Behaviour that deserves execution

[Tom 14021]

By the way, the irony of T-Keith calling me a charver is mega-hilarious after he started a thread about becoming substance-free. You and Pete Doherty should go the journey together you horrible little law-breaking drug-taking sweaty homosexual!

 

The bet the poppers are your favourite Before the lead vocalist pleasures you with the wrong end of his microphone

 

Thompers now the expert on irony? Being 'substance free' is a good thing.

 

And id rather be substance free than not? How fucking dumb are you?

 

For Irony See Here

 

and Pay particular attention to Patrokles posts.

 

 

So you lay into gambling and fast cars, both legal, whilst currently being in the process of trying to get yourself clean from illegal drugs! CHAVGEEKMEGAFREAKTASTIC

 

Not so much clean as going straight edge. Which in my opinion is an admirable thing.

 

You rock hard Astra driving (with added fan club), homophobic gambling addict you

[Guest BigThompers]

None because I haven't got a licence.

 

 

What do you say to that then? Big 'Bore' Thompers

 

I don't have a big bore? How old are you, bus-boy

[Tom 14021]

There's owners' clubs for Smart Cars fwiw

 

 

Exactly. Something also appreciated more than T-Keiths band then? Yes?

 

Im not in a band at the moment i play session music every now and then.

 

As well as guitar i also play Drums, bass, harmonica and piano.

 

But the new band starts in summer. Il let you know how it goes.

[Guest BigThompers]

By the way, the irony of T-Keith calling me a charver is mega-hilarious after he started a thread about becoming substance-free. You and Pete Doherty should go the journey together you horrible little law-breaking drug-taking sweaty homosexual!

 

The bet the poppers are your favourite Before the lead vocalist pleasures you with the wrong end of his microphone

 

Thompers now the expert on irony? Being 'substance free' is a good thing.

 

And id rather be substance free than not? How fucking dumb are you?

 

For Irony See Here

 

and Pay particular attention to Patrokles posts.

 

 

So you lay into gambling and fast cars, both legal, whilst currently being in the process of trying to get yourself clean from illegal drugs! CHAVGEEKMEGAFREAKTASTIC

 

Not so much clean as going straight edge. Which in my opinion is an admirable thing.

 

You rock hard Astra driving (with added fan club), homophobic gambling addict you

 

Bit contradictory Surely the gambling addicts DON'T drive the expensive cars, T-Keith?

[Guest alex]

Someone execute this thread man.

[Guest BigThompers]

There's owners' clubs for Smart Cars fwiw

 

 

Exactly. Something also appreciated more than T-Keiths band then? Yes?

 

Im not in a band at the moment i play session music every now and then.

 

As well as guitar i also play Drums, bass, harmonica and piano.

 

But the new band starts in summer. Il let you know how it goes.

 

Mellow. Do it Doherty style, drug-boy! No publicity is bad publicity!

[Happy Face 29]

Is Thompers Rebellious on N-O?

[Tom 14021]

By the way, the irony of T-Keith calling me a charver is mega-hilarious after he started a thread about becoming substance-free. You and Pete Doherty should go the journey together you horrible little law-breaking drug-taking sweaty homosexual!

 

The bet the poppers are your favourite Before the lead vocalist pleasures you with the wrong end of his microphone

 

Thompers now the expert on irony? Being 'substance free' is a good thing.

 

And id rather be substance free than not? How fucking dumb are you?

 

For Irony See Here

 

and Pay particular attention to Patrokles posts.

 

 

So you lay into gambling and fast cars, both legal, whilst currently being in the process of trying to get yourself clean from illegal drugs! CHAVGEEKMEGAFREAKTASTIC

 

Not so much clean as going straight edge. Which in my opinion is an admirable thing.

 

You rock hard Astra driving (with added fan club), homophobic gambling addict you

 

Bit contradictory Surely the gambling addicts DON'T drive the expensive cars, T-Keith?

 

As much as the drug addicts dont take drugs.

 

Dont talk about contradiction and irony when you yourself are saturated in them.

[Tom 14021]

Someone execute this thread man.

 

Im bored and it's funny.

 

[Jusoda Kid 1]

None because I haven't got a licence.

 

 

What do you say to that then? Big 'Bore' Thompers

 

I don't have a big bore? How old are you, bus-boy

 

 

Liar

[Guest BigThompers]

By the way, the irony of T-Keith calling me a charver is mega-hilarious after he started a thread about becoming substance-free. You and Pete Doherty should go the journey together you horrible little law-breaking drug-taking sweaty homosexual!

