Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Supposed to be going camping in the yorkshire dales tomorrow. I'm sensing its going to be damp. Going to get a decent nights sleep whilst I can. Night all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 What a sad bunch we are...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Utter shit. My friend Courtney said she likes me (as in how's your father like), whilst she fucking well knows about the german. But the trouble is I think I like her too as she's an amazing lass. So now I'm drunk, and have no fucking clue what to do. German lass who says she loves me, or Courtney who lives near me. Sometimes I wish I was a minger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Utter shit. My friend Courtney said she likes me (as in how's your father like), whilst she fucking well knows about the german. But the trouble is I think I like her too as she's an amazing lass. So now I'm drunk, and have no fucking clue what to do. German lass who says she loves me, or Courtney who lives near me. Sometimes I wish I was a minger. 141994[/snapback] http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/038073044...glance&n=283155 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Utter shit. My friend Courtney said she likes me (as in how's your father like), whilst she fucking well knows about the german. But the trouble is I think I like her too as she's an amazing lass. So now I'm drunk, and have no fucking clue what to do. German lass who says she loves me, or Courtney who lives near me. Sometimes I wish I was a minger. 141994[/snapback] http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/038073044...glance&n=283155 141997[/snapback] That cunt doesn't help me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Quiet night as I'm meant to work 9a to 11p tomorrow and the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 (edited) Mrs came round, made her watch Walk The Line and Johnny Ross, made sure she didn't get her way and didn't end up watching Big Bro Edited May 27, 2006 by Jonny2J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 finsihsed my exam at 2ish, been out since then. did the normal kerayzee stewdent things, drinking games etc. However I did kop off with a girl whose tail I've been chasing all fucking term so that's a bonus she asked me what I was doing this weekend and knobhead me said "I'm going to my ex-fiance's wedding" instead of making some bullshit "going to see the folks" lie. Now she seems to think I'm all caught up with my ex when I'm not really. I mean I still have a phenomenal amount of affection for the girl, but I don't want to be with her, and I'm not "in love " with her. but try explaining that when you're a bit pssed and so is your audience. on the bright side it'll bne four or five days before I need to deal with her. Hopefully she's drunk enough to forget why we didn't fuck but sober enough to remember that she watnted to. so a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich and bed... wow.. fridays rewl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Had a couple of bottles of that Magners cider with my mate who's just came back off holiday then came home went to the shop and bought another six bottles and sat up playing cards with wor lasses mate until 3 in the morning, lovely that cider for anyone that hasn't had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Sometimes I wish I was a minger. Jesus Wept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Can anyone confirm if it was a full moon last night cos I had one of them nights from hell at work. A bloke who nearly bled to death from oesophageal varices (google for it) A young lad who'd been beaten up a week ago and only came to hospital yesterday (ruptured spleen that had been bleeding for a week) and 4 babies that decided they weren't coming naturally, including one who was only 31 weeks and looked like a scrawny little sparrow with big blue eyes when we finally got him out. I am loathe to go back in this evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 including one who was only 31 weeks and looked like a scrawny little sparrow with big blue eyes when we finally got him out A such compassion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I'm playing hockey against pros tonight!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 including one who was only 31 weeks and looked like a scrawny little sparrow with big blue eyes when we finally got him out A such compassion 142119[/snapback] Aww man, he was gorgeous! For an alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7170 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 catmag im confused, are you a maternity nurse or an A&E nurse? Never known a maternity/par nurse combination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 catmag im confused, are you a maternity nurse or an A&E nurse? Never known a maternity/par nurse combination! 142144[/snapback] Anaesthetics. There are two of us on overnight to cover the hospital. The bleeding patients both came to theatre and I carry a maternity bleep for any emergency caesarians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7170 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 oooooh. good fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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