Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I posted the following in a recent thread called Losing your temper: Then having some lunch in Byker Morrison's (asking for trouble really) a bloke about 50 was with mother who was pushing 80, he was shouting all kinds of abuse at her as she struglled to sit down with her walking stick. He continued his tirade using some of the most colourful language even I have heard in a long time. So seeing all the kids (including mine) sitting around I went up to him and told him to stop the language and there would be nee bother. He goes, aye there'll be nee fucking bother here like son! So I tell him him if he doesn't stop I'll take him out to the car park and kick the shit out the fucka! Now this is not like me at all, going to ask him to chill out of the language fair enough but threatening to kick shit out of him is alarming!! Now the bairn and her mother were in Morrison's for their lunch yesterday and this same fucka happened to be there and he came over to her and said, "Tell your bloke if he ever comes up to me in a restaurant again and tells me to stop swearing I'll do him"!!! She told him to piss off, and if the bairns grandma had of been there rather than in the queue for food he would have got a lot worse. Cowardly fucking prick, I'm going down there for my lunch on saturday and sunday to catch this prick. Will only be ordering a cuppa like cos the food is fucking rank! See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me, fucking doubt it. Twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=18414 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I get in their quite a bit during the week, what's he look like? I'll flick peas at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Can you imagine this, theres gonna be pensioners specials flying everywhere! Actually if he's done this in front of your bairn then you're well within your rights to have a few unambiguous words in his shell like when your little 'un isn't around. Nips it in the bud a lot better than it being potentially played out again when you're in there with the nipper in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong. I just got that. Nobody else has though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Just a little one. A bloke of 50 has sons of 25 - 30. Also Byker he could have fucking loads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong. I just got that. Nobody else has though. Cowardly custard. Thought everyone got it. But only you laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong. I just got that. Nobody else has though. Cowardly custard. Thought everyone got it. But only you laughed. haha...39 minutes! It'll be the Times Cryptic next I expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I got it straight away, ok shithead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Do one you bald custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Kiss my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 You should get your lass one of them 'fists on a stick' thing for her own protection. I tried to google a picture for you but this was all I could find I'm afraid Fist on a stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 You should get your lass one of them 'fists on a stick' thing for her own protection. I tried to google a picture for you but this was all I could find I'm afraid Fist on a stick Thats out of Puds top drawer you liar Do the bastard SMO, drag the cunt into the tinned isle and use his head as a tin opener on a Fray Bentos. On the other hand though, you get all you ask for even going in Byker Morrisons, even I don't shop or eat there and I was dragged up around the area. P.S don't come crying to me on Saturday if you get fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 You should get your lass one of them 'fists on a stick' thing for her own protection. I tried to google a picture for you but this was all I could find I'm afraid Fist on a stick Thats out of Puds top drawer you liar Lol I know, it's still got the xmas tag on aswell - To Pud love Wacky xxx Did you keep the receipt? I think one of them extra long shoe horn things would be better Do they still have the 'Bent Bargains' bin in Morrisons, I'd tie him up with one of those bungie rope things and wedge him in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 You can get portable tasers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 You can get portable tasers. What use would a static one be like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 You can get portable tasers. What use would a static one be like? Front garden gun turrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 You can get portable tasers. What use would a static one be like? There's a shit, electricity-based pun in there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 A handbag full of hand (bag) granades would teach him a lesson too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Bum him in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong. I just got that. Nobody else has though. But surely it is cowardy custard and not cowardly custard ? In which case both the attempted joke and your ackowledgement are ridiculously amateurish whims. Young 'uns these days!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 (edited) I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong. I just got that. Nobody else has though. But surely it is cowardy custard and not cowardly custard ? In which case both the attempted joke and your ackowledgement are ridiculously amateurish whims. Young 'uns these days!! No. 'Cowardy' isn't a word. Edited February 20, 2008 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Neither is Custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i think he ment to type cunt tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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