Happy Face 29 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 https://twitter.com/MikeAshleyLies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 https://twitter.com/bestynufc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11359 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 https://twitter.com/JBJoeyBarton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 https://twitter.com/JBJoeyBarton 4 mins to kick off and Butt has pissed himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 comedy gold: @garyjbusey @Nick_Nolte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 http://twitter.com/_Steviewonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 http://twitter.com/_Steviewonder http://twitter.com/_Steviewonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Maybe he's blind as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 http://twitter.com/cherylKerl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 http://twitter.com/cherylKerl Been funny recently. "Hei the Queen’s ganna disserlve Parlimint but hauze she ganna dee tha man pet? Leik it's not made oota sugah aw owt. Bonkaz!" "Ah've been studyin Yerga so Ah'm ganna dee the occasional deep tweet leek Yerker Erner dees. Stan by a one's comin up noo." "Let yor serls gan chasin rainbers thru the valleys uv yor innah consciousness; be at one wi the skei an embrace feelin mint." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Been practicing free kicks using a picture of Gary Naysmith as a target. 100% accuracy so far. Is hopefully looking forward to some promotion celebrations tonight. I wouldnt say im drunk but im currently sitting in mcdonalds with no trousers on. Haha Butt is shouting at trees again Yehaa Butt is sleeping and ive pissed in his sock draw. Woke up in Butt's kitchen covered in fuckin noodles. WTF! http://twitter.com/JBJoeyBarton Pretty funny stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 https://twitter.com/JBJoeyBarton http://twitter.com/JBJoeyBarton Pretty funny stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Pathetic wind up....some people would actually beleive that though....spastics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 @Eyjafjallajokul Genius !!!! This is why I hate the f---ing airlines! They're gonna make me buy TWO seats because my ash is so fat! A petition to make me stop spewing trash all over Europe? The Spice Girls did the same thing for years and nobody petitioned them to stop! ATTENTION MEDIA: When referring to my activity, I'd appreciate it if you would cease use of the term "heavy flow!" You think I'm bad. Have you seen Björk when she's pissed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 too many of these things. Must say that now I am banned from NO I spend more time at the pub. Much better Glad you are banned, I have seen what you are like when you come in from the pub you haven't. And you should get out more anyway you boring idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10838 Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 too many of these things. Must say that now I am banned from NO I spend more time at the pub. Much better Glad you are banned, I have seen what you are like when you come in from the pub you haven't. And you should get out more anyway you boring idiot. Thing is Leazes, most people don't come posting on here after they've been to the pub and making themselves look utterly ridiculous. you old lush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 https://twitter.com/JBJoeyBarton http://twitter.com/JBJoeyBarton Pretty funny stuff... # 99% sure there's a squirrel in my room. 7:25 AM Apr 19th via web # False alarm its a sock. I really need to stop drinking in the morning. 7:27 AM Apr 19th via web # Just woke up in the kitchen wearing nothing but peanut butter and my lucky cape. Yesterdays celebrations were fucking amazing. 4:01 AM Apr 25th via web # Why is there a cat in my fridge??? 4:03 AM Apr 25th via web Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 http://twitter.com/Arry_Redknapp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Gawsh, has this really not been mentioned yet? http://twitter.com/dianainheaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 @enterbelladonna The Hollywood Improv is packed like my ass in a double anal scene. always the classy lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam I love jazz. It's so soothing & sophisticated. You'll often catch Big Sam at a jazz saloon, sipping port & bloody loving the jazz on offer. Last night’s role-playing sex was superb. I was He-Man – the Most Powerful Man In The Universe - while the wife was my arch-enemy, Skeletor I told her she better protect "Snake Moutain" because I was intent on smashing my way in to get what I want. It was exhilarating. My flacid penis was Cringer - becoming the mighty Battle Cat when fully erect. That kitty can roar, let me tell you. The missus even introduced a little sex toy at one point. I named it 'Orko'. Needless to say, He-Man used his "fabulous secret powers" & unleashed them all over Skeletor. He then left Snake Mountain by the back door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 http://twitter.com/drtobiasfunke http://twitter.com/RichardMadeley (not been updated for a while though ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 http://twitter.com/big_ben_CLOCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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