bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 An Mackem lass goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker. "10" replies the Mackem "10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?" Peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter and peeeter. The Council worker asked doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Mackem "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout Peeeter, YER DINNER'S READY,or Peeeter GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Mackem... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I just use their surnames" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15873 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 An Mackem lass Let me guess, this one started out life as an Essex girl joke about a batch of kids called Wayne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11109 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 stopped reading at "an mackem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Share Posted March 18, 2008 An Mackem lass Let me guess, this one started out life as an Essex girl joke about a batch of kids called Wayne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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