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Every now and then things crop up I just didn't know, you're more likely to be ginger if you're a mackem and tape worms can grow 15 feet in your body. So if anyone thinks fuckin hell a didnt naa that...but a dee noo, post it here

 

Had a random conversation the other night with a mate about methods of execution. Apparently the frogs still had the death penalty as recently as 1981. Not only that but the only legal method of execution was the guillotine in France. I couldn't believe it. The thing that shocked me the most was according to me mate, the head is still alive after being severed for a very short time. I checked it out and he isn't bullshitting. It doesn't seem possible, but the guillotine is so quick, the brain takes 10-15 seconds to realise ye fucked, and the trauma of it all keeps conciousness for a period of less than 30 seconds. Frog scientists confirmed it in tests early in the last century. Imagine how horrifying looking over at your body must be, "hey I really was a fat cunt". Well it shocked me, but it's all true check it out.

 

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I knew that apart from 1981 bit.

Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... :hiya:

There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over.

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I knew that apart from 1981 bit.

Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... :lol:

There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over.

 

:hiya:

 

Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge.

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I knew that apart from 1981 bit.

Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... :lol:

There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over.

 

:hiya:

 

Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge.

:lol:

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I knew that apart from 1981 bit.

Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... :lol:

There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over.

 

:hiya:

 

Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge.

 

Not since 1981 :lol:

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I knew that apart from 1981 bit.

Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... :lol:

There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over.

 

:hiya:

 

Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge.

 

Not since 1981 :lol:

The law went out in 81, the last bloke to have his nappa cut of was in 1977, some Algerian in France.

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I knew that apart from 1981 bit.

Ive always wondered how they tested that the headless persons brain can still function for 15 seconds afterwards. Its not possible for Flatliners type research.... :lol:

There's a bit about it on wiki, they'd shout the blokes name "Claude!!" and the eyes would look over.

 

:hiya:

 

Those French Scientists must have been at the cutting edge.

 

Not since 1981 :lol:

The law went out in 81, the last bloke to have his nappa cut of was in 1977, some Algerian in France.

wikipediatastic!

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One for you stevie because your interested in all sorts of shite.

Dunny or dunny can is Australian slang for toilet, either the room or the specific fixture, especially an Outhouse, portacabin or other outdoor toilets. The word is believed to be derived from the much older 'dunnakin' (also spelled 'dunnigin'), possibly from the french word Dunegan meaning privy.

 

Those French, here today guillotine tomorrow.

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The nostrils of a peregrine falcon are spiraled on the inside to slow air intake when it goes into a dive, stops it's brains blowing out the back of it' head i suppose.

 

Rats only live to 12 months apparently

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The nostrils of a peregrine falcon are spiraled on the inside to slow air intake when it goes into a dive, stops it's brains blowing out the back of it' head i suppose.

 

Rats only live to 12 months apparently

 

 

The year of the rat then, <_<

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The nostrils of a peregrine falcon are spiraled on the inside to slow air intake when it goes into a dive, stops it's brains blowing out the back of it' head i suppose.

 

Rats only live to 12 months apparently

One of my ex's who fits the description is now 28 though.

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The nostrils of a peregrine falcon are spiraled on the inside to slow air intake when it goes into a dive, stops it's brains blowing out the back of it' head i suppose.

 

Rats only live to 12 months apparently

One of my ex's who fits the description is now 28 though.

<_<

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if you work in an air conditioned building you breathe in ten litres of other peoples farts in the average shift.

 

That is the only fact you ever need to know, oh and that people who dont look at the paper before flushing are dirty bastards

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The most disgusting people around, are without a doubt, the people who don't wash their hands after going to the loo, be it for a wee or for a poo

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The most disgusting people around, are without a doubt, the people who don't wash their hands after going to the loo, be it for a wee or for a poo

 

Lets not go down that road again eh?

 

 

On the rat one, imagine if they live until say 2 years or over, were over run with the dirty bastards now, god knows what it would be like.

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I've just been sick and my stomach is in knots, but I've not been drinking, eating anything extraordinary or anything else that would usually cause this kind of vomitty grimness.

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I've just been sick and my stomach is in knots, but I've not been drinking, eating anything extraordinary or anything else that would usually cause this kind of vomitty grimness.

Probably should have washed your hands after wiping your arse.

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I've just been sick and my stomach is in knots, but I've not been drinking, eating anything extraordinary or anything else that would usually cause this kind of vomitty grimness.

Probably should have washed your hands after wiping your arse.

Many muslims wash their arse with their hands though.

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I've just been sick and my stomach is in knots, but I've not been drinking, eating anything extraordinary or anything else that would usually cause this kind of vomitty grimness.

Probably should have washed your hands after wiping your arse.

Many muslims wash their arse with their hands though.

What do you use like?

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