bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 A man is in a bar and speaking to the bartender about marriage. He says "I’ve been married for 3 years now and the sex just isn’t happening anymore". The bartender says "well then, tonight when you get into bedput your hand down by your wife’s ladies parts, feel around then rub your hand all over your face and this will get you both in the mood". so when the man gets home he does what the bartender says and his wife rolls over and shouts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "holly crap were you in a fight there’s blood all over your face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Good old Dracula's teabag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 It may be my age, but I hate 'jokes' about this subject Strange (?), but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 It may be my age, but I hate 'jokes' about this subject Strange (?), but true. Aye I'd be the same man, but Snakey being your age, it's natural not to be getting any, the body just can't cope anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Whats the first sign of Madness ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Suggs walking up your drive way....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Whats the first sign of Madness ?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Suggs walking up your drive way....... oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Never open smeeagain while eating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Whats the first sign of Madness ?. . . .. Suggs walking up your drive way....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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