Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Fucking liar, you would crawl over broken glass for a piece of it You've confused me with someone else, I'm the one that would knock a dwarf sparko to get to your lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Amen to that. I'd rather put Wacky's underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Amen to that. I'd rather put Wacky's underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs! Prude! I wear Wacky like a feed bag everytime I go for a run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Amen to that. I'd rather put Wacky's underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs! Prude! I wear Wacky like a feed bag everytime I go for a run. With his cock in your mouth as the protein shake feeding tube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Amen to that. I'd rather put Wacky's underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs! Prude! I wear Wacky like a feed bag everytime I go for a run. With his cock in your mouth as the protein shake feeding tube? A shot of dwarf spunk and I can do a 3 minute mile!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Amen to that. I'd rather put Wacky's underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs! Prude! I wear Wacky like a feed bag everytime I go for a run. Anyway back to our lovely Terri, she's got a head like a squashed pork pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Nice wabs, shame about her dish. Who gives a shite, what you think a pillow case is for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 christ on a bike lads, dwarf spunk powerade? wtf? How does it get to that from a lovely set of jahoobas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Fucking twisted man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Fucking twisted man Twisting her melons man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Nice wabs, shame about her dish. Who gives a shite, what you think a pillow case is for? I got into trouble doing something similar, piled the duvet over this lass so just her arse was exposed and went about banged the bejesus out of her. Anyway when I shot my load all over her deriere (sp) she crawls out from under and kicks of saying who were you pretending to be fucking there then you bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7337 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. I was told she fell for J69 because he's such a hard bastard and good looking kid, but stopped short of shagging him because his cock was just too big. Have you taken over wackys obsession with posting about me for no apparent reason? Im glad i irritate you so much You know the reason, you're a top shelf cunt! Remember that time he said he was going to knock me out It turns out he's actually 5ft9 and 10st as well. Selective memory there. I think the story went you had 1 shandy too many and called everyone around you a specky fucking cunt (or something similarly intelligent). And i remarked if you had been sat next to me when you said it id have 'put you on your arse'. Its a moot point anyway as like wacky you make stories up to prove how much of a working class 'lercal' you really are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Nice wabs, shame about her dish. Who gives a shite, what you think a pillow case is for? I got into trouble doing something similar, piled the duvet over this lass so just her arse was exposed and went about banged the bejesus out of her. Anyway when I shot my load all over her deriere (sp) she crawls out from under and kicks of saying who were you pretending to be fucking there then you bastard! well, who were you thinking about? half a story tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. I was told she fell for J69 because he's such a hard bastard and good looking kid, but stopped short of shagging him because his cock was just too big. Have you taken over wackys obsession with posting about me for no apparent reason? Im glad i irritate you so much You know the reason, you're a top shelf cunt! Remember that time he said he was going to knock me out It turns out he's actually 5ft9 and 10st as well. Selective memory there. I think the story went you had 1 shandy too many and called everyone around you a specky fucking cunt (or something similarly intelligent). And i remarked if you had been sat next to me when you said it id have 'put you on your arse'. Its a moot point anyway as like wacky you make stories up to prove how much of a working class 'lercal' you really are Right that's it I'm going on the next toontastic piss-up and am gonna be all up in J69's face until he "puts me in my place"!!!!! Fucking nimrod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. I was told she fell for J69 because he's such a hard bastard and good looking kid, but stopped short of shagging him because his cock was just too big. Have you taken over wackys obsession with posting about me for no apparent reason? Im glad i irritate you so much You know the reason, you're a top shelf cunt! Remember that time he said he was going to knock me out It turns out he's actually 5ft9 and 10st as well. Selective memory there. I think the story went you had 1 shandy too many and called everyone around you a specky fucking cunt (or something similarly intelligent). And i remarked if you had been sat next to me when you said it id have 'put you on your arse'. Its a moot point anyway as like wacky you make stories up to prove how much of a working class 'lercal' you really are Right that's it I'm going on the next toontastic piss-up and am gonna be all up in J69's face until he "puts me in my place"!!!!! Fucking nimrod. Look what trouble Terri's baps have caused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I believe SMO has shagged her. I was told she fell for J69 because he's such a hard bastard and good looking kid, but stopped short of shagging him because his cock was just too big. Have you taken over wackys obsession with posting about me for no apparent reason? Im glad i irritate you so much You know the reason, you're a top shelf cunt! Remember that time he said he was going to knock me out It turns out he's actually 5ft9 and 10st as well. Selective memory there. I think the story went you had 1 shandy too many and called everyone around you a specky fucking cunt (or something similarly intelligent). And i remarked if you had been sat next to me when you said it id have 'put you on your arse'. Its a moot point anyway as like wacky you make stories up to prove how much of a working class 'lercal' you really are Right that's it I'm going on the next toontastic piss-up and am gonna be all up in J69's face until he "puts me in my place"!!!!! Fucking nimrod. Look what trouble Terri's baps have caused! Perhaps she can come too to see what her tits are responsible for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I wouldnt have them through the door of the Trent tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) I believe SMO has shagged her. I was told she fell for J69 because he's such a hard bastard and good looking kid, but stopped short of shagging him because his cock was just too big. Have you taken over wackys obsession with posting about me for no apparent reason? Im glad i irritate you so much You know the reason, you're a top shelf cunt! Remember that time he said he was going to knock me out It turns out he's actually 5ft9 and 10st as well. Was it like the time you asked for my number so we could "sort this out"? Edited January 24, 2008 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Another Newcastlelite it seems: http://www.page3.com/page3idol/2007/bestof...5_newcastle.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Another Newcastlelite it seems:http://www.page3.com/page3idol/2007/bestof...5_newcastle.jpg I recognise those curtains!!! And those of you who wouldn't give Terri one (or more) - get Meenzer's number, as I'm sure he's got some mates for you all. As the Little Stevie Wonder song goes: My Terri amour, lovely as a summer's day. My Terri amour, distant as the Milky Way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Another Newcastlelite it seems:http://www.page3.com/page3idol/2007/bestof...5_newcastle.jpg Now that's what I'm mother fucking talking about rudeboy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2824 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) Another Newcastlelite it seems:http://www.page3.com/page3idol/2007/bestof...5_newcastle.jpg Now that's what I'm mother fucking talking about rudeboy!! Prefer Terri myself... she'd still get it like, but she'd have to wait her turn! Edited January 24, 2008 by MrBass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Another Newcastlelite it seems:http://www.page3.com/page3idol/2007/bestof...5_newcastle.jpg Now that's what I'm mother fucking talking about rudeboy!! Prefer Terri myself... she'd still get it like, but she'd have to wait her turn! Jesus there's no contest imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Another Newcastlelite it seems:http://www.page3.com/page3idol/2007/bestof...5_newcastle.jpg Personally I'd leave both with breasts looking like a plaster's radio and a loosely packed keebab quim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Even darling Nikki is getting in on the act! Nikki! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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