Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Starting to despise the fat fuck now From the Journal: ONE has a reputation for being at the forefront of footballing science, the other as an old school manager. But, according to Damien Duff, Kevin Keegan has improved the fitness of Newcastle United’s squad since Sam Allardyce’s departure. Kevin Keegan The Irish winger returns to first club Blackburn Rovers for this afternoon’s Premier League game claiming his current boss has improved the squad in body as well as mind, even if it has not been reflected in results. Allardyce, whose methods included wiring his players up to heart monitors in pre-season, has a reputation for getting the best out of players physically, so Duff’s comments about training regimes at Darsley Park come as a surprise. “The gaffer said training has been getting better every week,” said the 28-year-old. “I don’t think we were the fittest before he came. Big Sam used to say we were the fittest around, but I think we were far from it.” Despite having spent most of Allardyce’s reign recovering from a dislocated foot picked up under Glenn Roeder’s management, Duff has noticed a change of emphasis. “One of the gaffer’s quotes is the work you put in on the training pitch comes out on a Saturday,” he said. “That’s what we’ve been doing since he came in. It’s been hard work, and I think that’s what we needed. As a group we could have been fitter. Hopefully, we can take that on to the pitch because that’s where it matters most. There’s no point leaving it here.” More than his training methods, Keegan’s demeanour has most impressed the ex-Blackburn and Chelsea player. “He’s probably the most positive person I’ve ever met,” he said. “He’s been there and done it and hopefully that’ll rub off on us. There’s definitely a buzz around and rightly so – he’s a legend up here. It’s great working with him and I’m loving every minute of it, I’m just desperate to get the first win for him. It’s not a lack of effort, it’s been a case of individual errors and, as soon as a goal has gone in, we seem to have caved in.” If Allardyce did not totally live up to his billing as a scientific manager, Keegan appears to have demonstrated the qualities for which he is famed. “He’s a great motivator, everybody knows that,” Duff added. “He can get into the mind of a player and I’ve enjoyed every moment of working with him. We get on great – I just want to get that first result for him. “It’s positive, the gaffer just breeds that. He’s just positive every day. We’ve been spanked 5-1 by Man United and 3-0 twice in the space of four days against Arsenal, but the next day he still came in as positive as ever. That’s what we need at the minute. We need everyone to stick together. We can’t have any cliques, and I think the gaffer’s brilliant at that.” Keegan refused to put the boot in on Allardyce’s methods, but admitted things had inevitably changed. “I think in the first two or three weeks, some of the players thought the training was quite hard and I felt we were training them quite lightly,” he revealed. “I don’t know whether that is because the previous regime were coming from a different angle. I am not knocking them, but my way is for players to train quite hard. Some clubs maybe think training is training and matches are matches but I honestly believe what happens in training goes on to the field. “Every time a different manager comes in, they come in with different ideas. If Duff thinks the training is harder, wait until pre-season. We have not started yet! The players enjoy working hard, I think.” Obafemi Martins is expected to make his first appearance for Keegan at some time today as the Magpies boss goes in search of his first win, but Emre and Mark Viduka will not be fit to play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 (edited) So you despise him for what, exactly? Did he come here and take the piss and not try? Nope. So therefore you possess hatred for a man that you've a ) Never met and b ) Hasn't intentionally or actively tried to provoke you. Do you think therapy is the way forward for you? Or are you just a top grade spacker? Edited March 3, 2008 by BigThompers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 So you despise him for what, exactly? Did he come here and take the piss and not try? Nope. So therefore you possess hatred for a man that you've a ) Never met and b ) Hasn't intentionally or actively tried to provoke you. Do you think therapy is the way forward for you? Or are you just a top grade spacker? I despise him for signing a load of shite players and trying to play for a draw against the likes of derby Now, Fuck off....Tokyo Drift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 So you despise him for what, exactly? Did he come here and take the piss and not try? Nope. So therefore you possess hatred for a man that you've a ) Never met and b ) Hasn't intentionally or actively tried to provoke you. Do you think therapy is the way forward for you? Or are you just a top grade spacker? I despise him for signing a load of shite players and trying to play for a draw against the likes of derby Now, Fuck off....Tokyo Drift Jealous because you own a 1.1 Ford Escort? So you despise somebody for mistakenly signing the wrong players for a football team? Really? You sad, sad little man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 So you despise him for what, exactly? Did he come here and take the piss and not try? Nope. So therefore you possess hatred for a man that you've a ) Never met and b ) Hasn't intentionally or actively tried to provoke you. Do you think therapy is the way forward for you? Or are you just a top grade spacker? I despise him for signing a load of shite players and trying to play for a draw against the likes of derby Now, Fuck off....Tokyo Drift Jealous because you own a 1.1 Ford Escort? So you despise somebody for mistakenly signing the wrong players for a football team? Really? You sad, sad little man Aye because them mistakes are starting to look like they'll get us relegated.......injected with a bass line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 So you despise him for what, exactly? Did he come here and take the piss and not try? Nope. So therefore you possess hatred for a man that you've a ) Never met and b ) Hasn't intentionally or actively tried to provoke you. Do you think therapy is the way forward for you? Or are you just a top grade spacker? I despise him for signing a load of shite players and trying to play for a draw against the likes of derby Now, Fuck off....Tokyo Drift Jealous because you own a 1.1 Ford Escort? So you despise somebody for mistakenly signing the wrong players for a football team? Really? You sad, sad little man Aye because them mistakes are starting to look like they'll get us relegated.......injected with a bass line Well what if there's 20 good decent people that are managers in the premiership? 