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Is Thompers Rebellious on N-O?

No Rebellious is a good lad even though he's from Ipswich.

 

I wish more people had Oz type patter than the pure pish which is rated as funny by some.

 

 

Wasn't comparing their patter like. Just the photo of Rebellious by his car Tim Westwood stylee is the picture I'm getting of Thompers.

I'm getting a picture of him stood in a queue behind someone in an old adidas Liverpool top, he has a ticket in his hand saying 435, and Thompers has 436 in his hand, and some computerised message is saying number 432 please, and the feint cries of "where's me fuckin giro" further down the hall.

 

Says the most charverest poster on the board. Now there's realy irony. You even type your words like a charver would say them, sometimes :nufc:

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2 kids = prams etc, common sense, sadly something your lacking.

 

 

 

By the way because your car was worth 20k when new doesn't mean it is now so stop fucking saying it, it's cringeworthy.

 

 

Do they still make astras?

 

Yes. Fuck me. Prams? You do like 'em young. So you got an estate to fit prams in for when you go kiddy snatching?

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Is Thompers Rebellious on N-O?

No Rebellious is a good lad even though he's from Ipswich.

 

I wish more people had Oz type patter than the pure pish which is rated as funny by some.

 

 

Wasn't comparing their patter like. Just the photo of Rebellious by his car Tim Westwood stylee is the picture I'm getting of Thompers.

I'm getting a picture of him stood in a queue behind someone in an old adidas Liverpool top, he has a ticket in his hand saying 435, and Thompers has 436 in his hand, and some computerised message is saying number 432 please, and the feint cries of "where's me fuckin giro" further down the hall.

 

Says the most charverest poster on the board. Now there's realy irony. You even type your words like a charver would say them, sometimes :nufc:

I'd gladly take an IQ test with anyone on here. "realy" ye can't even fuckin spell ya daft cunt.

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So much so that I didn't even justify him with a reply :nufc: I have a policy of not responding to sweaty, balding music-star-wannabes unless absolutely necessary.

 

I didn't have too much of a sweat on when i played Newcastle Arena like...

 

(Game. Set & Match on the ''sweaty wannabe front'' btw)

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2 kids = prams etc, common sense, sadly something your lacking.

 

 

Which reminds me:

 

 

1. People with push chairs that mow you down from behind (or occasionally straight in front).

 

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2. People on mobility scooters that think 15mph is a "safe" speed to drive through a packed pedestrian area with a 200kg vehicle.

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I'm glad Stevie's moved on to someone else now for his own sake as he was failing miserably in trying to get a rise out of me.

 

It mustn't be job club for him today :nufc:

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So much so that I didn't even justify him with a reply :nufc: I have a policy of not responding to sweaty, balding music-star-wannabes unless absolutely necessary.

 

I didn't have too much of a sweat on when i played Newcastle Arena like...

 

Nice one. How much you get for that? Be able to retire soon eh? Was it a sell-out? :nufc:

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Is Thompers Rebellious on N-O?

No Rebellious is a good lad even though he's from Ipswich.

 

I wish more people had Oz type patter than the pure pish which is rated as funny by some.

 

 

Wasn't comparing their patter like. Just the photo of Rebellious by his car Tim Westwood stylee is the picture I'm getting of Thompers.

I'm getting a picture of him stood in a queue behind someone in an old adidas Liverpool top, he has a ticket in his hand saying 435, and Thompers has 436 in his hand, and some computerised message is saying number 432 please, and the feint cries of "where's me fuckin giro" further down the hall.

 

Says the most charverest poster on the board. Now there's realy irony. You even type your words like a charver would say them, sometimes :nufc:

I'd gladly take an IQ test with anyone on here. "realy" ye can't even fuckin spell ya daft cunt.

 

Picking up on a clear typo to try and put a point across, chavtastic!

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I'm glad Stevie's moved on to someone else now for his own sake as he was failing miserably in trying to get a rise out of me.

 

It mustn't be job club for him today :nufc:

You've piped down a bit lately in fairness, still an utter wank though.

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So much so that I didn't even justify him with a reply :nufc: I have a policy of not responding to sweaty, balding music-star-wannabes unless absolutely necessary.

 

I didn't have too much of a sweat on when i played Newcastle Arena like...

 

Nice one. How much you get for that? Be able to retire soon eh? Was it a sell-out? :nufc:

 

Aye it was a sell out.

 

I was given a guitar worth about £2000 now and a lot of phone numbers.

 

How much do you get from the astra clubs?

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I'm glad Stevie's moved on to someone else now for his own sake as he was failing miserably in trying to get a rise out of me.

 

It mustn't be job club for him today :nufc:

 

:nufc:

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So much so that I didn't even justify him with a reply :nufc: I have a policy of not responding to sweaty, balding music-star-wannabes unless absolutely necessary.

 

I didn't have too much of a sweat on when i played Newcastle Arena like...

 

Nice one. How much you get for that? Be able to retire soon eh? Was it a sell-out? :nufc:

 

Aye it was a sell out.

 

I was given a guitar worth about £2000 now and a lot of phone numbers.

