How Much Do You Hate Sunderland?

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

You were banned for your weekly Yids/Pakis rants. You came back 2 weeks later and nowt was said. Pretty much set the bar for what will be accepted on the board so I gave up picking people up on their casual racism.

Show me one post where I ranted against jewish or Pakistani people. If you can't, and you won't be able to, fuckin pipe down you cunt.

[farnie1993 0]

You were banned for your weekly Yids/Pakis rants. You came back 2 weeks later and nowt was said. Pretty much set the bar for what will be accepted on the board so I gave up picking people up on their casual racism.

Show me one post where I ranted against jewish or Pakistani people. If you can't, and you won't be able to, fuckin pipe down you cunt.

Rules also state refraining from the big C word

[Kid Dynamite 7169]

You were banned for your weekly Yids/Pakis rants. You came back 2 weeks later and nowt was said. Pretty much set the bar for what will be accepted on the board so I gave up picking people up on their casual racism.

Show me one post where I ranted against jewish or Pakistani people. If you can't, and you won't be able to, fuckin pipe down you cunt.

 

They got deleted around the same time you got banned iirc

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

You were banned for your weekly Yids/Pakis rants. You came back 2 weeks later and nowt was said. Pretty much set the bar for what will be accepted on the board so I gave up picking people up on their casual racism.

Show me one post where I ranted against jewish or Pakistani people. If you can't, and you won't be able to, fuckin pipe down you cunt.

 

They got deleted around the same time you got banned iirc

Total nob. Nothing more can be said.

[JawD 99]

TT: If you want to joinToontastic, you have to really hate the Mackems.

Curious Yank: I do!

TT: Oh yeah, how much?

Curious Yank: A lot!

TT: Right, you're in.

[Howmanheyman 33828]

There was a shift full of mackems where I used to work, all the other shifts were Geordies. Only one of the mackems went to the games and you could have banter with him and he took the stick as well as gave it, (this was the season where Emre scored the free kick), the rest seemed decent enough lads apart from one old cunt, (and cunt he was), the man was the most bitter fucker I've ever met, a typical greeting with him on shift handover;

 

Me: "Alreet Jimmy, how's it running? Have you fucked the job yet?"

 

Him: "they-as fucking shit ahl over Shey-rahs and Milburns statues, pigeon shit ahl over it"

 

Real biting satire stuff he came out with, like.

 

 

The fucker was incapable of speaking without coming out with stuff like this, the man was poison and bitter as fuck about everything to do about Newcastle and I mean bitter. Turns out he was called 'Wallsend Jim' in his younger days as he was born there before moving down to Wearside as a kid and must have took some stick. It must have grated, that and the small man syndrome, he was scarred for life with it. His son worked there too and was a Man U fan, nearly got my mate sacked as they went outside after doing overtime with them and putting up with their shit patter all night.

 

One thing I noticed about the non-match going couldn't-give-a-fuck-about-football mackems, the odd time we took a bad defeat they gained a sudden interest in football, like I said though, they weren't too bad in general, I've found most Sunderland fans I've worked with since aren't too bad especially the ones who go to all the games, they usually give it but take it.

 

As an aside, I worked over in Felling for a couple of years and the amount of Non-Mackem Sunderland fans there genuinely surprised me, one lad I knew supported them but detested mackems and he wasn't alone. Strange.

[Asprilla 96]

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.

 

 

...and it's much more irritating to them too.

[Kid Dynamite 7169]

Just to wind Stevie up a bit more, I cant say I actually 'Hate' Mackems. I'm with Asprilla in that I'm pretty indifferent. Despite living in Durham I can count on one hand the number of times I have been to Sunderland. My grandad is a Sunderland fan and he used to go to St James on the days Sunderland were playing away. He just loves football and wants all North East teams to do well.

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

There was a shift full of mackems where I used to work, all the other shifts were Geordies. Only one of the mackems went to the games and you could have banter with him and he took the stick as well as gave it, (this was the season where Emre scored the free kick), the rest seemed decent enough lads apart from one old cunt, (and cunt he was), the man was the most bitter fucker I've ever met, a typical greeting with him on shift handover;

 

Me: "Alreet Jimmy, how's it running? Have you fucked the job yet?"

Him: "they-as fucking shit ahl over Shey-rahs and Milburns statues, pigeon shit ahl over it"

Real biting satire stuff he came out with, like.

 

 

The fucker was incapable of speaking without coming out with stuff like this, the man was poison and bitter as fuck about everything to do about Newcastle and I mean bitter. Turns out he was called 'Wallsend Jim' in his younger days as he was born there before moving down to Wearside as a kid and must have took some stick. It must have grated, that and the small man syndrome, he was scarred for life with it. His son worked there too and was a Man U fan, nearly got my mate sacked as they went outside after doing overtime with them and putting up with their shit patter all night.

 

One thing I noticed about the non-match going couldn't-give-a-fuck-about-football mackems, the odd time we took a bad defeat they gained a sudden interest in football, like I said though, they weren't too bad in general, I've found most Sunderland fans I've worked with since aren't too bad especially the ones who go to all the games, they usually give it but take it.

 

As an aside, I worked over in Felling for a couple of years and the amount of Non-Mackem Sunderland fans there genuinely surprised me, one lad I knew supported them but detested mackems and he wasn't alone. Strange.

