bawan 0 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 TRANSFER RUMOURS Manchester City will be ordered to buy Portsmouth striker Benjani by the Premier League. However, City will be allowed to renegotiate the £9m fee. (Mirror) However, City do not want a deal to go through and they are ready to go to court to prove that Benjani is not their player. (The Sun) Paraguay striker Nelsen Cuevas claims he has signed a pre-contract agreement with Blackburn. (Mirror) Dutch side AZ Alkmaar are claiming new Middlesbrough striker Afonso Alves is their player and want Fifa to ban him from playing. (Mirror) Bolton midfielder Blerim Dzemaili wants a loan move. (Mirror) Arsenal midfielder Alex Hleb is a target for Barcelona, who claim they will meet him this week. (Daily Mail) Teddy Sheringham's son, Charlie, is to be offered a deal by Danish second division club Fremad Amager after an eight-day trial. (Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP Steve Cotterill, Kevin Blackwell and John Gregory have all been interviewed for the managerial vacancy at Southampton. (Mirror) Former Bayern Munich boss Ottmar Hitzfeld will become the manager of Switzerland next season. (Mirror) AND FINALLY Liverpool players gave 6ft 7in striker Peter Crouch a stepladder for his birthday. The joke gift came with a note that suggested Crouch's girlfriend would now be able to reach him. (The Sun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47136 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Liverpool players gave 6ft 7in striker Peter Crouch a stepladder for his birthday. The joke gift came with a note that suggested Crouch's girlfriend would now be able to reach him. (The Sun) I bet no one's EVER said anything like that to Peter Crouch before. Making a joke about her needing stepladders is one thing, but to actually think your joke was funny enough to go to the trouble of buying a set. Fuck me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Liverpool players gave 6ft 7in striker Peter Crouch a stepladder for his birthday. The joke gift came with a note that suggested Crouch's girlfriend would now be able to reach him. (The Sun) I bet no one's EVER said anything like that to Peter Crouch before. Making a joke about her needing stepladders is one thing, but to actually think your joke was funny enough to go to the trouble of buying a set. Fuck me. It's not me real ladder...it's me step ladder etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7318 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Funny to see the whole pompey situation. City changed their mind now and Pompey havent got any money to make Defoes contract permanent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Funny to see the whole pompey situation. City changed their mind now and Pompey havent got any money to make Defoes contract permanent I wonder if the media will make a huge deal about how amateurish the whole thing has been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Funny to see the whole pompey situation. City changed their mind now and Pompey havent got any money to make Defoes contract permanent I wonder if the media will make a huge deal about how amateurish the whole thing has been The last time I looked neither team were based on Tyneside or wore black and white stripes so probably not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 We're starting to sound like Scousers now. The backlash against the media backlash against Keegans backlash against the southern backlash has got to stop. Those self pitying blert's get right on my tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2815 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 I was thinking exactly the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Liverpool players gave 6ft 7in striker Peter Crouch a stepladder for his birthday. The joke gift came with a note that suggested Crouch's girlfriend would now be able to reach him. (The Sun) I bet no one's EVER said anything like that to Peter Crouch before. Making a joke about her needing stepladders is one thing, but to actually think your joke was funny enough to go to the trouble of buying a set. Fuck me. I doubt they actually paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Liverpool players gave 6ft 7in striker Peter Crouch a stepladder for his birthday. The joke gift came with a note that suggested Crouch's girlfriend would now be able to reach him. (The Sun) I bet no one's EVER said anything like that to Peter Crouch before. Making a joke about her needing stepladders is one thing, but to actually think your joke was funny enough to go to the trouble of buying a set. Fuck me. I doubt they actually paid for it. Probably got Glenn Johnson to steal them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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