Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I'm going to fuck her brains out and suck her tits dry and thats all she's getting...well maybe a begrudged card as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Aye, Cava for the Charvas. I quite like Cava though. I like Prosecco if truth be told. Obviously wouldnt have the brass neck to palm it off as a Valentine's gift like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 (edited) Aye, Cava for the Charvas. I quite like Cava though. I like Prosecco if truth be told. Obviously wouldnt have the brass neck to palm it off as a Valentine's gift like. Hoy a bit of Creme de Cassis in it and it's all good. Not for a Valentine's Day gift, as you say. My favourite cheap bubbly is the the Hardy's Stamp Pinot Noir / Chardonnay though. Just like the real thing. Edited February 13, 2008 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I wonder if Billy's gonna make his lass another CD this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I wonder if Billy's gonna make his lass another CD this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2824 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I have no-one so there's nothing for me to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 My mate's wife has just read his bank statement and caught him sending a dozen roses to this bit in Walkergate. Ouch! Do u know me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 My mate's wife has just read his bank statement and caught him sending a dozen roses to this bit in Walkergate. Ouch! Do u know me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I have no-one so there's nothing for me to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I wonder if Billy's gonna make his lass another CD this year? Bet he has! Silly Hallmark holiday-I'd rather mine continue on being the outstanding guy he is on the other 364 days rather than Prince Charming on Valentine's and a complete twat the rest of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I have no-one so there's nothing for me to do. What are you doing for your girlfriend, Rico? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Which one? I got ho's in different area codes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Which one? I got ho's in different area codes me. There is an obvious mother joke there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Which one? I got ho's in different area codes me. fuck off Emo child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I wonder if Billy's gonna make his lass another CD this year? Bet he has! Silly Hallmark holiday-I'd rather mine continue on being the outstanding guy he is on the other 364 days rather than Prince Charming on Valentine's and a complete twat the rest of the year. Spooky!!! Was just wondrin' where you had got (gotten - there's some American for you ) to. How's you ? btw - let me know if the card and (expensive) lingerie I sent arrives tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I wonder if Billy's gonna make his lass another CD this year? Bet he has! Silly Hallmark holiday-I'd rather mine continue on being the outstanding guy he is on the other 364 days rather than Prince Charming on Valentine's and a complete twat the rest of the year. Spooky!!! Was just wondrin' where you had got (gotten - there's some American for you ) to. How's you ? btw - let me know if the card and (expensive) lingerie I sent arrives tomorrow :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Queue Verlaine writing a song entitled "Song for <insert girl's name here>" The best gift you could give any potential girlfriend is the promise of retirement from songwriting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Queue Verlaine writing a song entitled "Song for <insert girl's name here>" The best gift you could give any potential girlfriend is the promise of retirement from songwriting. Cue, fyi. What are you getting your girlfriend, thompers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Queue Verlaine writing a song entitled "Song for <insert girl's name here>" The best gift you could give any potential girlfriend is the promise of retirement from songwriting. Cue, fyi. What are you getting your girlfriend, thompers? Nothing. Possibly take her for a meal at the weekend, but because I'm hungry, not because I love her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Queue Verlaine writing a song entitled "Song for <insert girl's name here>" The best gift you could give any potential girlfriend is the promise of retirement from songwriting. Cue, fyi. What are you getting your girlfriend, thompers? Nothing. Possibly take her for a meal at the weekend, but because I'm hungry, not because I love her. You'd shit your pants if she saw this thread, regardless of how manly you're trying to appear in front of the grown ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Have bought the roses, the bottle of bubbly and some chocs. Have a half day in lieu tomorrow so I'm off to spend the weekend with her. Traffic permitting will get there early and do the normal thing of get her house key off her at work and let myself in. By the time she gets home, the meal should just about be ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Have bought the roses, the bottle of bubbly and some chocs. Have a half day in lieu tomorrow so I'm off to spend the weekend with her. Traffic permitting will get there early and do the normal thing of get her house key off her at work and let myself in. By the time she gets home, the meal should just about be ready. That's really sweet. Mind, I didn't register the "get her house key off her" bit at first, so I had visions of her coming home, thinking she had an intruder and attacking you with a mace spray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Queue Verlaine writing a song entitled "Song for <insert girl's name here>" The best gift you could give any potential girlfriend is the promise of retirement from songwriting. Cue, fyi. What are you getting your girlfriend, thompers? Nothing. Possibly take her for a meal at the weekend, but because I'm hungry, not because I love her. You'd shit your pants if she saw this thread, regardless of how manly you're trying to appear in front of the grown ups. He did say he loves her mind pafuckles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Have a half day in lieu tomorrow so I'm off to spend the weekend with her. Traffic permitting will get there early and do the normal thing of get her house key off her at work and let myself in. By the time she gets home, the meal should just about be ready. It's the things like that..... LOL Mr. Hips... sorry. Life's been a bit more mad than usual although I have lurked here off and on, just didn't post. And thanks in advance for the lovely gift- I'll be sure to let you know they've arrived and send pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Have bought the roses, the bottle of bubbly and some chocs. Have a half day in lieu tomorrow so I'm off to spend the weekend with her. Traffic permitting will get there early and do the normal thing of get her house key off her at work and let myself in. By the time she gets home, the meal should just about be ready. Microchips are fucking ace like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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