One for the berb.

[sammynb 3655]

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and

says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die!!

[Rob W 0]

I'm having trouble getting my wheelchair in the cockpit these days

 

In the early days of autopilots a BEA pilot was seen coming backwards out of the cockpit with two peices of string tied to the controls - he worked his way to the back and sat in the bog with the door closed. Passengers looked on in fear as he twitched the string and the control column moved back and forward..................

[bobbyshinton 59]