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Really cant make up my mind, probably a goer though, but she can look dog rough when she wants to

 

I'd be all over her like a fat kid on a cup cake.

 

To be fair that photo does do her some serious justice.

 

The mouth is a bit weird - Sarah Michelle Gellar / Kirsten Dunst type fangs.

 

But then again SMG is fit full stop and KD aint bad when she wants to be.

 

Best leave me some of theat cup cake tubs

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I really fancy Lucy Davis, so what the fuck she's doing in this thread is beyond me

 

I've disporportionately high standards

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I'm still trying to make up my mind on Christine Bleakley. She should be good looking but there's something just not right about her:

 

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And what the fuck was I thinking about Lily Allen.

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I'm still trying to make up my mind on Christine Bleakley. She should be good looking but there's something just not right about her:

 

christine_bleakley_28845t.jpg vs christinebleakleyST_450x350.jpg

 

And what the fuck was I thinking about Lily Allen.

 

She's all fake tan and teeth, probably still would though :unsure:

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quality thread this one, i must have missed it first time around. made me lol on more than one occasion. some old names from the past - what ever happened to shearergol and swindonmag? do they still post under different usernames?

 

back on topic, here's my contribution...for the fans of this emerdale milf:

 

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quality thread this one, i must have missed it first time around. made me lol on more than one occasion. some old names from the past - what ever happened to shearergol and swindonmag? do they still post under different usernames?

 

back on topic, here's my contribution...for the fans of this emerdale milf:

 

viv2.JPG

 

There's nothing borderline about her.

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quality thread this one, i must have missed it first time around. made me lol on more than one occasion. some old names from the past - what ever happened to shearergol and swindonmag? do they still post under different usernames?

 

back on topic, here's my contribution...for the fans of this emerdale milf:

 

viv2.JPG

 

There's nothing borderline about her.

 

Less borderline, more Korean Demilitarized Zone.

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I'm still trying to make up my mind on Christine Bleakley. She should be good looking but there's something just not right about her:

 

christine_bleakley_28845t.jpg vs christinebleakleyST_450x350.jpg

 

And what the fuck was I thinking about Lily Allen.

 

She's what's technically known as a two-face. HF will know what I mean.

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No its her mullet that attracts your eye first. She's like Billy the fish in drag. Liza Tarbuck, Lily Allen (even if she's a cunt), Thora Birch and Kirsty Alsopp for me.

 

Oh and.....

 

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Jennifer Tilly.

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No its her mullet that attracts your eye first. She's like Billy the fish in drag. Liza Tarbuck, Lily Allen (even if she's a cunt), Thora Birch and Kirsty Alsopp for me.

 

Oh and.....

 

jennifer_tilly04.sized.jpg

 

Jennifer Tilly.

Jennifer Tilly Borderline??

You've got high standards mate.

I'd kick babies out the way to get a go on her. :unsure:

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I'm gonna be in huuuuuuuuuuuuge trouble for this.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait for it...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe I shouldn't....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I think I will....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goodbye sweet world....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I chickened out :D , but I bet someone quotes it :unsure:

 

 

 

:razz:

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There's no doubt she'd get it.

Looks-wise, I'd agree with you, but she is So. Fucking. Annoying.

Hence the borderline.

I'd still rattle her ribs.

Did you know she is the sister (or it might be half-sister) of Big Suze from Peep Show? Now she would get it, very much north of the borderline.

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There's no doubt she'd get it.

Looks-wise, I'd agree with you, but she is So. Fucking. Annoying.

Hence the borderline.

I'd still rattle her ribs.

Did you know she is the sister (or it might be half-sister) of Big Suze from Peep Show? Now she would get it, very much north of the borderline.

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So far north you'd have to knock the icicles off her flange :unsure:

...and no, I didn't know they were sisters- same dad, different mothers it seems.

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