Jimbo 175 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1544207.html A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain. Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing. He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments. Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain. "We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 (edited) That story seems way too bizarre to be made up... Edited September 22, 2005 by TheInspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiley 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I winced just reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10089 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 That story seems way too bizarre to be made up... 37614[/snapback] Is "married Romanian farmer" a synonym for "a friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I winced just reading that. 37618[/snapback] Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 All penis accident stories I seem to read involve Romanian men. What is it about men over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I winced just reading that. 37618[/snapback] Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 I winced just reading that. 37618[/snapback] Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. 37638[/snapback] If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I winced just reading that. 37618[/snapback] Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. 37638[/snapback] If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh ! 37644[/snapback] It wasn't that I laughed at particularly It was the whole scenario of this dirty old man stopping to watch his young bit of stuff hanging up the washing and accidently dropping a sack of grain on his knob. It's like a ludicrous Benny Hill sketch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 There was a rumour back in Comp that a lad in the lower years had somehow snapped his cock at Derwent Hill. He was apparently asleep when he got a hard on, rolled over and snapped it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 It can happen. You can also rupture it during vigorous sex. Swells up like a balloon, full of blood. Doesn't bear thinking about does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Pity he isn't built like this bloke cos he'd have a spare (NSFW) Deviant Clip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor_k 1 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Sounds very very painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Poor guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22766 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I winced just reading that. 37618[/snapback] Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. 37638[/snapback] If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh ! 37644[/snapback] I guess it depends whose it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I winced just reading that. 37618[/snapback] Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. 37638[/snapback] If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh ! 37644[/snapback] I guess it depends whose it was. 37747[/snapback] I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3710 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted. Typical! It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted. Typical! It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath??? 37791[/snapback] Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3710 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted. Typical! It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath??? 37791[/snapback] Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! 37792[/snapback] A pre-requisite for what, carrying grain??? That's what got farmer Joeski into trouble in the first place!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted. Typical! It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath??? 37791[/snapback] Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! 37792[/snapback] A pre-requisite for what, carrying grain??? That's what got farmer Joeski into trouble in the first place!!! 37793[/snapback] That made me laugh. Wonder how often Cath needs her bags of grain carried around?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 All penis accident stories I seem to read involve Romanian men. What is it about men over there? 37636[/snapback] very italian Romanian men.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Heard about some Italian bloke who couldn't sleep at night? It was a chicken in the garden that was keeping him awake, so he went outside to cut the chicken's head of, but ended up cutting his penis off, assuming it was the chicken's head. He was over 60 I think anyway, so he didn't have much use for it anyway. Serves him right for trying to chop the chicken's head off... Looks like he doesn't realise the cock, as in chicken looks a tad different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted. Typical! It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath??? 37791[/snapback] Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! 37792[/snapback] A pre-requisite for what, carrying grain??? That's what got farmer Joeski into trouble in the first place!!! 37793[/snapback] That made me laugh. Wonder how often Cath needs her bags of grain carried around?? 37845[/snapback] Hey, I know they're big but..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 (edited) Just looking at the title of this thread is making me grimace. EDIT: so bumping it back to the top of the page probably a mistake in hindsight. Edited September 23, 2005 by Dr Kenneth Noisewater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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