I love phonetic piss taking of the mackem accent really makes me laugh. I'm sure we take the piss out of how they talk a lot more than the other way round. Thge only time any mackems took the piss out of how I talk was a lass who used to abuse my pronunciation of trainers. She'd gan "trainaaaz? it's not trainaaaz, just so-ah ya know-ah its trayanuzzzz!"

[Guest alex]

You almost have to feel sorry for the really bitter ones. I've met a fair few who are good lads too though and I'd rather discuss football with a knowledgeable one than some of the mongs us and every other club has. Goes without saying I suppose. Had a similar experience as Howmanheyman really. I particularly remember a few twats coming out the woodwork when they had the 'NE top dogs' period under Reid when they came 7th twice (and could've finished higher tbf). Have to agree with the comments about the accent like, it's horrible imo.

[Tom 14013]

I had to spend a night in Sunderland once.

 

The crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option; it was that or one of there B&Bs. I figured it’d be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Mackems in their natural habitat, and it weren’t pretty. I’d seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Wearside breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take ‘em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on Cheesy chips. I ain’t never going back… not never.

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

You almost have to feel sorry for the really bitter ones. I've met a fair few who are good lads too though and I'd rather discuss football with a knowledgeable one than some of the mongs us and every other club has. Goes without saying I suppose. Had a similar experience as Howmanheyman really. I particularly remember a few twats coming out the woodwork when they had the 'NE top dogs' period under Reid when they came 7th twice (and could've finished higher tbf). Have to agree with the comments about the accent like, it's horrible imo.

Me dad used to work for AMEC (pRESSIES) on The Tyne in the 90's, the day we played Spurs when we could've won the league that day. He came down from his crane and a mackems was cheering a gritting his teeth like he'd won the lottery right in his face, why? Cos Jason Dozzell had just put Spurs ahead, I said to me dad, that if that was me I would've stamped on his mackem head, and I would.

[manc-mag 1]

You all sound the same btw.

[ChezGiven 0]

You all sound the same btw.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet.

[manc-mag 1]

You all sound the same btw.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet.

 

It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough.

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

You all sound the same btw.

You sound more like dippers than we do mackems, and you do.

[Howmanheyman 33828]

You almost have to feel sorry for the really bitter ones. I've met a fair few who are good lads too though and I'd rather discuss football with a knowledgeable one than some of the mongs us and every other club has. Goes without saying I suppose. Had a similar experience as Howmanheyman really. I particularly remember a few twats coming out the woodwork when they had the 'NE top dogs' period under Reid when they came 7th twice (and could've finished higher tbf). Have to agree with the comments about the accent like, it's horrible imo.

I once 'blobbed' on the mackems shift the night we were away to Sporting Lisbon in the UEFA cup, 2-1 up from the first game, 1-0 up on the night, by the time we had collapsed 4-1 the shift was over and the non-football fans all of a sudden gave me dogs abuse. Fair enough I had to take it, but the day we beat them when Ameobi got two I went in that night to get the handover from them and the place was like the fucking Marie Celeste as they'd crawled back into the rock.

[manc-mag 1]

You all sound the same btw.

You sound more like dippers than we do mackems, and you do.

 

And as far north as Dundee.

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

You all sound the same btw.

You sound more like dippers than we do mackems, and you do.

 

And as far north as Dundee.

haha

[Guest alex]

You almost have to feel sorry for the really bitter ones. I've met a fair few who are good lads too though and I'd rather discuss football with a knowledgeable one than some of the mongs us and every other club has. Goes without saying I suppose. Had a similar experience as Howmanheyman really. I particularly remember a few twats coming out the woodwork when they had the 'NE top dogs' period under Reid when they came 7th twice (and could've finished higher tbf). Have to agree with the comments about the accent like, it's horrible imo.

I once 'blobbed' on the mackems shift the night we were away to Sporting Lisbon in the UEFA cup, 2-1 up from the first game, 1-0 up on the night, by the time we had collapsed 4-1 the shift was over and the non-football fans all of a sudden gave me dogs abuse. Fair enough I had to take it, but the day we beat them when Ameobi got two I went in that night to get the handover from them and the place was like the fucking Marie Celeste as they'd crawled back into the rock.

Aye, that's exactly what I'm on about.

[JawD 99]

You can like. Spot a mackem accent a mile off. Lass at work is a mackem and we take the piss out of her accent all the time.

[Rob W 0]

also the way their knuckles drag along the ground is a bit of a give away

[Howmanheyman 33828]

You all sound the same btw.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet.

 

It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough.

I'm from the East-end of Newcastle and I can usually tell the difference between Newcastle and North Shields accents never mind Mackems!

[Rob W 0]

You all sound the same btw.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet.

 

It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough.

I'm from the East-end of Newcastle and I can usually tell the difference between Newcastle and North Shields accents never mind Mackems!

 

sure you're not doing it by the number of facial scars?

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

You all sound the same btw.

Shut it you Yorkshire muppet.

 

It's true that btw. Stevie would wrongly have you believe he can tell the difference between accents a few streets apart, when in fact there isn't a discernible difference until you get to Middlesbrough. Possibly even Scarborough.

I'm from the East-end of Newcastle and I can usually tell the difference between Newcastle and North Shields accents never mind Mackems!

I can tell the difference between West End and East End of Newcastle never mind nowt else. There's a definite difference between Wallsend and Walker even and that's what a mile apart. The wankest word on Tyneside is "daint" instead of "divvint" and Wallsend people say it.