Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6917 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 My mate is a driving instructor and one of his "pupils" made a right mess of his bumper last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7308 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 One of my mates side swiped 3 parked cars. The instructor obviously didnt feel the need to apply the brakes after the first one and then had the cheek to try and charge him for the repairs! Occupational Hazard methinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Nope. But I did somehow drift lanes. Got bollocked for not indicating. I never did tell him that I didnt even mean to move let alone indicate... Â Made the HUGE mistake of take my ex for a lesson in her new car. She scraped a parked car by driving too close and then had a go at me for shouting at her. It was like, "Move over a bit"..... "Move over for that car man" .... "FUCKING MOVE" ... *EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKRRRRRRRR* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 I see Mr. Hips is about to post. Probably going to show us a picture of his first car, well Snakey I'll save you the bother old chap. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. Â You'll find oot soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 My mother learned to drive aged about 60. The old man took her up to Morpeth and back (with my mother driving). All the way there and all the way back - no problems. Except when she turned into the lane next to their house at the end of the journey! My mam hit the wall, smashing the car up and taking out the garden wall at the side of the house! Â During one of my sisters' driving TEST, the examiner said, 'Please pull over. In the interest of public safety I am terminating this test.' :icon_lol: He got out the car and fucked off back to the examination centre and my sister had to wait for her driving instructor to get back to her. :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I see Mr. Hips is about to post. Probably going to show us a picture of his first car, well Snakey I'll save you the bother old chap. Â Â More RobW really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 My mother learned to drive aged about 60. The old man took her up to Morpeth and back (with my mother driving). All the way there and all the way back - no problems. Except when she turned into the lane next to their house at the end of the journey! My mam hit the wall, smashing the car up and taking out the garden wall at the side of the house! Â During one of my sisters' driving TEST, the examiner said, 'Please pull over. In the interest of public safety I am terminating this test.' :icon_lol: He got out the car and fucked off back to the examination centre and my sister had to wait for her driving instructor to get back to her. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Nope. But I did somehow drift lanes. Got bollocked for not indicating. I never did tell him that I didnt even mean to move let alone indicate... Made the HUGE mistake of take my ex for a lesson in her new car. She scraped a parked car by driving too close and then had a go at me for shouting at her. It was like, "Move over a bit"..... "Move over for that car man" .... "FUCKING MOVE" ... *EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKRRRRRRRR*  JawD's ex...   After the emergency stop in my first test I pulled off in reverse.  I passed second time around though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. Â You'll find oot soon enough. Wasn't my fault i got shunted from behind when I was stationary and in 3rd gear at a roundabout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I got hit from behind at a junction during a driving lesson as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. Â You'll find oot soon enough. Wasn't my fault i got shunted from behind when I was stationary and in 3rd gear at a roundabout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. Â You'll find oot soon enough. Wasn't my fault i got shunted from behind when I was stationary and in 3rd gear at a roundabout You started cleaning up yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. Â You'll find oot soon enough. Wasn't my fault i got shunted from behind when I was stationary and in 3rd gear at a roundabout You started cleaning up yet Done it straight away man. I didn't stall I took action, something you should take note of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. Â You'll find oot soon enough. Wasn't my fault i got shunted from behind when I was stationary and in 3rd gear at a roundabout You started cleaning up yet Done it straight away man. I didn't stall I took action, something you should take note of. Just wait until I get my "Pink wings." Besty is on a driving lesson atm with the same instructor, after the little accident I had me instructor went, "Cant wait to tell Michael whats happened" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Girl 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I was on my test came out of test centre at Long Benton - came up to Four Lanes End round about and was going right down towards where the Rocket used to be. The lights were on amber so i stopped and applied my handbreak, next thing i knew someone went into the back of me moving my car about a foot, the examiner was funny was explaining what I would have to do if I was ever in that situation again (which I havent been) we had to walk back to the test centre as test was aborted was bloody freezing. The other driver admitted that it was her fault as she turned round to talk to one of her kids in the back of the car. Had my next test bout two week later and passed with flying colours :-) that was 7 year ago last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Nope. But I did somehow drift lanes. Got bollocked for not indicating. I never did tell him that I didnt even mean to move let alone indicate... Made the HUGE mistake of take my ex for a lesson in her new car. She scraped a parked car by driving too close and then had a go at me for shouting at her. It was like, "Move over a bit"..... "Move over for that car man" .... "FUCKING MOVE" ... *EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKRRRRRRRR*  JawD's ex...   After the emergency stop in my first test I pulled off in reverse.  I passed second time around though.  Oi! My ex didnt wear geps    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not crashed like but got pulled over by the filth on me test! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) I was on my test came out of test centre at Long Benton - came up to Four Lanes End round about and was going right down towards where the Rocket used to be. The lights were on amber so i stopped and applied my handbreak, next thing i knew someone went into the back of me moving my car about a foot, the examiner was funny was explaining what I would have to do if I was ever in that situation again (which I havent been) we had to walk back to the test centre as test was aborted was bloody freezing. The other driver admitted that it was her fault as she turned round to talk to one of her kids in the back of the car. Had my next test bout two week later and passed with flying colours :-) that was 7 year ago last week   Women... Edited February 21, 2008 by Besty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not crashed like but got pulled over by the filth on me test! Directions for use: To be taken with a pinch of salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Not crashed like but got pulled over by the filth on me test! Directions for use: To be taken with a pinch of salt. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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