ewerk 29826 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 (edited) If you'd like five minutes off from worrying about how vacuous and pointless our existence/society is. http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/07/29/50-twitter-jokes-will-brighten-day/ Edited July 30, 2015 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 @CourtNewsUk is worth a follow for gems like this; CHELSEA, PUTNEY A raging Frenchman staged an incredible cheese fight with supermarket staff after they caught him stealing his favourite Camembert, a court heard. Battling gaul Bernard Conche, 67, used his trolley as a battering ram as terrified customers dived for cover before hurling lumps of cheese across the store. Conche had been banned from the shop before and was spotted taking boxes of Camembert at Waitrose in Kings Road, Chelsea, last November 20. When duty manager Kimberley Taynor, 31, asked the Frenchman to leave at around 2.10pm, he began mumbling incoherently and reached for the cheese in his trolley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Bloody cheese-flinging non-surrender monkeys, coming over here, talking incoherently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Bloody cheese-flinging non-surrender monkeys, coming over here, talking incoherently. Honestly, its a genuinely worthwhile follow on twitter SOUTHAMPTON An alleged drug courier had to be calmed down by a judge after a barrister insulted his Ford Focus. Desmond Bellamy, 33, shouted 'that's low, that's enough' when prosecutor Janet Weeks referred to his beloved Ford Focus as 'old'. Bellamy, who is charged with running drugs for a dealer in Southampton, insisted his ride was known all over town. 'Everyone knows it because of the lights, it's got white, Lexus strip lights at the back,' he said. He got so irate, Judge Anuja Dhir had to step in to calm him down. Bellamy was pulled over in June 2014 at a service station on the M3 with 25 kilos of benzocaine - a popular cutting agent for cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Fuck me I'm almost tempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Fuck me I'm almost tempted. Saw this and immediately thought of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34306 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Is Leazes still on Twitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4683 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Is Leazes still on Twitter? Just checked, he hasn't tweeted in about a month but his last tirade was indeed moaning about being banned from here for being right. How long has it been now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34306 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Just checked, he hasn't tweeted in about a month but his last tirade was indeed moaning about being banned from here for being right. How long has it been now? It must've been about 5 years ago. Is he still incrementing the amount of years he's been 'match going'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Is Leazes still on Twitter? He hasn't bothered me recently, but this was his last tweet/rant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Oh, the reply to that is someone saying he's always welcome on Skunkers and him saying it's not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34306 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 It's a shame like because he was occasionally good crack talking about watching Tony Green and stuff like that but what a fucking bairn he is. He must be about 70. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 It's a shame like because he was occasionally good crack talking about watching Tony Green and stuff like that but what a fucking bairn he is. He must be about 70. Aye, if he could exorcise the demon that stops him from moving on he'd be a good addition to this place. Unfortunately he can't have a conversation without repeating the same shit, and more often than not he uses strawmen which makes the conversation fucking pointless. I've no doubt he reads Toontastic (unless he's got an full on tactical nuke ban) and aches to have a go at Gemmill, Ant, JawD and me. There'll be similar antagonists on NO as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4284 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I think it's the idea that anyone actually supports Ashley that's so far beyond insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Reckon he should be resurrected for easter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 we should think of Leazesmag like we think of the holocaust - never again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch Schindlers List. And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she cant believe it only happened once. - Jeselnik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34306 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 He hasn't bothered me recently, but this was his last tweet/rant It's kind of sad like, he's obviously not well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29826 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43270 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 [emoji38]Radge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29826 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 The confusing thing is that he has retweeted it from his other account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 How many accounts does he have? The mad fucking bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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