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Hips - This is the reason girls run like they do. Their hips are shaped completely differently to ours (they have babies you know :lol: ) and as a result their legs move in a different movement.

 

I'm not sure that's really the case, yeah women's pelvis are slightly different shaped, but biomechanically there's not a lot of difference.

 

It's probably more just pure lack of doing it (look up those stats on the amount of exercise UK women get after school age), after all I'm not sure Kelly Holmes exactly "runs like a girl". :D

 

Does EVERY post of yours have to contain a snide implication that this country and society in general is going to the dogs?

 

Governments own statistics, not mine.

 

Being a Doctor I'd have thought you'd have some clue on this yourself, but clearly the medical profession is well on its way "to the dogs" too. :lol:

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He'd have replied by now but his train home got cancelled.

 

:lol:

 

Either that or he's been happy slapped. Hopefully.

 

Looking like Penfold, you may get happy slapped a lot.

 

Personally it's not something I've ever had to worry about. :lol:

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Hips - This is the reason girls run like they do. Their hips are shaped completely differently to ours (they have babies you know :lol: ) and as a result their legs move in a different movement.

 

I'm not sure that's really the case, yeah women's pelvis are slightly different shaped, but biomechanically there's not a lot of difference.

 

It's probably more just pure lack of doing it (look up those stats on the amount of exercise UK women get after school age), after all I'm not sure Kelly Holmes exactly "runs like a girl". :D

 

Does EVERY post of yours have to contain a snide implication that this country and society in general is going to the dogs?

 

Governments own statistics, not mine.

 

Being a Doctor I'd have thought you'd have some clue on this yourself, but clearly the medical profession is well on its way "to the dogs" too. :lol:

 

You'd better hope not, what with all the therapy you need.

 

Still don't get the Penfold reference btw.

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Hips - This is the reason girls run like they do. Their hips are shaped completely differently to ours (they have babies you know :lol: ) and as a result their legs move in a different movement.

 

I'm not sure that's really the case, yeah women's pelvis are slightly different shaped, but biomechanically there's not a lot of difference.

 

It's probably more just pure lack of doing it (look up those stats on the amount of exercise UK women get after school age), after all I'm not sure Kelly Holmes exactly "runs like a girl". :scratchchin:

 

Does EVERY post of yours have to contain a snide implication that this country and society in general is going to the dogs?

 

Governments own statistics, not mine.

 

Being a Doctor I'd have thought you'd have some clue on this yourself, but clearly the medical profession is well on its way "to the dogs" too. :D

 

You'd better hope not, what with all the therapy you need.

 

Still don't get the Penfold reference btw.

 

That therapy even exists largely underlines my point. :scratchchin:

 

Look in a mirrior. :lol:

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Hips - This is the reason girls run like they do. Their hips are shaped completely differently to ours (they have babies you know :lol: ) and as a result their legs move in a different movement.

 

I'm not sure that's really the case, yeah women's pelvis are slightly different shaped, but biomechanically there's not a lot of difference.

 

It's probably more just pure lack of doing it (look up those stats on the amount of exercise UK women get after school age), after all I'm not sure Kelly Holmes exactly "runs like a girl". :scratchchin:

 

Does EVERY post of yours have to contain a snide implication that this country and society in general is going to the dogs?

 

Governments own statistics, not mine.

 

Being a Doctor I'd have thought you'd have some clue on this yourself, but clearly the medical profession is well on its way "to the dogs" too. :D

 

You'd better hope not, what with all the therapy you need.

 

Still don't get the Penfold reference btw.

 

That therapy even exists largely underlines my point. :scratchchin:

 

Look in a mirrior. :lol:

 

 

Poor insight into his condition as well, someone's heading for a sectioning iyam.

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Hips - This is the reason girls run like they do. Their hips are shaped completely differently to ours (they have babies you know :lol: ) and as a result their legs move in a different movement.

 

I'm not sure that's really the case, yeah women's pelvis are slightly different shaped, but biomechanically there's not a lot of difference.

 

It's probably more just pure lack of doing it (look up those stats on the amount of exercise UK women get after school age), after all I'm not sure Kelly Holmes exactly "runs like a girl". :)

 

Does EVERY post of yours have to contain a snide implication that this country and society in general is going to the dogs?

 

Governments own statistics, not mine.

 

Being a Doctor I'd have thought you'd have some clue on this yourself, but clearly the medical profession is well on its way "to the dogs" too. :scratchchin:

 

You'd better hope not, what with all the therapy you need.

 

Still don't get the Penfold reference btw.

 

That therapy even exists largely underlines my point. :)

 

Look in a mirrior. :lol:

 

 

Poor insight into his condition as well, someone's heading for a sectioning iyam.

 

Which perfectly underlines the issues facing the medical profession I think.

 

I'd hate to have to rely on your "judgement" for diagnosing something serious (especially anything with visual symptoms - although maybe that accounts for all the wrong body parts that get operated on :scratchchin: )........ or even a cold for that matter. :D

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Hips - This is the reason girls run like they do. Their hips are shaped completely differently to ours (they have babies you know :lol: ) and as a result their legs move in a different movement.

 

I'm not sure that's really the case, yeah women's pelvis are slightly different shaped, but biomechanically there's not a lot of difference.

