peasepud 59 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 seems hes gutted, his 44 day record for doing fuck all in a box has now been officially smashed by a six month attempt by Alan Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 901 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 "There was relief for Magpies striker Alan Smith after his 0th minute strike against Nemo FC ended an incredible 1059802987965-hour goal drought. The striker had previously not found the net in six months of consecutive appearances for Newcastle and the relief on his face was plain to see." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 It's got beyond a joke with Smith, he has to be the least dangerous striker in the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 "Five minutes into Jimbo's solitude...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Sure it's not hunger, blatantly polishing an apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 "Five minutes into Jimbo's solitude.... he gave in and had his second wank" fyp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Sure it's not hunger, blatantly polishing an apple Billy Bowden is going to have to have words about Ball tampering iyam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Can't be Smith, he's not good enough to score an own goal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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