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Never claimed to be good, I am fucking stylish however :nufc:

You reckon? :nufc:

yup

:nufc: I know.

I rather thought you might. :nufc:

 

I'd kick your arse on the basketball court mind :)

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Never claimed to be good, I am fucking stylish however :nufc:

You reckon? :nufc:

yup

:nufc: I know.

I rather thought you might. :nufc:

 

I'd kick your arse on the basketball court mind :)

I played for the school once when they were short. I'm fairly shit like. We got stuffed off Heaton Manor and I was probably our worst player.

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Never claimed to be good, I am fucking stylish however :nufc:

You reckon? :nufc:

yup

:) I know.

I rather thought you might. :nufc:

 

I'd kick your arse on the basketball court mind :angry:

 

Basketball?! Fucking hell! :nufc:

 

This is a football thread, not a netball thread.

 

Reminds me of that episode of the office where Finchy loses the pub quiz..."I'll name you a hundred things I can do better than them!" "Oh yeah like what....?" "Throwing!"

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listen Samuel, you only ever crawl out of the woodwork to have a whine about things you clearly don't understand. Basketball is good fun to play and a great way to stay fit :nufc:

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Never claimed to be good, I am fucking stylish however :nufc:

You reckon? :nufc:

yup

:angry: I know.

I rather thought you might. :)

 

I'd kick your arse on the basketball court mind :icon_lol:

 

Basketball?! Fucking hell! :nufc:

 

This is a football thread, not a netball thread.

 

Reminds me of that episode of the office where Finchy loses the pub quiz..."I'll name you a hundred things I can do better than them!" "Oh yeah like what....?" "Throwing!"

:nufc:

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Fish is obviously going to turn up to the summer 5-a-side with a pair of his best dunks on and then say he's not dressed for the event and cry off.

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It's not for me to say, but I'll tell you who's fucking terrible like; Gemmill. Touch like a regsitered sex offender, with the shirt to match.

 

 

:nufc: You're a sick man.

 

Was a fairly average right back, played for the school, local circus etc but once I discovered minge, motorbikes and solvents football was always going to drop down in the pecking order.

 

Wasn't slow and what I didn't have in skill I more than made up for in sheer aggression and will to win.

 

 

P.S SMO runs like a fat lass with a water infection and thats just to the food trolley to get his scones in the morning, god knows what he's like on a pitch.

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Never claimed to be good, I am fucking stylish however :nufc:

You reckon? :nufc:

yup

:nufc: I know.

I rather thought you might. :nufc:

 

I'd kick your arse on the basketball court mind :)

I played for the school once when they were short. I'm fairly shit like. We got stuffed off Heaton Manor and I was probably our worst player.

Not surprised your team lost if they were that short tbh.

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plus they would have been always grabbing for alex's head in confusion.

 

.. if his head was orange...

 

I'll shut up now :nufc:

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plus they would have been always grabbing for alex's head in confusion.

 

.. if his head was orange...

 

I'll shut up now :nufc:

Wouldn't that be Billy's? :nufc:

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plus they would have been always grabbing for alex's head in confusion.

 

.. if his head was orange...

 

I'll shut up now :nufc:

 

:nufc:

 

'S'balding'

I'm ashamed to say I genuinely Lol-ed at that :nufc:

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plus they would have been always grabbing for alex's head in confusion.

 

.. if his head was orange...

 

I'll shut up now :nufc:

 

:nufc:

 

'S'balding'

Me too. You wanker Sammy :nufc:

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There was a lad used to turn up where we used to kick about when we were younger handing out yells and reds and writing in his book and stuff, which just laughed him off :nufc:

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There was a lad used to turn up where we used to kick about when we were younger handing out yells and reds and writing in his book and stuff, which just laughed him off :nufc:

 

Aye, sorry about that. :nufc:

 

:nufc:

 

We used to organize teams and that and he'd just randomly turn up (tip off?), full referee uniform and that.

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There was a lad used to turn up where we used to kick about when we were younger handing out yells and reds and writing in his book and stuff, which just laughed him off :nufc:

 

Aye, sorry about that. :nufc:

 

:nufc:

 

We used to organize teams and that and he'd just randomly turn up (tip off?), full referee uniform and that.

What a toucher. What's all that about?

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