 

It's probably more just pure lack of doing it (look up those stats on the amount of exercise UK women get after school age), after all I'm not sure Kelly Holmes exactly "runs like a girl". :)

 

Does EVERY post of yours have to contain a snide implication that this country and society in general is going to the dogs?

 

Governments own statistics, not mine.

 

Being a Doctor I'd have thought you'd have some clue on this yourself, but clearly the medical profession is well on its way "to the dogs" too. :scratchchin:

 

You'd better hope not, what with all the therapy you need.

 

Still don't get the Penfold reference btw.

 

That therapy even exists largely underlines my point. :)

 

Look in a mirrior. :lol:

 

 

Poor insight into his condition as well, someone's heading for a sectioning iyam.

 

Which perfectly underlines the issues facing the medical profession I think.

 

I'd hate to have to rely on your "judgement" for diagnosing something serious (especially anything with visual symptoms - although maybe that accounts for all the wrong body parts that get operated on :scratchchin: )........ or even a cold for that matter. :D

 

If anyone gave you an overdose/removed the wrong body part, rest assured, it wasn't an accident, they meant to do it.

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Hips - This is the reason girls run like they do. Their hips are shaped completely differently to ours (they have babies you know :lol: ) and as a result their legs move in a different movement.

 

I'm not sure that's really the case, yeah women's pelvis are slightly different shaped, but biomechanically there's not a lot of difference.

 

It's probably more just pure lack of doing it (look up those stats on the amount of exercise UK women get after school age), after all I'm not sure Kelly Holmes exactly "runs like a girl". :)

 

Does EVERY post of yours have to contain a snide implication that this country and society in general is going to the dogs?

 

Governments own statistics, not mine.

 

Being a Doctor I'd have thought you'd have some clue on this yourself, but clearly the medical profession is well on its way "to the dogs" too. :scratchchin:

 

You'd better hope not, what with all the therapy you need.

 

Still don't get the Penfold reference btw.

 

That therapy even exists largely underlines my point. :)

 

Look in a mirrior. :lol:

 

 

Poor insight into his condition as well, someone's heading for a sectioning iyam.

 

Which perfectly underlines the issues facing the medical profession I think.

 

I'd hate to have to rely on your "judgement" for diagnosing something serious (especially anything with visual symptoms - although maybe that accounts for all the wrong body parts that get operated on :scratchchin: )........ or even a cold for that matter. :D

 

If anyone gave you an overdose/removed the wrong body part, rest assured, it wasn't an accident, they meant to do it.

 

Never happened to me, although it's nearly happened to my brother twice (and a few other people I know). Although a doctor once took a skin sample from me without anaesthetic when I was a child, however he was murdered (presumably by irate patients) a few years later.

 

So be warned even the BMA may not be able to save you from all fall out from your medical incompetence. :)

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Hips - This is the reason girls run like they do. Their hips are shaped completely differently to ours (they have babies you know :lol: ) and as a result their legs move in a different movement.

 

I'm not sure that's really the case, yeah women's pelvis are slightly different shaped, but biomechanically there's not a lot of difference.

 

It's probably more just pure lack of doing it (look up those stats on the amount of exercise UK women get after school age), after all I'm not sure Kelly Holmes exactly "runs like a girl". :)

 

Does EVERY post of yours have to contain a snide implication that this country and society in general is going to the dogs?

 

Governments own statistics, not mine.

 

Being a Doctor I'd have thought you'd have some clue on this yourself, but clearly the medical profession is well on its way "to the dogs" too. :scratchchin:

 

You'd better hope not, what with all the therapy you need.

 

Still don't get the Penfold reference btw.

 

That therapy even exists largely underlines my point. :)

 

Look in a mirrior. :lol:

 

 

Poor insight into his condition as well, someone's heading for a sectioning iyam.

 

Which perfectly underlines the issues facing the medical profession I think.

 

I'd hate to have to rely on your "judgement" for diagnosing something serious (especially anything with visual symptoms - although maybe that accounts for all the wrong body parts that get operated on :scratchchin: )........ or even a cold for that matter. :D

 

If anyone gave you an overdose/removed the wrong body part, rest assured, it wasn't an accident, they meant to do it.

 

Never happened to me, although it's nearly happened to my brother twice (and a few other people I know). Although a doctor once took a skin sample from me without anaesthetic when I was a child, however he was murdered (presumably by irate patients) a few years later.

 

So be warned even the BMA may not be able to save you from all fall out from your medical incompetence. :)

 

That's the biggest tragedy of the lot tbh.

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WHY DO PIGEONS WALK FUNNY?

 

 

I DONT KNOW, WHY DO PIGEONS WALK FUNNY?

 

Wor lass said "because they've got two legs...". :lol:

 

 

:lol::D:scratchchin: :scratchchin: :)

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WHY DO PIGEONS WALK FUNNY?

 

 

I DONT KNOW, WHY DO PIGEONS WALK FUNNY?

 

Wor lass said "because they've got two legs...". :lol:

 

 

:lol::D:scratchchin: :scratchchin: :)

She also said because they have only got 3 toes on each foot iirc.

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That's the biggest tragedy of the lot tbh.

:lol: You'll go far in your chosen profession, I'm sure.

The Penfold thing seems to be his stock insult. I wouldn't give it much thought luke

It's not my fault you both look like Penfold, it's just a cruel trick of fate. :lol:

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