 

The bet the poppers are your favourite Before the lead vocalist pleasures you with the wrong end of his microphone

 

Thompers now the expert on irony? Being 'substance free' is a good thing.

 

And id rather be substance free than not? How fucking dumb are you?

 

For Irony See Here

 

and Pay particular attention to Patrokles posts.

 

 

So you lay into gambling and fast cars, both legal, whilst currently being in the process of trying to get yourself clean from illegal drugs! CHAVGEEKMEGAFREAKTASTIC

 

Not so much clean as going straight edge. Which in my opinion is an admirable thing.

 

You rock hard Astra driving (with added fan club), homophobic gambling addict you

 

Bit contradictory Surely the gambling addicts DON'T drive the expensive cars, T-Keith?

 

As much as the drug addicts dont take drugs.

 

Dont talk about contradiction and irony when you yourself are saturated in them.

 

According the Verlaine? Rofl. Another whimpy little band-geek social retard.

 

So you think a gambling addict driving a fast car is to a drug taker taking drugs? Can you please elaborate?

[Guest BigThompers]

None because I haven't got a licence.

 

 

What do you say to that then? Big 'Bore' Thompers

 

I don't have a big bore? How old are you, bus-boy

 

 

Liar

 

Avoided my question.

[Guest Stevie]

Is Thompers Rebellious on N-O?

No Rebellious is a good lad even though he's from Ipswich.

 

I wish more people had Oz type patter than the pure pish which is rated as funny by some.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

None because I haven't got a licence.

 

 

What do you say to that then? Big 'Bore' Thompers

 

I don't have a big bore? How old are you, bus-boy

 

 

Liar

 

Avoided my question.

 

 

It's in my profile numpty, FFS show some initiative

[Tom 14021]

By the way, the irony of T-Keith calling me a charver is mega-hilarious after he started a thread about becoming substance-free. You and Pete Doherty should go the journey together you horrible little law-breaking drug-taking sweaty homosexual!

 

The bet the poppers are your favourite Before the lead vocalist pleasures you with the wrong end of his microphone

 

Thompers now the expert on irony? Being 'substance free' is a good thing.

 

And id rather be substance free than not? How fucking dumb are you?

 

For Irony See Here

 

and Pay particular attention to Patrokles posts.

 

 

So you lay into gambling and fast cars, both legal, whilst currently being in the process of trying to get yourself clean from illegal drugs! CHAVGEEKMEGAFREAKTASTIC

 

Not so much clean as going straight edge. Which in my opinion is an admirable thing.

 

You rock hard Astra driving (with added fan club), homophobic gambling addict you

 

Bit contradictory Surely the gambling addicts DON'T drive the expensive cars, T-Keith?

 

As much as the drug addicts dont take drugs.

 

Dont talk about contradiction and irony when you yourself are saturated in them.

 

According the Verlaine? Rofl. Another whimpy little band-geek social retard.

 

So you think a gambling addict driving a fast car is to a drug taker taking drugs? Can you please elaborate?

 

Verlaine also has a masters degree. Masters > Astras

 

Read the thread back, make notes if you have to.

[Happy Face 29]

Is Thompers Rebellious on N-O?

No Rebellious is a good lad even though he's from Ipswich.

 

I wish more people had Oz type patter than the pure pish which is rated as funny by some.

 

 

Wasn't comparing their patter like. Just the photo of Rebellious by his car Tim Westwood stylee is the picture I'm getting of Thompers.

[Guest BigThompers]

Thirty fucking two and no driving license, yet has the audacity to come on here and laugh at a 21 year old with a £20k car.

 

That's made my day that has.

 

Lose the 'jnr' tag too, you're fucking middle aged. Or does 'jnr' just refer to the age of kids that you're attracted to?

[Guest BigThompers]

By the way, the irony of T-Keith calling me a charver is mega-hilarious after he started a thread about becoming substance-free. You and Pete Doherty should go the journey together you horrible little law-breaking drug-taking sweaty homosexual!

 

The bet the poppers are your favourite Before the lead vocalist pleasures you with the wrong end of his microphone

 

Thompers now the expert on irony? Being 'substance free' is a good thing.

 

And id rather be substance free than not? How fucking dumb are you?

 

For Irony See Here

 

and Pay particular attention to Patrokles posts.

