ferguson".

 

 

In fairness if you don't give your child crack, then you've probably already made the short list for the award.