 

How much do you get from the astra clubs?

 

Nice one, so you'll be well on your way to super-stardom then?

 

As a gambling man, I'll give anyone 200/1 that T-Keith never has a successful music career that enables him to be financially secure.

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So much so that I didn't even justify him with a reply :nufc: I have a policy of not responding to sweaty, balding music-star-wannabes unless absolutely necessary.

 

I didn't have too much of a sweat on when i played Newcastle Arena like...

 

Nice one. How much you get for that? Be able to retire soon eh? Was it a sell-out? :nufc:

 

Aye it was a sell out.

 

I was given a guitar worth about £2000 now and a lot of phone numbers.

 

How much do you get from the astra clubs?

 

Nice one, so you'll be well on your way to super-stardom then?

 

As a gambling man, I'll give anyone 200/1 that T-Keith never has a successful music career that enables him to be financially secure.

 

You dont have to be a star to have a successful music career.

 

Music production/session roles.

 

What will you do with your ''life''? :nufc:

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Anyone that calls themselves "Big (followed by their name)" is a cunt by default anyway. Can you imagine Les going up to someone "Hello my names Big Les Ferdinand.". Wouldn't happen.

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Anyone that calls themselves "Big (followed by their name)" is a cunt by default anyway. Can you imagine Les going up to someone "Hello my names Big Les Ferdinand.". Wouldn't happen.

 

I think the fact he is Big does it for him tbh.

 

Especially when he comes out of a helicopter!

 

:nufc:

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So much so that I didn't even justify him with a reply :nufc: I have a policy of not responding to sweaty, balding music-star-wannabes unless absolutely necessary.

 

I didn't have too much of a sweat on when i played Newcastle Arena like...

 

Nice one. How much you get for that? Be able to retire soon eh? Was it a sell-out? :nufc:

 

Aye it was a sell out.

 

I was given a guitar worth about £2000 now and a lot of phone numbers.

 

How much do you get from the astra clubs?

 

Nice one, so you'll be well on your way to super-stardom then?

 

As a gambling man, I'll give anyone 200/1 that T-Keith never has a successful music career that enables him to be financially secure.

 

You dont have to be a star to have a successful music career.

 

Music production/session roles.

 

What will you do with your ''life''? :nufc:

 

Who knows? It'll take me where it takes me. I won't set unrealistic targets for myself (e.g having a career in music) and set myself up for a life of disappointment though, that's for sure.

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Anyone that calls themselves "Big (followed by their name)" is a cunt by default anyway. Can you imagine Les going up to someone "Hello my names Big Les Ferdinand.". Wouldn't happen.

 

I know a lass called Stevie. All the blokes I know usually opt for Steve.

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So much so that I didn't even justify him with a reply :nufc: I have a policy of not responding to sweaty, balding music-star-wannabes unless absolutely necessary.

 

I didn't have too much of a sweat on when i played Newcastle Arena like...

 

Nice one. How much you get for that? Be able to retire soon eh? Was it a sell-out? :nufc:

 

Aye it was a sell out.

 

I was given a guitar worth about £2000 now and a lot of phone numbers.

 

How much do you get from the astra clubs?

 

Nice one, so you'll be well on your way to super-stardom then?

 

As a gambling man, I'll give anyone 200/1 that T-Keith never has a successful music career that enables him to be financially secure.

 

You dont have to be a star to have a successful music career.

 

Music production/session roles.

 

What will you do with your ''life''? :nufc:

 

Who knows? It'll take me where it takes me. I won't set unrealistic targets for myself (e.g having a career in music) and set myself up for a life of disappointment though, that's for sure.

 

Well a career in music isn't an unrealistic target for me. It might be for you but not me.

 

:nufc:

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So much so that I didn't even justify him with a reply :nufc: I have a policy of not responding to sweaty, balding music-star-wannabes unless absolutely necessary.

 

I didn't have too much of a sweat on when i played Newcastle Arena like...

 

Nice one. How much you get for that? Be able to retire soon eh? Was it a sell-out? :nufc:

 

Aye it was a sell out.

 

I was given a guitar worth about £2000 now and a lot of phone numbers.

 

How much do you get from the astra clubs?

 

Nice one, so you'll be well on your way to super-stardom then?

 

As a gambling man, I'll give anyone 200/1 that T-Keith never has a successful music career that enables him to be financially secure.

 

You dont have to be a star to have a successful music career.

 

Music production/session roles.

 

What will you do with your ''life''? :nufc:

 

Who knows? It'll take me where it takes me. I won't set unrealistic targets for myself (e.g having a career in music) and set myself up for a life of disappointment though, that's for sure.

 

Well a career in music isn't an unrealistic target for me. It might be for you but not me.

 

:nufc:

 

Howay, send me some samples. Actually don't, my ribs already hurt just so so much!

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Who knows? It'll take me where it takes me. I won't set unrealistic targets for myself (e.g having a career in music) and set myself up for a life of disappointment though, that's for sure.

 

aah!

 

:nufc:

 

I can see why you're so bitter.

 

You're worth something Thompers.

 

Live the dream man.

 

:nufc:

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