JawD 99 Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 http://twitter.com/big_ben_CLOCK http://bigbenclocketc.spreadshirt.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 http://twitter.com/big_ben_CLOCK http://bigbenclocketc.spreadshirt.co.uk/ Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 http://twitter.com/SkyBroadbandPR If only the company was actually that honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 http://twitter.com/cherylKerl Been funny recently. "Hei the Queen’s ganna disserlve Parlimint but hauze she ganna dee tha man pet? Leik it's not made oota sugah aw owt. Bonkaz!" "Ah've been studyin Yerga so Ah'm ganna dee the occasional deep tweet leek Yerker Erner dees. Stan by a one's comin up noo." "Let yor serls gan chasin rainbers thru the valleys uv yor innah consciousness; be at one wi the skei an embrace feelin mint." "Hei, Ah cudda telt Fabieau aboot Robat Green. He waz aara England BBQ once an he dropped three borgaz an a glass a kerk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 # Went to Currys looking for a Dictaphone.They gave me Alastair Campbells phone number Just turned down a TV offer. After re reading the email, I might do it, as it’s actually called 'Fact Hunt’ I hear the England team are behind Rob Green - I think that’s a good place to stand lads http://twitter.com/thekeithchegwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 just started using brizzly.com for viewing my twitter account, its infinity better than twitter.com for viewing on the web Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 http://twitter.com/cherylKerl Been funny recently. "Hei the Queen's ganna disserlve Parlimint but hauze she ganna dee tha man pet? Leik it's not made oota sugah aw owt. Bonkaz!" "Ah've been studyin Yerga so Ah'm ganna dee the occasional deep tweet leek Yerker Erner dees. Stan by a one's comin up noo." "Let yor serls gan chasin rainbers thru the valleys uv yor innah consciousness; be at one wi the skei an embrace feelin mint." "Hei, Ah cudda telt Fabieau aboot Robat Green. He waz aara England BBQ once an he dropped three borgaz an a glass a kerk." I'm a little surprised the creator of CherylKerl hasn't come up with a RaoolMert account yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 # Went to Currys looking for a Dictaphone.They gave me Alastair Campbells phone number Just turned down a TV offer. After re reading the email, I might do it, as it’s actually called 'Fact Hunt’ I hear the England team are behind Rob Green - I think that’s a good place to stand lads http://twitter.com/thekeithchegwin "Friend of mine was addicted to mud wrestling. Been clean for 4 years now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...o=feeds-newsxml Well there's a bloody shock. I eagerly await CherylKerl's response... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...o=feeds-newsxml Well there's a bloody shock. I eagerly await CherylKerl's response... If his mother didn't know before the train ride she wants her fucking head examined. Also what does he want? A medal?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...o=feeds-newsxml Well there's a bloody shock. I eagerly await CherylKerl's response... If his mother didn't know before the train ride she wants her fucking head examined. Also what does he want? A medal?? nah, probably a big cock will keep him going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I just don't get the need to make some massive thing about him coming out - as Martin says it's hardly earth-shattering news and all making a news item does is prolong the stereotypes about sexuality. In this day and age it shouldn't make a jot of difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko 0 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I just don't get the need to make some massive thing about him coming out - as Martin says it's hardly earth-shattering news and all making a news item does is prolong the stereotypes about sexuality. In this day and age it shouldn't make a jot of difference. Especially if you compare it with Kele Okereke. He had the best approach to being gay and being in the media spotlight. He's also recently came out but hasn't made a huge song and dance about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I just don't get the need to make some massive thing about him coming out - as Martin says it's hardly earth-shattering news and all making a news item does is prolong the stereotypes about sexuality. In this day and age it shouldn't make a jot of difference. Especially if you compare it with Kele Okereke. He had the best approach to being gay and being in the media spotlight. He's also recently came out but hasn't made a huge song and dance about it. And we got a cracking wee song like "I Still Remember" out of the deal too. I'm normally the first one to criticise celebrity mincers drawing attention to themselves, but I can sort of understand it with McElderry actually - you've got to remember that he only won that show because so many people bought into his story, predominantly (I'm willing to guess) little girls and older women who wanted to "mother" him, so they still feel they have a right and a stake in his life. The hyper-emotionalisation of everything on the X Factor surely fucks you up a bit. Plus he's a pretty young lad to be coming out like that, which might have a role model effect and all. Mind you, if he's your role model in life, you're basically buggered long before you've even been buggered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 11, 2010 Author Share Posted November 11, 2010 Bloke on Twitter during delays at Robin hood airport posted a tweet saying he was going to blow up the aiport if they didnt sort out the delays. A comment clearly said tongue in cheek. He's been found guilty and fined by a Doncaster court. Those on twitter knew this as the #twitterjoketrial Might not sound much, but literally means any comment you make in electronic format can be taken literally. Joke tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 'Chasing Cars' - fucking HATE that song. http://twitter.com/DianaInHeaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 @TheBig_Sam Just found a tin of Roses I'd forgotten about over Christmas. Orange creams, right down my gullet like a prick down a twat-pipe. Have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Came into my first dilemma on twitter. Got an e-mail saying my boss is following me. First reaction was to block him but as it turns out he could just log out and go on my twitter page to see my tweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45996 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Start tweeting pictures of your poos. And give them names. He'll soon stop checking your timeline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Creased at Gemmill's Bob Marley craic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45996 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? I'm sorry to inform you but he's been dead for many years...cancer I think. Quality, I can't claim it sadly, it was a retweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 It just sounded exactly like something you'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45996 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 He's worth a follow that bloke like. He comes out with some decent stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 @davidjgwalker My favourite character in Poltergeist was the Golden Retriever. He didn't have a fucking clue what was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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