Gazza

[wykikitoon 20693]

48 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

some of those stories have got to be bullshit, or embellished after years of holding court in the pub, he can't remember what actually happened anymore. the one about the ostrich ffs - how's he persuaded a zoo to lend him an ostrich for they day, let alone coaxed it into the back of his car ffs

You can hear them go quiet and it's an embarrassing quiet as if 'h' way gazza lad that didn't happen did it? '

 

Big Meeks pissing himself at the end' oh you're an inspiration Gazza I love you '

 

Inspirational? Really? 

[Holden McGroin 6777]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

some of those stories have got to be bullshit, or embellished after years of holding court in the pub, he can't remember what actually happened anymore. the one about the ostrich ffs - how's he persuaded a zoo to lend him an ostrich for they day, let alone coaxed it into the back of his car ffs

 

Apparently it's true. Ive heard the it before (Not from Gazza)

[Holden McGroin 6777]

The lion story in Africa sounds a bit dodgy though. He was so pissed he thought it was puppy.  

[Dr Gloom 22129]

12 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Apparently it's true. Ive heard the it before (Not from Gazza)

 

maybe he somehow got an ostrich to the training ground.

 

but he randomly collected the ostrich from the zoo, stuffed it into the back of his car and drove it there himself? howay man

[Holden McGroin 6777]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

maybe he somehow got an ostrich to the training ground.

 

but he randomly collected the ostrich from the zoo, stuffed it into the back of his car and drove it there himself? howay man

 

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/paul-gascoigne-terry-venables-ostrich-31530843

[wykikitoon 20693]

100% true then if its in the Star 😂

[Holden McGroin 6777]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

100% true then if its in the Star 😂

😂 I’m not sure even the Daily Star could make up direct quotes from Paul Stewart.

[Monkeys Fist 43035]

Reading that, it’s more likely to have been a young emu. 
 

No chance you’d get an ostrich in a bag 

 

Also, there’s a picture of an emu, labelled as an ostrich 

[Gemmill 45982]

 

 

 

 

 

[Alex 35565]

11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Reading that, it’s more likely to have been a young emu. 
 

No chance you’d get an ostrich in a bag 

 

Also, there’s a picture of an emu, labelled as an ostrich 

Before I’d even read it I thought it must’ve been a rhea or emu from a petting zoo. They’re big, obviously, but ostriches are fucking huge, man  

[MMXXVIII 1295]

Was it not just Jack Charlton?

[The Fish 10962]

On 08/06/2024 at 07:38, Alex said:

Before I’d even read it I thought it must’ve been a rhea or emu from a petting zoo. They’re big, obviously, but ostriches are fucking huge, man  

Chris is a lercal lad after all

[RobElliott 1560]

We should get the expert cunts on RTG to confirm if it is an Ostrich or an emu, or a kittiwake.

[ohhh_yeah 2991]

 

 

"At Rangers I’m welcomed in every way. Whereas at Tottenham, I asked for a couple of tickets and they said ‘that’ll be £400 each.’ I was like, wow, with all I did for that club? When they play Spurs, I'll be a Rangers fan."

 

[wykikitoon 20693]

Sorry to scare people! 

 

https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/sport/24774326.paul-gascoigne-reveals-declined-york-city-job-interview/

 

 

[Alex 35565]

Not sure that ‘scoop’ was worth bumping the thread for