Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Lass out with us tonight, face was nowt to write home about but chebs you could set your watch by. They put the fun in funbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 She may be overweight and ginger, but I'd still do Adele. And I agree with Besty, all the women on the Halifax ads would be angry hate fucks. And with Sepultura's version of Orgasmatron as backing music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 She may be overweight and ginger, but I'd still do Adele. And I agree with Besty, all the women on the Halifax ads would be angry hate fucks. And with Sepultura's version of Orgasmatron as backing music. Agreed, but Motorhead's version of Ogasmatron is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 I've actually never heard the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Carrie Grant was on The Chase there and I'd say she counts, even if her hair probably feels like dead straw at this point. The Crohns disease would be a fuck on as well. Actually, come to think of it, I can't be arsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 (edited) I take it you’ve never fucked a girl in the bag hole? Edited December 28, 2018 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 30 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Actually, come to think of it, I can't be arsed. If she's got Crohn's, that's probably what she'd say too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 You may find this surprising… but there’s nowt borderline about her to me, even if her stinker is like … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33096 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 I concur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: You may find this surprising… but there’s nowt borderline about her to me, even if her stinker is like … Go for it, my friend. There's just too much maintenance for me. Though, I suppose that's why they're called boilers! Ha ha ha. I laugh to myself and reach for another Thornton's chocolate 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4247 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Lucy Worsley. Little lisp does things to me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 hour ago, strawb said: Lucy Worsley. Little lisp does things to me Borderline? I’d smath her pathtie without a thecond thought. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Denise Welch: CT: ’Tell me more’. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20110 Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 That image needs banning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 4 hours ago, ewerk said: Denise Welch: CT: ’Tell me more’. How do you not realise you’ve shit your kegs? She must have a back-eye like the cargo door on a Hercules. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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