Guest Stevie Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 (edited) Every now and then things crop up I just didn't know, you're more likely to be ginger if you're a mackem and tape worms can grow 15 feet in your body. So if anyone thinks fuckin hell a didnt naa that...but a dee noo, post it here Had a random conversation the other night with a mate about methods of execution. Apparently the frogs still had the death penalty as recently as 1981. Not only that but the only legal method of execution was the guillotine in France. I couldn't believe it. The thing that shocked me the most was according to me mate, the head is still alive after being severed for a very short time. I checked it out and he isn't bullshitting. It doesn't seem possible, but the guillotine is so quick, the brain takes 10-15 seconds to realise ye fucked, and the trauma of it all keeps conciousness for a period of less than 30 seconds. Frog scientists confirmed it in tests early in the last century. Imagine how horrifying looking over at your body must be, "hey I really was a fat cunt". Well it shocked me, but it's all true check it out. Edited February 27, 2008 by Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6995 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I knew that apart from 1981 bit. Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I knew that apart from 1981 bit.Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6995 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I knew that apart from 1981 bit.Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over. Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I knew that apart from 1981 bit.Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over. Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Same technique they use to identify deafness in children, interestingly enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Same technique they use to identify deafness in children, interestingly enough. I understand the need to find out, but chopping their heads off is a bit draconian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Quick as a wink, sharp as a tack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I knew that apart from 1981 bit.Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over. Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge. Not since 1981 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I knew that apart from 1981 bit.Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over. Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge. Not since 1981 The law went out in 81, the last bloke to have his nappa cut of was in 1977, some Algerian in France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I knew that apart from 1981 bit.Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over. Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge. Not since 1981 The law went out in 81, the last bloke to have his nappa cut of was in 1977, some Algerian in France. wikipediatastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 One for you stevie because your interested in all sorts of shite. Dunny or dunny can is Australian slang for toilet, either the room or the specific fixture, especially an Outhouse, portacabin or other outdoor toilets. The word is believed to be derived from the much older 'dunnakin' (also spelled 'dunnigin'), possibly from the french word Dunegan meaning privy. Those French, here today guillotine tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Fray Bentos is a town in Uruguay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 (edited) The nostrils of a peregrine falcon are spiraled on the inside to slow air intake when it goes into a dive, stops it's brains blowing out the back of it' head i suppose. Rats only live to 12 months apparently Edited February 27, 2008 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 The nostrils of a peregrine falcon are spiraled on the inside to slow air intake when it goes into a dive, stops it's brains blowing out the back of it' head i suppose. Rats only live to 12 months apparently The year of the rat then, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 The nostrils of a peregrine falcon are spiraled on the inside to slow air intake when it goes into a dive, stops it's brains blowing out the back of it' head i suppose. Rats only live to 12 months apparently One of my ex's who fits the description is now 28 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I didn't know how to play twelve bar blues on piano, i do now though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 The nostrils of a peregrine falcon are spiraled on the inside to slow air intake when it goes into a dive, stops it's brains blowing out the back of it' head i suppose. Rats only live to 12 months apparently One of my ex's who fits the description is now 28 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 if you work in an air conditioned building you breathe in ten litres of other peoples farts in the average shift. That is the only fact you ever need to know, oh and that people who dont look at the paper before flushing are dirty bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11112 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 The most disgusting people around, are without a doubt, the people who don't wash their hands after going to the loo, be it for a wee or for a poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 The most disgusting people around, are without a doubt, the people who don't wash their hands after going to the loo, be it for a wee or for a poo Lets not go down that road again eh? On the rat one, imagine if they live until say 2 years or over, were over run with the dirty bastards now, god knows what it would be like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11112 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I've just been sick and my stomach is in knots, but I've not been drinking, eating anything extraordinary or anything else that would usually cause this kind of vomitty grimness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I've just been sick and my stomach is in knots, but I've not been drinking, eating anything extraordinary or anything else that would usually cause this kind of vomitty grimness. Probably should have washed your hands after wiping your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I've just been sick and my stomach is in knots, but I've not been drinking, eating anything extraordinary or anything else that would usually cause this kind of vomitty grimness. Probably should have washed your hands after wiping your arse. Many muslims wash their arse with their hands though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I've just been sick and my stomach is in knots, but I've not been drinking, eating anything extraordinary or anything else that would usually cause this kind of vomitty grimness. Probably should have washed your hands after wiping your arse. Many muslims wash their arse with their hands though. What do you use like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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