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What a load.

 

Doctor, I think I've got heart disease.

 

Yes I'm afraid you do, brought on by not perving at the young women. I'm going to prescribe a subscription to Razzle. Read it twice a day before meals and have a wank over it before sleep.

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"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation"

 

Which completely contradicts the claim that "those who a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure........and lower pulse rates..."

 

I don't even know why I'm bothering pulling that article to bits actually. Codswallop.

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"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation"

 

Which completely contradicts the claim that "those who a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure........and lower pulse rates..."

 

I don't even know why I'm bothering pulling that article to bits actually. Codswallop.

 

You're just peeved at that memo that came round all the nurses saying you have to undo your top 2 buttons when you're on duty.

 

A little more professionalism from you wouldn't go amiss young lady. :lol:

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"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation"

 

Which completely contradicts the claim that "those who a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure........and lower pulse rates..."

 

I don't even know why I'm bothering pulling that article to bits actually. Codswallop.

 

You're just peeved at that memo that came round all the nurses saying you have to undo your top 2 buttons when you're on duty.

 

A little more professionalism from you wouldn't go amiss young lady. B)

 

:lol:

 

I don't have any buttons on my uniform cos I wear theatre blues, but sometimes if I wear one that's too big there's always the risk of the v-neck showing more than is professional if I bend forward!

 

When I was a student our uniforms were white nurses dresses with press studs which were an absolute nightmare if you got your dress hooked in a door handle... ;)

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"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation"

 

Which completely contradicts the claim that "those who a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure........and lower pulse rates..."

 

I don't even know why I'm bothering pulling that article to bits actually. Codswallop.

 

You're just peeved at that memo that came round all the nurses saying you have to undo your top 2 buttons when you're on duty.

 

A little more professionalism from you wouldn't go amiss young lady. :lol:

 

Seen a lass yesterday sitting upstairs in the trent, opposite the door, who had obviously took this on board. Blue jumper with her Kazongas squashed into it like nobody's business. TBH she must have used KY to get it on or had a friend help her.

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When I was a student our uniforms were white nurses dresses with press studs which were an absolute nightmare if you got your dress hooked in a door handle... :lol:

 

;)

 

A scene made for Carry on Doctor, they dropped the ball with that one.

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"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation"

 

Which completely contradicts the claim that "those who a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure........and lower pulse rates..."

 

I don't even know why I'm bothering pulling that article to bits actually. Codswallop.

 

You're just peeved at that memo that came round all the nurses saying you have to undo your top 2 buttons when you're on duty.

 

A little more professionalism from you wouldn't go amiss young lady. ;)

 

Seen a lass yesterday sitting upstairs in the trent, opposite the door, who had obviously took this on board. Blue jumper with her Kazongas squashed into it like nobody's business. TBH she must have used KY to get it on or had a friend help her.

 

 

You should have introduced yourself :lol:

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"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation"

 

Which completely contradicts the claim that "those who a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure........and lower pulse rates..."

 

I don't even know why I'm bothering pulling that article to bits actually. Codswallop.

 

You're just peeved at that memo that came round all the nurses saying you have to undo your top 2 buttons when you're on duty.

 

A little more professionalism from you wouldn't go amiss young lady. B)

 

Seen a lass yesterday sitting upstairs in the trent, opposite the door, who had obviously took this on board. Blue jumper with her Kazongas squashed into it like nobody's business. TBH she must have used KY to get it on or had a friend help her.

 

 

You should have introduced yourself :lol:

 

Had to make a sharp exit before I became transfixed tbh ;)

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"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation"

 

Which completely contradicts the claim that "those who a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure........and lower pulse rates..."

 

I don't even know why I'm bothering pulling that article to bits actually. Codswallop.

 

You're just peeved at that memo that came round all the nurses saying you have to undo your top 2 buttons when you're on duty.

 

A little more professionalism from you wouldn't go amiss young lady. B)

 

Seen a lass yesterday sitting upstairs in the trent, opposite the door, who had obviously took this on board. Blue jumper with her Kazongas squashed into it like nobody's business. TBH she must have used KY to get it on or had a friend help her.

 

 

You should have introduced yourself :lol:

 

Had to make a sharp exit before I became transfixed tbh ;)

 

 

Understandable B)

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"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation"

 

Which completely contradicts the claim that "those who a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure........and lower pulse rates..."

 

I don't even know why I'm bothering pulling that article to bits actually. Codswallop.

 

You're just peeved at that memo that came round all the nurses saying you have to undo your top 2 buttons when you're on duty.

 

A little more professionalism from you wouldn't go amiss young lady. B)

 

;)

 

I don't have any buttons on my uniform cos I wear theatre blues, but sometimes if I wear one that's too big there's always the risk of the v-neck showing more than is professional if I bend forward!

 

When I was a student our uniforms were white nurses dresses with press studs which were an absolute nightmare if you got your dress hooked in a door handle... B)

 

Theatre dress? See now Im thinking Rocky Horror B):lol:

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