Greg 6 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Shamelessly stolen from somwhere else... Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different countries" This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?" "Ah," said God. "That's the North of England, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North West alone, and many impressive cities. It is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!" God replied very wisely, "Wait 'til you see the bunch of wankers I'm putting down South!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Southerners are GREAT though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 If AF is a model for all Southerners I embrace them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I heard that joke aeons ago - and it was told by a Peruvian about Argentinians........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I heard that joke aeons ago - and it was told by a Peruvian about Argentinians........................... 38052[/snapback] So we're all united by our prejudices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 No - Argentinians are shit "Spanish speaking Italians who think they're English" to quote a Bolivian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 If AF is a model for all Southerners I embrace them all 38043[/snapback] .........firmly around the throat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 heard in a Manchester pub about 20 years ago "What do you mean there's no use for the S of ENgalnd? there'd 150 miles of bloody rough water bewteen Stockport and Calais without it............" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 If AF is a model for all Southerners I embrace them all 38043[/snapback] .........firmly around the throat? 38065[/snapback] After contracting bird-flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 38238[/snapback] Kidding. Wouldn't want Sima getting bird-flu. Joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyer's Wages 0 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Notherners may have chip on their shoulders. Southerners have "french fries" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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