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Inspired by the Viz campaign of the same name and by the "Sharon Watts" thread.

 

This is the competion that ranks ladies in the public eye whom you wouldn't generally consider as a legitimate sexual partner on account of some physical or psychological flaw, however as long as you mates don't find out, its OK.

 

I'll start things off with.

 

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  Dr Kenneth Noisewater said:
Ms. Liza Tarbuck

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She's got a great pair of Norks, she'd make my list easily.

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  Scottish Mag said:
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How the hell is Sarah a borderline boiler Richie, you cock-end? She's absolutely gorgeous.

 

I want you to go away and think about what you've just done!

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  Wacky Jnr said:
Liz McDonald off Coronation street :lol:

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Quoted for truth.

 

She's a right old munter - must be approaching 60 now, and looking every day of it!

 

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Her hair is that colour due to all the fags she has smoked - what do you think it would taste like to kiss her? How do you imaine her teeth to look, if they're not falsers

 

:lol: ?!

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  Glasgow Mag said:
  Wacky Jnr said:
Liz McDonald off Coronation street :lol:

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Quoted for truth.

 

She's a right old munter - must be approaching 60 now, and looking every day of it!

 

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Her hair is that colour due to all the fags she has smoked - what do you think it would taste like to kiss her? How do you imaine her teeth to look, if they're not falsers

 

:lol: ?!

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With a bit of luck they are falsers :lol:

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  Glasgow Mag said:
Jimbo you must surely have some opinion on the Liz MacDonald suggestion...?!

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She looks like a scrawny poodle to me, but each to their own, personally speaking I think who ever suggested her is in need of serious psychiatric help.

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  Jimbo said:
  Glasgow Mag said:
Jimbo you must surely have some opinion on the Liz MacDonald suggestion...?!

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She looks like a scrawny poodle to me, but each to their own, personally speaking I think who ever suggested her is in need of serious psychiatric help.

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It was either her or Ivy Tillsley :lol:

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  Jimbo said:
  Glasgow Mag said:
Jimbo you must surely have some opinion on the Liz MacDonald suggestion...?!

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She looks like a scrawny poodle to me, but each to their own, personally speaking I think who ever suggested her is in need of serious psychiatric help.

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Do you know, as it happens, as from today I'm qualified to detain him under the Mental Health Act 1983. Think I might have to do it.....

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  Glasgow Mag said:
  Jimbo said:
  Glasgow Mag said:
Jimbo you must surely have some opinion on the Liz MacDonald suggestion...?!

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She looks like a scrawny poodle to me, but each to their own, personally speaking I think who ever suggested her is in need of serious psychiatric help.

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Do you know, as it happens, as from today I'm qualified to detain him under the Mental Health Act 1983. Think I might have to do it.....

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I take them back, Kathy off Eastenders.

 

Proper dirty!!!! :lol:

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  Wacky Jnr said:
  Glasgow Mag said:
  Jimbo said:
  Glasgow Mag said:
Jimbo you must surely have some opinion on the Liz MacDonald suggestion...?!

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She looks like a scrawny poodle to me, but each to their own, personally speaking I think who ever suggested her is in need of serious psychiatric help.

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Do you know, as it happens, as from today I'm qualified to detain him under the Mental Health Act 1983. Think I might have to do it.....

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I take them back, Kathy off Eastenders.

 

Proper dirty!!!! :lol:

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Aye 25 years ago. These days though I'm sure she too is ready for her bus pass.

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