paddy 17 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 the next door neighbours are being twats at the moment so i'm looking for some payback, nowt that will get me nicked but something quite nasty will do, yesterday for example i had one of my mates mobile disco speakers rigged up to the stereo and played the great escape at full tilt open to any ideas i will post back the results etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Invite friends round who play instruments and let them jam in you house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31644 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You could try the old superglue in the front door lock trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Invite friends round who play instruments and let them jam in you house. Tom's fishing for rehearsal space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Invite friends round who play instruments and let them jam in you house. Tom's fishing for rehearsal space. One time the next door neighbour came round pissed and and said he had had an argument with his girlfriend, they split and she wanted to sell the house but he wanted to buy her out of it. So every time their was a viewing he would tell us when and ask us to jam really loud so she couldnt sell the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Myspace party invites for next door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Tell the police you saw them with a gun in their house. Armed Raid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 Tell the police you saw them with a gun in their house. Armed Raid rumour has it that its more like drugs next door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Tell the police you saw them with a gun in their house. Armed Raid rumour has it that its more like drugs next door Mint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 he was inside twice and she had her 'male' friends round to 'fix' things, they have 5 kids living there too, dont mean to be racist but i wish they would fuck off back home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Shit in a bag and post it through their letterbox or if you've got a dog get it to shit in a bag - post it through in the morning after they've gone out and it'll fucking stink by the time they got back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 i dont think he leaves the house, i'm sure someones after him, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 i dont think he leaves the house, i'm sure someones after him, Fuck me you must live in a reet shithole. Find out whose after him and give them his address? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 i dont think he leaves the house, i'm sure someones after him, Fuck me you must live in a reet shithole. Find out whose after him and give them his address? its called blackburn they have the only council house in the area, all the rest were bought up years ago and are full of nice middle aged and old people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 i dont think he leaves the house, i'm sure someones after him, Fuck me you must live in a reet shithole. Find out whose after him and give them his address? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 i dont think he leaves the house, i'm sure someones after him, Fuck me you must live in a reet shithole. Find out whose after him and give them his address? its called blackburn they have the only council house in the area, all the rest were bought up years ago and are full of nice middle aged and old people Forge the form you submit to the council for a transfer, get them shipped of to another shithole on the other side of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Write them a letter, that'll learn them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Invite friends round who play instruments and let them jam in you house. Tom's fishing for rehearsal space. Couldn't you pop round for some singing practice ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Invite friends round who play instruments and let them jam in you house. Tom's fishing for rehearsal space. Couldn't you pop round for some singing practice ? "baby we were born to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnn................" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 (edited) Blackburn is terrorist central now isn't it? If I were you I'd be praying no-one comes round and tries to pick him up. Edited January 28, 2008 by RlCO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Kidnap one of their children. Oh how they'll laugh, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31644 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Kidnap one of their children. Oh how they'll laugh, trust me. You still not let Gerry and Kate in on the joke yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Kidnap one of their children. Oh how they'll laugh, trust me. You still not let Gerry and Kate in on the joke yet? No sense of humour man. Still, the George Harrison mask seems to have put them off the scent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Post a note through the door saying 'we know where you are", If someone is after him he'll more than likely fuck off. That failing, spray 'nonce' on the door, should attract a bit of attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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