sammynb 3655 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 The British government decided that sport wasn't important and decided to round up all the really good throwers and runners and send them away! Happy Australia day Love the convicts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Left all the good musicians here though Happy Birthday, "Once a jolly swagman..." etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Left all the good musicians here though Happy Birthday, "Once a jolly swagman..." etc. How is Rolf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Probably a more civilised nation 220 years ago tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Left all the good musicians here though Happy Birthday, "Once a jolly swagman..." etc. How is Rolf? Still Australian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Advance Australia Fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 The backward cousin that nobody likes to talk about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Bit like the welsh but with a better tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Certainly not in decline at the rate the UK is going down the toilet.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Certainly not in decline at the rate the UK is going down the toilet.. Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Certainly not in decline at the rate the UK is going down the toilet.. Agreed Whingeing Poms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Can anyone give me just one mother fucking reason to be an Australian(former convict) as opposed to an exiled True Faith Exile. ??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 Can anyone give me just one mother fucking reason to be an Australian(former convict) as opposed to an exiled True Faith Exile. ??????? You've been on the piss celebrating 'stralia day again haven't you RlCO??? So what's your actual question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I doubt he knows that himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I miss Australia. Class place that I'll hopefully get back to very soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 I miss Australia. Class place that I'll hopefully get back to very soon. And Australia misses you! Class lass anarl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 (edited) Scousers in the sun, that's how I view Aussies. There's an Aussie in my company, 57 years of age, annoying and openly homosexual. They think cricket and rugby count as sports too, daft cunts. The thing is as well they say they all hate us like this cunt: "It doesn't matter whether it's cricket, rugby union, rugby league – we all hate England," O'Neill said yesterday. "I would love to see Tonga knock off England but I suspect England will get through and we'll play them in Marseille and that will be a real contest, with Jonny Wilkinson back in particular." If they all hate us, why do they fuckin all come to England, go anywhere in England and there's hundreds of the cunts with their stupid Doug Willis accents and fuckin "ripper grog" like Fosters. The fact is Aussie's are obsessed by us, utterly obsessed, every Aussie who has done anything ever on a world stage has had to come to England to do it, other than Mel Gibson. At the end of the day if it wasn't for the English you'd be krauts. Edited January 28, 2008 by Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 Scousers in the sun, that's how I view Aussies. There's an Aussie in my company, 57 years of age, annoying and openly homosexual. They think cricket and rugby count as sports too, daft cunts. The thing is as well they say they all hate us like this cunt: "It doesn't matter whether it's cricket, rugby union, rugby league – we all hate England," O'Neill said yesterday. "I would love to see Tonga knock off England but I suspect England will get through and we'll play them in Marseille and that will be a real contest, with Jonny Wilkinson back in particular." If they all hate us, why do they fuckin all come to England, go anywhere in England and there's hundreds of the cunts with their stupid Doug Willis accents and fuckin "ripper grog" like Fosters. The fact is Aussie's are obsessed by us, utterly obsessed, every Aussie who has done anything ever on a world stage has had to come to England to do it, other than Mel Gibson. At the end of the day if it wasn't for the English you'd be krauts. Dutch or french you ignorant cunt stevie, the Germans couldn't float a boat to save their lives! By the way why do you think your twat work colleague lives there and not here? Because he's happier in your company than ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Scousers in the sun, that's how I view Aussies. There's an Aussie in my company, 57 years of age, annoying and openly homosexual. They think cricket and rugby count as sports too, daft cunts. The thing is as well they say they all hate us like this cunt: "It doesn't matter whether it's cricket, rugby union, rugby league – we all hate England," O'Neill said yesterday. "I would love to see Tonga knock off England but I suspect England will get through and we'll play them in Marseille and that will be a real contest, with Jonny Wilkinson back in particular." If they all hate us, why do they fuckin all come to England, go anywhere in England and there's hundreds of the cunts with their stupid Doug Willis accents and fuckin "ripper grog" like Fosters. The fact is Aussie's are obsessed by us, utterly obsessed, every Aussie who has done anything ever on a world stage has had to come to England to do it, other than Mel Gibson. At the end of the day if it wasn't for the English you'd be krauts. Dutch or french you ignorant cunt stevie, the Germans couldn't float a boat to save their lives! By the way why do you think your twat work colleague lives there and not here? Because he's happier in your company than ours. To be fair he only lives here, because he's earning more here than he could dream of in Australia. I'm not saying all Australians are cunts, they're not, just most of them. Kiwi's on the other hand are bang on, and more respectful of their northern hemisphere piers. This bloke sums it up. Like you now Graham, I lived in Perth for a few years. Got a transfer with my job, kept my English salary too. The place is absolutely beautiful, the weather great, everything should have been bliss except for the fact that such a fantastic country is spoilt by the very people who live there. Not all Australian's come from the same school as O'Niell but enough of them to spoil the place. The funny thing is that this attitude of his goes right through society there, from top to bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6996 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You certainly like to generalize... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You certainly like to generalize... Yankisms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Scousers in the sun, that's how I view Aussies. There's an Aussie in my company, 57 years of age, annoying and openly homosexual. They think cricket and rugby count as sports too, daft cunts. The thing is as well they say they all hate us like this cunt: Wow - old, from a different country and not a self-hating closet case. My heart bleeds for you having to spend time with such freaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Shame Gilchrist has retired, one of the best ever wicketkeeper batsmen. That's Warne, McGrath, Lara and Pollock all gone within a year now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 Shame Gilchrist has retired, one of the best ever wicketkeeper batsmen. That's Warne, McGrath, Lara and Pollock all gone within a year now. Hopefully cricket can die the death it deserves now! All we need is for both rugby codes and aerial ping pong to also disappear up their own arses and we can increase the number of decent football pitches across the land! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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