snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Some lass called (something) Porter (not Gail) went to live with some lesbos to see if she 'got the feeling' for some chick love. After a couple of weeks, it seemed as though she was deffo up for a bit, though didn't partake in any bean flicking (she didn't admit to it anyway). Anyway, it proved that lasses can be up for a bit of girly sex if the circumstances are right. Good news for us lads methinks. Now then, which of mrs hips friends should I suggest to the missus?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Fucking hell. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Fucking hell. :) You're repeating yourself today pet No I missed that Snakey, I was at work last night. Even missed the Everton game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Fucking hell. :) Whaaa???? Quality documentary on BBC3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 (edited) Fucking hell. :icon_lol: You're repeating yourself today pet No I missed that Snakey, I was at work last night. Even missed the Everton game I could have taped if for you. You would be reassured that it isn't only you who has these feelings!! And who the fuck would have wanted to watch the Everton game ffs????? EDIT: That was a bad miss by Stills in the dying minutes against Weymouth. Edited February 22, 2008 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Fucking hell. :icon_lol: You're repeating yourself today pet No I missed that Snakey, I was at work last night. Even missed the Everton game I could have taped if for you. You would be reassured that it isn't only you who has these feelings!! And who the fuck would have wanted to watch the Everton game ffs????? EDIT: That was a bad miss by Stills in the dying minutes against Weymouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Fucking hell. :icon_lol: You're repeating yourself today pet No I missed that Snakey, I was at work last night. Even missed the Everton game I could have taped if for you. You would be reassured that it isn't only you who has these feelings!! And who the fuck would have wanted to watch the Everton game ffs????? I watch any football thats on TV I'm pleased to learn I'm not alone with my lesbian tendencies anyhow, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Fucking hell. :icon_lol: You're repeating yourself today pet No I missed that Snakey, I was at work last night. Even missed the Everton game I could have taped if for you. You would be reassured that it isn't only you who has these feelings!! And who the fuck would have wanted to watch the Everton game ffs????? EDIT: That was a bad miss by Stills in the dying minutes against Weymouth. Sills........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Fucking hell. :icon_lol: You're repeating yourself today pet No I missed that Snakey, I was at work last night. Even missed the Everton game I could have taped if for you. You would be reassured that it isn't only you who has these feelings!! And who the fuck would have wanted to watch the Everton game ffs????? EDIT: That was a bad miss by Stills in the dying minutes against Weymouth. Sills........ Sills I'm not a soopafan yet. Still just a grockle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Some lass called (something) Porter (not Gail) went to live with some lesbos to see if she 'got the feeling' for some chick love. After a couple of weeks, it seemed as though she was deffo up for a bit, though didn't partake in any bean flicking (she didn't admit to it anyway). Anyway, it proved that lasses can be up for a bit of girly sex if the circumstances are right. Good news for us lads methinks. Now then, which of mrs hips friends should I suggest to the missus?? Seen the one the night before with her trying to get women to feel comfortable with their body's. She got an open top bus around London and invited women to get on and go topless, loads did. I'm sure Biffa Bacon's mother got on, tits like water balloons and a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp....deary me. She might have been comfortable with her set up but i certainly wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Some lass called (something) Porter (not Gail) went to live with some lesbos to see if she 'got the feeling' for some chick love. After a couple of weeks, it seemed as though she was deffo up for a bit, though didn't partake in any bean flicking (she didn't admit to it anyway). Anyway, it proved that lasses can be up for a bit of girly sex if the circumstances are right. Good news for us lads methinks. Now then, which of mrs hips friends should I suggest to the missus?? Seen the one the night before with her trying to get women to feel comfortable with their body's. She got an open top bus around London and invited women to get on and go topless, loads did. I'm sure Biffa Bacon's mother got on, tits like water balloons and a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp....deary me. She might have been comfortable with her set up but i certainly wasn't. I watched that as well. Some of the horrors on that bus - JEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Mr. and Mrs. Hips on a day out in Armstrong Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Fucking hell. :icon_lol: You're repeating yourself today pet No I missed that Snakey, I was at work last night. Even missed the Everton game I could have taped if for you. You would be reassured that it isn't only you who has these feelings!! And who the fuck would have wanted to watch the Everton game ffs????? EDIT: That was a bad miss by Stills in the dying minutes against Weymouth. Sills........ Sills I'm not a soopafan yet. Still just a grockle Aw, we need all the fans we can get Snakey, grockles an all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Some lass called (something) Porter (not Gail) went to live with some lesbos to see if she 'got the feeling' for some chick love. After a couple of weeks, it seemed as though she was deffo up for a bit, though didn't partake in any bean flicking (she didn't admit to it anyway). I did actually. Recognised most of the Soho locations, to my shame, and my fella had the most terrifying night of his life in that Candy Bar place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Mr. and Mrs. Hips on a day out in Armstrong Park. :) And here's me thinking I looked cool with me baseball cap on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Some lass called (something) Porter (not Gail) went to live with some lesbos to see if she 'got the feeling' for some chick love. After a couple of weeks, it seemed as though she was deffo up for a bit, though didn't partake in any bean flicking (she didn't admit to it anyway). I did actually. Recognised most of the Soho locations, to my shame, and my fella had the most terrifying night of his life in that Candy Bar place. Was that your first date like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Some lass called (something) Porter (not Gail) went to live with some lesbos to see if she 'got the feeling' for some chick love. After a couple of weeks, it seemed as though she was deffo up for a bit, though didn't partake in any bean flicking (she didn't admit to it anyway). I did actually. Recognised most of the Soho locations, to my shame, and my fella had the most terrifying night of his life in that Candy Bar place. Was that in Brighton or London. The one where she had the shorts on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Some lass called (something) Porter (not Gail) went to live with some lesbos to see if she 'got the feeling' for some chick love. After a couple of weeks, it seemed as though she was deffo up for a bit, though didn't partake in any bean flicking (she didn't admit to it anyway). I did actually. Recognised most of the Soho locations, to my shame, and my fella had the most terrifying night of his life in that Candy Bar place. Was that in Brighton or London. The one where she had the shorts on?? London, assuming it's the same place I'm thinking of anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Some lass called (something) Porter (not Gail) went to live with some lesbos to see if she 'got the feeling' for some chick love. After a couple of weeks, it seemed as though she was deffo up for a bit, though didn't partake in any bean flicking (she didn't admit to it anyway). I did actually. Recognised most of the Soho locations, to my shame, and my fella had the most terrifying night of his life in that Candy Bar place. Was that in Brighton or London. The one where she had the shorts on?? London, assuming it's the same place I'm thinking of anyway! I'm guessing he went into the toilets at some moment and got/saw more than he bargained for (going by what they were saying on the prog) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I think it was just the all-pervading atmosphere of heavily charged fishsex. That and being stared at by a group of militant dykes insistent on no boys ever accompanying their female friends into the place. It's a nice friendly scene really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 I think it was just the all-pervading atmosphere of heavily charged fishsex. That and being stared at by a group of militant dykes insistent on no boys ever accompanying their female friends into the place. It's a nice friendly scene really. I wondered what the consensus of feelings in the gay community would be when one of the gay lasses claimed that gay relationships were as bad (possibly worse) than some wife-battering heterosexual relationships. She might have just been referring to lesbian relationships - I can't be certain exactly. It seemed a bit of a sweeping statement to me and one, I guess, was just a wee bitty over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I wondered what the consensus of feelings in the gay community would be when one of the gay lasses claimed that gay relationships were as bad (possibly worse) than some wife-battering heterosexual relationships. She might have just been referring to lesbian relationships - I can't be certain exactly. It seemed a bit of a sweeping statement to me and one, I guess, was just a wee bitty over the top. It's hard to say. I agree with what one of the lasses said, in that there's definitely an element of thinking we're "better" than straight couples when it comes to violent relationships, and yet there've been plenty of exposés in the gay press etc. that seem to suggest otherwise. And it stands to reason that the stereotypical "bitch/butch" relationship model (for gay men and lesbians alike) would give rise to the kind of power discrepancies that might engender violent behaviour in certain types of people or certain circumstances. Can't really judge it myself though - most of the gay (and straight) couples I know seem functional enough, or hide it well if they're not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 I wondered what the consensus of feelings in the gay community would be when one of the gay lasses claimed that gay relationships were as bad (possibly worse) than some wife-battering heterosexual relationships. She might have just been referring to lesbian relationships - I can't be certain exactly. It seemed a bit of a sweeping statement to me and one, I guess, was just a wee bitty over the top. It's hard to say. I agree with what one of the lasses said, in that there's definitely an element of thinking we're "better" than straight couples when it comes to violent relationships, and yet there've been plenty of exposés in the gay press etc. that seem to suggest otherwise. And it stands to reason that the stereotypical "bitch/butch" relationship model (for gay men and lesbians alike) would give rise to the kind of power discrepancies that might engender violent behaviour in certain types of people or certain circumstances. Can't really judge it myself though - most of the gay (and straight) couples I know seem functional enough, or hide it well if they're not... Exactly, Meenz. Lord knows how many people are suffering at the hands of the ones they 'love'. If only we knew. I thought it was really enlightening when the Porter girl dressed up as a 'man'. When she had the lemon in her pants she almost became a bloke and demonstrated remarkably well what a lot of us blokes are subconsciously feeling i.e. that our cock goes a long way to dictate (no pun) our feelings/actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Aye, the point about having your bits outside your body changing the way you behave is one I've seen before, but it was well demonstrated. I do hope she didn't put that lemon back in the kitchen afterwards though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Aye, the point about having your bits outside your body changing the way you behave is one I've seen before, but it was well demonstrated. I do hope she didn't put that lemon back in the kitchen afterwards though. Some of us might care for a bit of extra flavour in our Cuba Libres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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