bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. I think I have doe this one before The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettable, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too." The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "£650. "£650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.... "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you £50 for my initial diagnosis. . . . . . . . .. . .. . . . .. . .. . . . The additional £600 was for the cat scan and lab tests." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Fuck me, Berb! I posted this joke on here about 1978. I got the usual response to my jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Jokes he says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Fuck me, Berb! I posted this joke on here about 1978. I got the usual response to my jokes Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Luke 12:53 'and thus Jesus said "The additional 600 Shekels was for the cat scan and lab tests" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Luke 12:53 'and thus Jesus said "The additional 600 Shekels was for the cat scan and lab tests" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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