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@CourtNewsUk is worth a follow for gems like this;

 

CHELSEA, PUTNEY A raging Frenchman staged an incredible cheese fight with supermarket staff after they caught him stealing his favourite Camembert, a court heard. Battling gaul Bernard Conche, 67, used his trolley as a battering ram as terrified customers dived for cover before hurling lumps of cheese across the store. Conche had been banned from the shop before and was spotted taking boxes of Camembert at Waitrose in Kings Road, Chelsea, last November 20. When duty manager Kimberley Taynor, 31, asked the Frenchman to leave at around 2.10pm, he began mumbling incoherently and reached for the cheese in his trolley.

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:lol:

Bloody cheese-flinging non-surrender monkeys, coming over here, talking incoherently.

Honestly, its a genuinely worthwhile follow on twitter

 

 

 

SOUTHAMPTON An alleged drug courier had to be calmed down by a judge after a barrister insulted his Ford Focus. Desmond Bellamy, 33, shouted 'that's low, that's enough' when prosecutor Janet Weeks referred to his beloved Ford Focus as 'old'. Bellamy, who is charged with running drugs for a dealer in Southampton, insisted his ride was known all over town. 'Everyone knows it because of the lights, it's got white, Lexus strip lights at the back,' he said. He got so irate, Judge Anuja Dhir had to step in to calm him down. Bellamy was pulled over in June 2014 at a service station on the M3 with 25 kilos of benzocaine - a popular cutting agent for cocaine.
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Is Leazes still on Twitter?

Just checked, he hasn't tweeted in about a month but his last tirade was indeed moaning about being banned from here for being right.

 

How long has it been now?

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Just checked, he hasn't tweeted in about a month but his last tirade was indeed moaning about being banned from here for being right.

 

How long has it been now?

:lol: It must've been about 5 years ago. Is he still incrementing the amount of years he's been 'match going'?

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It's a shame like because he was occasionally good crack talking about watching Tony Green and stuff like that but what a fucking bairn he is. He must be about 70.

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It's a shame like because he was occasionally good crack talking about watching Tony Green and stuff like that but what a fucking bairn he is. He must be about 70.

Aye, if he could exorcise the demon that stops him from moving on he'd be a good addition to this place. Unfortunately he can't have a conversation without repeating the same shit, and more often than not he uses strawmen which makes the conversation fucking pointless.

 

I've no doubt he reads Toontastic (unless he's got an full on tactical nuke ban) and aches to have a go at Gemmill, Ant, JawD and me. There'll be similar antagonists on NO as well.

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My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch Schindlers List. And after that, my mom did a complete 180.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now she cant believe it only happened once.

 

- Jeselnik

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