Toonraider 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong. I just got that. Nobody else has though. I got it the instant I read it which is a surprise! Very good HF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong. I just got that. Nobody else has though. But surely it is cowardy custard and not cowardly custard ? In which case both the attempted joke and your ackowledgement are ridiculously amateurish whims. Young 'uns these days!! No. 'Cowardy' isn't a word. I think hips is right actually, come to think of it. Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Also not actual words, you'll note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong. I just got that. Nobody else has though. But surely it is cowardy custard and not cowardly custard ? In which case both the attempted joke and your ackowledgement are ridiculously amateurish whims. Young 'uns these days!! No. 'Cowardy' isn't a word. I think hips is right actually, come to think of it. Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Also not actual words, you'll note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7336 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Can we just clarify? Youre going to sit in the cafe all weekend, not to give him a good hiding for having a go at your missus, but to 'See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me'. So if he is there youre just going to sit and stare at him in a scary way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Can we just clarify? Youre going to sit in the cafe all weekend, not to give him a good hiding for having a go at your missus, but to 'See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me'. So if he is there youre just going to sit and stare at him in a scary way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Can we just clarify? Youre going to sit in the cafe all weekend, not to give him a good hiding for having a go at your missus, but to 'See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me'. So if he is there youre just going to sit and stare at him in a scary way? That's exactly what I thought when I read the post. Better to go and have a word with him if one is upset with him. Threaten him with an Asda bagel if he doesn't lighten up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Can we just clarify? Youre going to sit in the cafe all weekend, not to give him a good hiding for having a go at your missus, but to 'See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me'. So if he is there youre just going to sit and stare at him in a scary way? That's exactly what I thought when I read the post. Better to go and have a word with him if one is upset with him. Threaten him with an Asda bagel if he doesn't lighten up! While he's in Morrisons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Can we just clarify? Youre going to sit in the cafe all weekend, not to give him a good hiding for having a go at your missus, but to 'See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me'. So if he is there youre just going to sit and stare at him in a scary way? That's exactly what I thought when I read the post. Better to go and have a word with him if one is upset with him. Threaten him with an Asda bagel if he doesn't lighten up! While he's in Morrisons? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thread pedantry about to breach tolerance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thread pedantry about to breach tolerance. Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thread pedantry about to breach tolerance. Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. tbf Smooth was wrong, but let's not split hairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) Thread pedantry about to breach tolerance. Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. tbf Smooth was wrong, but let's not split hairs. You both were. If we're being pedantic. Which we are. Edited February 21, 2008 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thread pedantry about to breach tolerance. Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. tbf Smooth was wrong, but let's not split hairs. You both were. If we're being pedantic. Which we are. If we're really being pedantic, Smooth wasn't at all. I took the hit for the sake of a pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thread pedantry about to breach tolerance. Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. tbf Smooth was wrong, but let's not split hairs. You both were. If we're being pedantic. Which we are. If we're really being pedantic, Smooth wasn't at all. I took the hit for the sake of a pun. ...which only I got. not that Alex is bitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thread pedantry about to breach tolerance. Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. tbf Smooth was wrong, but let's not split hairs. You both were. If we're being pedantic. Which we are. If we're really being pedantic, Smooth wasn't at all. I took the hit for the sake of a pun. If we're being really, really pedantic. You passed the buck for the sake of a pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thread pedantry about to breach tolerance. Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. tbf Smooth was wrong, but let's not split hairs. You both were. If we're being pedantic. Which we are. If we're really being pedantic, Smooth wasn't at all. I took the hit for the sake of a pun. ...which only I got. not that Alex is bitter. Oh, I got the shiny bonce dig alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 I get in their quite a bit during the week, what's he look like? I'll flick peas at him. Quite small (bit taller than Wacky) black hair, bolding, canny fat, could be dragging around a wrinkly mother with a walking stcik. Fucking reeks. Don't waste your peas on him he's not worth it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Can we just clarify? Youre going to sit in the cafe all weekend, not to give him a good hiding for having a go at your missus, but to 'See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me'. So if he is there youre just going to sit and stare at him in a scary way? Let me clear this up. I'm gonna pop in get a couple of things and get a cuppa and read the paper about lunchtime, now if this cunt comes in I'll approach him and tell him in no uncertain terms that if he confronts her again I'll hoy the fucka of byker bridge. Now I pretty much guarentee he'll slope back in his chair and hope the ground swallows him up as he did when I pulled about the swearing. Now if the twat does respond to my disliking then there's no telling what might happen. Pud you're welcome to come and take photos. And judging my the plight of him it looks like he's lived with his mother his whole life, wouldn't be surprised if he's fucking her tbh, I can't recall seeing any thumbs either!! Inbred bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Entrapment ZOMG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Can we just clarify? Youre going to sit in the cafe all weekend, not to give him a good hiding for having a go at your missus, but to 'See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me'. So if he is there youre just going to sit and stare at him in a scary way? Let me clear this up. I'm gonna pop in get a couple of things and get a cuppa and read the paper about lunchtime, now if this cunt comes in I'll approach him and tell him in no uncertain terms that if he confronts her again I'll hoy the fucka of byker bridge. Now I pretty much guarentee he'll slope back in his chair and hope the ground swallows him up as he did when I pulled about the swearing. Now if the twat does respond to my disliking then there's no telling what might happen. Pud you're welcome to come and take photos. And judging my the plight of him it looks like he's lived with his mother his whole life, wouldn't be surprised if he's fucking her tbh, I can't recall seeing any thumbs either!! Inbred bastard. I'd be foaming too if I was you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Can we just clarify? Youre going to sit in the cafe all weekend, not to give him a good hiding for having a go at your missus, but to 'See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me'. So if he is there youre just going to sit and stare at him in a scary way? Let me clear this up. I'm gonna pop in get a couple of things and get a cuppa and read the paper about lunchtime, now if this cunt comes in I'll approach him and tell him in no uncertain terms that if he confronts her again I'll hoy the fucka of byker bridge. Now I pretty much guarentee he'll slope back in his chair and hope the ground swallows him up as he did when I pulled about the swearing. Now if the twat does respond to my disliking then there's no telling what might happen. Pud you're welcome to come and take photos. And judging my the plight of him it looks like he's lived with his mother his whole life, wouldn't be surprised if he's fucking her tbh, I can't recall seeing any thumbs either!! Inbred bastard. I'd be foaming too if I was you like. Good to know I'm not over-reacting!! Thought J69 was gonna ring the busies!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Already has tbh, watch your back in Mojo's, loads of CID watching for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I'm in there tomorrow on my lunch SO, I'll bluetooth him a picure of my cock. Then run away. Best I can do other than the pea flicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm in there tomorrow on my lunch SO, I'll bluetooth him a picure of my cock. Then run away. Best I can do other than the pea flicking. It's probably best if i send u a pic of my cock and then u can bluetooth that on. Right whats's your number!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm in there tomorrow on my lunch SO, I'll bluetooth him a picure of my cock. Then run away. Best I can do other than the pea flicking. It's probably best if i send u a pic of my cock and then u can bluetooth that on. Right whats's your number!?! But everyone's already got a pic of your cock!! Mrs hips wasn't impressed mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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