3 are going to be destined for relegation every season. They aren't wankers, they shouldn't be hated or 'despised'. It's a game, the weakest managers fail. You're a pathetic sad little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 IMO, it's an indication of everything that's wrong with our fans. Over-reaction. I mean, there were even people that hated Glenn Roeder, probably the nicest guy in football. OMG HE BROUGHT THAT PLAYER ON INSTEAD OF THAT ONE! I HATE HIM. FUCKING PRICK. Get a fucking life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries and succeeds in provoking me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. Get the violins out Just burning a bit of rubber with you....Jonny Tran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic Because he actively tries to provoke me. Can you not read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic What do you expect from a divvy with fluorescent blue lights in the footwell's of his car............hit the nitro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic What do you expect from a divvy with fluorescent blue lights in the footwell's of his car............hit the nitro In a £20k+ sports car? I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic Because he actively tries to provoke me. Can you not read? If i couldn't read i wouldn't be posting on an Internet forum would i? Some of Fat Sam's behavior may have provoked Wacky. The football, general talking shite and arrogance of FSA certainly dragged me out of any kind of emotional equilibrium for the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic Because he actively tries to provoke me. Can you not read? If i couldn't read i wouldn't be posting on an Internet forum would i? Some of Fat Sam's behavior may have provoked Wacky. The football, general talking shite and arrogance of FSA certainly dragged me out of any kind of emotional equilibrium for the guy. But did he actively try to provoke him? Was it intentional? All you described was a mere disagreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic What do you expect from a divvy with fluorescent blue lights in the footwell's of his car............hit the nitro In a £20k+ sports car? I doubt it. Fucking to easy this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic What do you expect from a divvy with fluorescent blue lights in the footwell's of his car............hit the nitro In a £20k+ sports car? I doubt it. Fucking to easy this So is the English language. I assume you meant 'too'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic Because he actively tries to provoke me. Can you not read? If i couldn't read i wouldn't be posting on an Internet forum would i? Some of Fat Sam's behavior may have provoked Wacky. The football, general talking shite and arrogance of FSA certainly dragged me out of any kind of emotional equilibrium for the guy. But did he actively try to provoke him? Was it intentional? All you described was a mere disagreement. You could argue that Fat Sam played his way out of the job. And you could argue that some of Fat Sam's recent interviews and statements were direct retorts to Newcastle United + Fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic Because he actively tries to provoke me. Can you not read? If i couldn't read i wouldn't be posting on an Internet forum would i? Some of Fat Sam's behavior may have provoked Wacky. The football, general talking shite and arrogance of FSA certainly dragged me out of any kind of emotional equilibrium for the guy. But did he actively try to provoke him? Was it intentional? All you described was a mere disagreement. You could argue that Fat Sam played his way out of the job. And you could argue that some of Fat Sam's recent interviews and statements were direct retorts to Newcastle United + Fans. So 'despise' and 'hatred' for somebody because they say something you disagree with? Isn't that what happens in countries still ran under dictatorship? Does Wacky recommend execution for the Fat One? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 And as for your thread subtitle, I really do doubt that were fitter now, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 And as for your thread subtitle, I really do doubt that were fitter now, buddy. It's ok Crank, I'm off shopping so I'll be gone in..........60 seconds...eat my dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. How can you have a hatred for a man you have never met? Hypocritetastic Because he actively tries to provoke me. Can you not read? If i couldn't read i wouldn't be posting on an Internet forum would i? Some of Fat Sam's behavior may have provoked Wacky. The football, general talking shite and arrogance of FSA certainly dragged me out of any kind of emotional equilibrium for the guy. But did he actively try to provoke him? Was it intentional? All you described was a mere disagreement. You could argue that Fat Sam played his way out of the job. And you could argue that some of Fat Sam's recent interviews and statements were direct retorts to Newcastle United + Fans. So 'despise' and 'hatred' for somebody because they say something you disagree with? Isn't that what happens in countries still ran under dictatorship? Does Wacky recommend execution for the Fat One? I think you will find it happens everywhere and probably always has and probably always will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 He's not worth conversing with T-Keith, believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The attempt to take some sort of moral high ground floundereda bit when you asked him if he was a 'spacker' imo. How so? I think he's a spacker because I have reasonable grounds to think so. He's a wanker, the least funny person I've encountered and probably the biggest social retard known to this board. He actively tries to provoke me, so I therefore have reasonable grounds for my hatred of him. IRONYTASTIC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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