JawD 99 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Husband and wife on their 10th wedding anniversary, the wife undresses and says "what did you think, when I stripped 10 years ago at stood seductively in front of you?" He Says "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry" She says "and what are you thinking now?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Looks like i did a pretty good job" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 (I actually thought this was going to be about the return of Gladiators ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I was expecting a classic Akabusi sex story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 5, 2008 Author Share Posted February 5, 2008 Sorry, for some reasons its the first word that came into my head when thinking of a title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 (I actually thought this was going to be about the return of Gladiators ) Me too or something about John shaggin Justin and it just coming out now. Wolf was supposed to be scary, seen scarier things come out of Mecca at the Metro Centre, not that I've been in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Wolf was about 50 years old back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 It's amazing how your perception of tits changes as you get older, I always though Ulrika's paps were big then. well decent then Scary? Ye would just say "what ye deein ya daft cunt?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Could imagine Alex's hair being like wolf's before it sailed off into the sunset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Tell me wacky, how do you keep your one-liners so fresh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 (edited) (I actually thought this was going to be about the return of Gladiators ) Me too or something about John shaggin Justin and it just coming out now. Wolf was supposed to be scary, seen scarier things come out of Mecca at the Metro Centre, not that I've been in. So the headline "My gay brother is an outcast" was actually followed by the subline "...but I'd do him". Who knew? Edited February 6, 2008 by Meenzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 John Fashanu should go in cunt's corner. The above alludes to just one of many reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Tell me wacky, how do you keep your one-liners so fresh? My head is the shape of a bread bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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