 

 

So you lay into gambling and fast cars, both legal, whilst currently being in the process of trying to get yourself clean from illegal drugs! CHAVGEEKMEGAFREAKTASTIC

 

Not so much clean as going straight edge. Which in my opinion is an admirable thing.

 

You rock hard Astra driving (with added fan club), homophobic gambling addict you

 

Bit contradictory Surely the gambling addicts DON'T drive the expensive cars, T-Keith?

 

As much as the drug addicts dont take drugs.

 

Dont talk about contradiction and irony when you yourself are saturated in them.

 

According the Verlaine? Rofl. Another whimpy little band-geek social retard.

 

So you think a gambling addict driving a fast car is to a drug taker taking drugs? Can you please elaborate?

 

Verlaine also has a masters degree. Masters > Astras

 

Read the thread back, make notes if you have to.

 

I don't know any rich people that needed masters degrees to get there.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Thirty fucking two and no driving license, yet has the audacity to come on here and laugh at a 21 year old with a £20k car.

 

That's made my day that has.

 

Lose the 'jnr' tag too, you're fucking middle aged. Or does 'jnr' just refer to the age of kids that you're attracted to?

 

 

How much is your car worth?

 

 

 

P.S. I have a volvo V40 estate

[Tom 14021]

By the way, the irony of T-Keith calling me a charver is mega-hilarious after he started a thread about becoming substance-free. You and Pete Doherty should go the journey together you horrible little law-breaking drug-taking sweaty homosexual!

 

The bet the poppers are your favourite Before the lead vocalist pleasures you with the wrong end of his microphone

 

Thompers now the expert on irony? Being 'substance free' is a good thing.

 

And id rather be substance free than not? How fucking dumb are you?

 

For Irony See Here

 

and Pay particular attention to Patrokles posts.

 

 

So you lay into gambling and fast cars, both legal, whilst currently being in the process of trying to get yourself clean from illegal drugs! CHAVGEEKMEGAFREAKTASTIC

 

Not so much clean as going straight edge. Which in my opinion is an admirable thing.

 

You rock hard Astra driving (with added fan club), homophobic gambling addict you

 

Bit contradictory Surely the gambling addicts DON'T drive the expensive cars, T-Keith?

 

As much as the drug addicts dont take drugs.

 

Dont talk about contradiction and irony when you yourself are saturated in them.

 

According the Verlaine? Rofl. Another whimpy little band-geek social retard.

 

So you think a gambling addict driving a fast car is to a drug taker taking drugs? Can you please elaborate?

 

Verlaine also has a masters degree. Masters > Astras

 

Read the thread back, make notes if you have to.

 

I don't know any rich people that needed masters degrees to get there.

 

Probably because you dont know any rich people.

 

And what does that matter anyway.

 

Verlaine tore you apart in like three posts.

[Guest BigThompers]

Thirty fucking two and no driving license, yet has the audacity to come on here and laugh at a 21 year old with a £20k car.

 

That's made my day that has.

 

Lose the 'jnr' tag too, you're fucking middle aged. Or does 'jnr' just refer to the age of kids that you're attracted to?

 

 

How much is your car worth?

 

 

 

P.S. I have a volvo V40 estate

 

Now, about 7k. New, over 20k.

 

A fucking Volvo estate. Less embarrassing when you said you had no license.

[Guest Stevie]

Is Thompers Rebellious on N-O?

No Rebellious is a good lad even though he's from Ipswich.

 

I wish more people had Oz type patter than the pure pish which is rated as funny by some.

 

 

Wasn't comparing their patter like. Just the photo of Rebellious by his car Tim Westwood stylee is the picture I'm getting of Thompers.

I'm getting a picture of him stood in a queue behind someone in an old adidas Liverpool top, he has a ticket in his hand saying 435, and Thompers has 436 in his hand, and some computerised message is saying number 432 please, and the feint cries of "where's me fuckin giro" further down the hall.

[Guest BigThompers]

By the way, the irony of T-Keith calling me a charver is mega-hilarious after he started a thread about becoming substance-free. You and Pete Doherty should go the journey together you horrible little law-breaking drug-taking sweaty homosexual!

 

The bet the poppers are your favourite Before the lead vocalist pleasures you with the wrong end of his microphone

 

Thompers now the expert on irony? Being 'substance free' is a good thing.

 

And id rather be substance free than not? How fucking dumb are you?

 

For Irony See Here

 

and Pay particular attention to Patrokles posts.

 

 

So you lay into gambling and fast cars, both legal, whilst currently being in the process of trying to get yourself clean from illegal drugs! CHAVGEEKMEGAFREAKTASTIC

 

Not so much clean as going straight edge. Which in my opinion is an admirable thing.

 

You rock hard Astra driving (with added fan club), homophobic gambling addict you

 

Bit contradictory Surely the gambling addicts DON'T drive the expensive cars, T-Keith?

 

As much as the drug addicts dont take drugs.

 

Dont talk about contradiction and irony when you yourself are saturated in them.

 

According the Verlaine? Rofl. Another whimpy little band-geek social retard.

 

So you think a gambling addict driving a fast car is to a drug taker taking drugs? Can you please elaborate?

 

Verlaine also has a masters degree. Masters > Astras

 

Read the thread back, make notes if you have to.

 

I don't know any rich people that needed masters degrees to get there.

 

Probably because you dont know any rich people.

 

And what does that matter anyway.

 

Verlaine tore you apart in like three posts.

 

So much so that I didn't even justify him with a reply I have a policy of not responding to sweaty, balding music-star-wannabes unless absolutely necessary.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

2 kids = prams etc, common sense, sadly something your lacking.

 

 

 

By the way because your car was worth 20k when new doesn't mean it is now so stop fucking saying it, it's cringeworthy.

 

 

Do they still make astras?

[Fop 1]

Boy racers flying around in sooped up Astras thinking they're the shiznit....hit a lamp post you attention seeking twats

 

Anyone in a car with a stereo you can hear from more than 10m away.

 

Also anyone that doesn't realise that in 90% of cases sticking a huge and stupidly loud end can on a car at best does next to nothing and at worse actually reduces the over all power output.

 

Anyone that actually has or has even vaguely considered attending a "cruise".

 

I actually think they should give free nitrous kits to Astra, Nova and Corsa drivers, would clean up the gene-pool very quickly.

 

It's funny how you specify Astras, probably one of the best liked and rated cars around, used by police, many families etc, and have models ranging from economical hatch to fully loaded top-spec coupés - yet don't mention cars like Saxo's, VW Golfs (only ever driven by cocks) etc.

 

 

Nothing wrong with Astras per se, but it is generally those cars that end up having a ridiculously sized end can on an engine that doesn't justify it (never mind that there'd be more power and less noise with 100 other modifications) or silly sized wheels that do little but mess up the gearing ratios on cars are worth £2.99. As well as usually the mods being enough make the car non-insured by their insurance companies on most standard policies (even having alloys on a car can be enough to void a policy).

 

Although the boy racers with more money you could used the same methods on, as was demonstrated by that MX-5 that left the A19 (perfectly clear, dry and not busy) at over 100mph and flew straight into an old metal fuel tanker parked by the side of the road, or the likes of the idiot I once saw spin a TVR at 30mph on a vaguely damp road (clearly never driven a rear wheeled car with a modicum of power before).

 

The big problem with boy racers in more top spec cars is that the safety features in them will often allow them to get away with a lot more, and survive a lot more too, but usually you could have got them at the Nova stage, before they could afford cars that gave more protection.

 

I've never made a modification to a car in my life. I've driven a 106 diesel, a Fiesta, at one point a K-reg rusty old Clio and now I own what was quite an expensive astra. Not your common everyday astra, a limited edition turbo edition coupe, of which if you were to look on Auto trader you'd see are quite rare. Something like 50 for sale in the whole country.

 

I can see why you cyber-freaks would frown upon a testosterone controlled man owning a fast car, but in the outside world, offline, lots of men enjoy the adrenaline of being able to get their foot down and enjoy it now and then. There's a difference between that and putting a loud exhaust on a 1.2 Corsa and driving round with your radio turned up.

 

Well personally I have a 5.0l classic sports car and a supersports bike for toys (and I've come within spitting distance of building myself an 8.0l kit car - still might build the car, but with the way oil prices are going I'll probably go a different route with the engine), I'm not against them as such, just idiots and idiocy that goes with them (very often).

 

It's a bit like cyclists, I enjoy several types of cycling, but still think a lot of cyclists and certain types of cyclist behaviour is wrong/insane/deserves a slap/death for doing.

 

All I can say is thank fuck that the average UK chav hasn't decided to take up paragliding yet, much the same scenario as the old thank fuck cows can't fly joke.